Once I went to a pet shop and bought some shoes that were made of banana peels by Chinese migits.As I walked down the street back to my house people stared at my snazzy shoes.I was proud of my shoes but I tripped over a weinersnshntzel{a Swedish hotdog}and stubbed my poor,widdle toe.After 5 hours of wimpering I died of ouchistubbedmytoeilosis. I shoved some asparaghas up my freinds nose so he was mad at my bunny slippers.