Really. I just have never cared one way or the other in my whole life. Oh sure, I'll think the occasional guy is hot, but I'm far too uninterested to go through with any sort of flirting. I'm too lazy to force my brain into the whole lovestruck mindset.
When I see girls whining over heartbreak or guys getting whipped by bitchy girlfriends, I have to wonder why they're going through with it. I mean, it's not like they're checking people out for marriage or anything. Then I remember, "Oh yeah, they want to get some!" I suppose that's why I should be dating, but my interest in getting some is so immensely low that it's hard to believe I'm a teenager. If you think it's because I'm a girl, well, you must be a guy. Psst, dudes, from years of dealing with valley girls and preps, I've deduced that chicks are just as horny as you - they just hide it better.
I'm not gay either, because women piss me off so badly. I mean honestly, all they do is talk about how great they are and how they love to use guys. Luckily I'm a girl, or I would have been lynched by Feminazis the second I typed that. I'm locking my windows just in case.
I think my lack of interest stems from the fact that I have always identified with guys more than I have with girls. I mean, guys are generally nice and straight forward - they tend to say what they think of you to your face rather than backstabbing you. There is also a better sense of friendship among guys, while the girls are always competing with each other for popularity. I also like more "guy things" like alternative music, and uh, not wearing makeup.
So basically, while all the guys are talking about hot chicks, I have nothing to do. And I don't care enough to hit on any of the guys. Maybe, I am destined to die alone, but without the pain of heartbreak. Or maybe, I'm just too busy slacking off and acting immature to grow up and get a boyfriend. One day I'll grow up, but not now. Maybe when I'm 30 I'll get my first boyfriend. Or maybe I never will. I don't really care either way. Honestly.