Jayme: Ooooo! Purty bitch!
Jayme: One eyed one horned (heh) flying pink Minah face thing!
Serge: J'ai fret aux ch'veux.
April: What do you have against fuckin' Dickie Road?!
Jayme: ::slaps the Luge::
Carmen: Passe pis ramasse sont en bateau. Passe tombe en bas. Qui ce qui reste?
Mel: Répète.
Carmen & Annie: O_o *L*
Jayme: lelalelalelalelalela < many mating nouns
Mel: We were talking about G-Spots in Developpement Humain today.
Carmen: Heh...
Mel: The Luge looked traumatized.
Carmen: Someone should find his G-Spot.
Mel: Heh, the Luge's G-Spot.
Carmen: Hehe.
Mel: Wheeeeere iiiis iiiiiit?
Carmen: LuGe. ^_^
Jayme: Mmmmmmmmmmssssssssshhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeecccccccccckkkkkkkksssssssss...
Carmen: I want to read that goddamne dlemon! DLEMON! ... Goddamne Dlemon. ^^;;;
Jeff: You say tomato, I say Yamato...
Jayme: Disnah!
April: Weeeh!
Jeff: Firefly of... car crash!
April: (making fun of those Nelly songs) If you wanna go and climb a tree wit meh...
April: Burn baby burn... we'll be seein' who's gonna beein' payin' insurance for me wooden leg.
April: Oh my! Lordy, Lordy! Your mudder was fine when she was forty!
April: Ah-man! Je-sus crimety!
Carmen's five year old cousin, singing: Little birdy in the sky, why did you shit it my eye? I'm glad you're not an elephant.
Jayme: ::runs from sexual things to do with scary woman::
Jayme: I shee Gai.
Alissa: Me understandie Engrish.
Carmen: The Church one ^_~
Annie: Heh... I'm gonna print it.
Carmen: Look before you lemon! I mean leap...
Alissa's Words of the Wise: Don't poke psychopaths unless you are prepared to run in a zigzag pattern throwing random objects at him and screaming "RAPE!"
Alissa's Touga impression: "Hey, look at me I'm a stud."
Alissa: Ooh hoo hoo, lookit me! I'm running through church! I'm a sinner!
Carmen & Alissa: The cake just went 'Squish!'!
Keri: Oprah loves us!
Jayme: He ish good at brushing his teef!
Jayme & Carmen: F.P.F.!
Alissa: My brother is a nightmare being...
Jayme: OOOO! I make that noise, too!
Jayme: ::holds a killing ceremony:: WEEeeeEEE
Shini: *nods* Cheese.
Jayme: Don't they all have socks on...
Carmen: Yesh... socks make most people very horny.
Jayme: ::nod:: Oh yeah... they are so sexy and soft and white... mmmm...
Jayme: Uhm... Bill Clinton is on the list of men...
Carmen: Jaaaaaaaaaa~
Jayme: NEEEEEE~
April: Can I have your... 684? ::wink wink::
Carmen: The song goes, "Shiny, shiny, la la la la!"
Jayme: What is it called, The Pothead Song?
Shini: Milk... like cheese. *nods*
Jayme: rofl @ your ass breeze
Carmen: ROFL ... ass breeze
Jayme: Tropical Ass Breeze... a new scent.
Carmen: Comes with free informational video on the assfloor.
Jayme: rofl!! Heh
And you can get it all with just two installments of 1 dollar!
Carmen: "Also comes with blow-up assflooring parter, ass breeze scented."
Jayme: And an ass pump to blow up your assflooring partner!
Carmen: That's how it gets its ass breeze scent. From the ass pump!
April: Oooo! We could go to Balmoral with this thing!
Carmen: ::GAAAAASP!!!::
Carmen's sis: O_O ::got scared:: ::falls::
Alissa, upon spotting a Mystery Machine-like vehicle: Ooooo, the Mystery Machine!
April, reading: 'Now your memories haunt me'... I thought it was 'Now you married Tony'...
Carmen: I thought it was something about a zombie...
April: O_o
Carmen: Well, neither makes sense.
April: ::nod::
Alissa: You can't say that. It doesn't sound right. Too many syllables.
Dude #1: Right!
Dude #2: No, left!
Dude #1: No, RIGHT!
Dude #2: That way! THAT WAY!!!
Dude #1: That's what I meant!
April: -_-;;;
Carmen: We're never going to get out of this parking lot.
Alissa: Roar.
Carmen: Roar...
Alissa: Roar!
Carmen: Roar.
Carmen: No no, he's smart. He graduated with grand, er, big dick- ... I MEAN!!!
Alissa: *ROFL*
Carmen: Big distinction!!!
Alissa: Big dick... how do you know? *wink, wink*
Jeff: Interwave with the vampire?
At camp about 4 years ago...
Group of singing people: 1, 2, 3, 4, get your woman on the floor... gonna-gonna get up, get down... gonna-gonna get up, get down...
Confused nerd: In, out, in, out, in the girl!
Everyone: O_o
Confused nerd: Oops... I thought... I thought it was another song...
And so it became our camp anthem.
Alissa: How can you not like the Amazon Trio lounge music?
Jessica: *covers Shini's virgin ears*
Shini: *pouts* Fuck.
Jayme: As well he should be... going around sticking his winky in a girl's eye... that's just not right.
Jayme: "If you are asshole prom date... your tape is in the road where you just ran it over. Buuuhhhhh shithead." < note to leave on door
Jeff: Doesn't that bite your biscuit?
Jayme: AAAH LALE LUGE!
Carmen: rofl Shhh! He doesn't know!
Jayme: heheheheh ^_^;;;
Alissa: Maybe it is a transexual bunny...
Alissa: Stalker pirates...
Alissa: Pump it up ya'll... yo... is this a toy from the early nineties?
Alissa: It could be a movie... The Toilet Chronicles...
Pat: Me fendrai pas l'cul en quatre pour dessiner un canard.
Dooby: People and gentlemen...
Everyone else: O_o *L*
Jayme: LUGE PENIS!?!!?!?!?!
Jayme: You either write or live in a van down by the river!
Jayme: Cat... woman times.
Régis: (at 3 a.m.) Hey, Pickles, qu'est-ce tu fais encore deboutte?