Jayme: I had ... experienced... Digimon retardation.
Carmen: Where am I?
Jayme: Canada.
Carmen: Welcome to the land of uhhh ... Canadians.
Jayme: rofl @ Pokemon theory of "i gut kim"
Jayme: Fartelicious...
Jayme, imitating someone: HUhuhUHjuhjHHAAhA!
Carmen: Here, have a cooling pad thing.
Jayme: I have like 5 of those things.
Carmen: I don't have any.
Jayme: *shares*
Carmen: YEAH! BITCHIN'! *accepts and eats*
Jayme: O.O No no no... You don't... Ah fuck it *eats one too*
Carmen: I'm pretty sure I'd run from an anus snake.
Jayme: It holes the ass!
Carmen: You are the master ^^
Jayme: There are 2 masters... You are the other master... 'cause.. WE are the masters.
Carmen: I'm about to lose conciousness. How 'bout you?
Jayme: .................. *on the floor*
Jayme: Ass clot!
Carmen: Well long johns don't grow on trees...
Jayme: But hair grows on legs... soooooooooooooooo...
Jayme: We're too lazy ta type correctlah.
Jayme: Twas the.... bum bum BUUUUUUM... bra!
Jayme, about mounties: I like their pant flaps.
Jayme: Nun Land: the Windless Plains.
Carmen: I like eggs. ^^;
Jayme: From my head down to my legs!
Carmen, imitating guy that lives upstairs having sex: Who is your daddy?
Roomy, imitating girl that lives upstairs having sex: Hmmm, let me think...
Shini: Lint = bad.
Carmen: You dirty rat.
Mel: You killed my brother.
Carmen: O_O;;;;;;;;;
Shini: It attacks >.<
Jayme: Tybalt est nu! Crisse!
Meaning: Tybalt is nude! (enter random curse word here)!
Jayme: Manica!
Jayme: I think it's sexah... sexah meaning cuuuuuuuuute.
Jen: ::hugs all fuzzy things at your place::
Jayme: Son of a... *clap*
Carmen: Yaaaaaaaooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiii, wheeeeere aaaaaaaaare yooooooooooou?
Jayme: Hiding < yaoi
Mathieu: Tiens tiens, y a du monde à messe!
Jayme: Nathan the Flamer.
Jen: Mmmmmmm... Mina... mmmmmmm...
Jayme: They're usually funny... but... sometimes they're naked.
April: What's with that cross around your arsehole?
Carmen: Put on a dress!
Jason: Put on a dress?
Carmen: Yeah! Do you have one?
Jason: Do I have a dress? What kind of question is that? Fuck no I don't have a dress.
Robert: I'm just going to think it's the tit of an ape.
Carmen: Let's go, Gekiganger 3!
Del: Let me find my noodles first.
Alissa: Do you know what the funniest thing is!? Walking past two people that are standing in the Erotica section of a bookstore. Hehehe. They blush and look away. Ashamed of where they are. Hehehe.
Alissa: I only have Sailor Moon and Tuxie. And little chubbies of them. But I have a Moon Scepter that makes noises! I can go around fighting the Negaverse with it!
Jen: ~Your big grunty beer man ~ AL
Carmen: ... what are they modeling??
Jayme: Boobies?
Jayme: The suspense of an ass on page 4 is killing me.
Mel: I forgot.
Carmen: The mind is the first thing to go.
Mel: O_o I don't want it to go yet though...
Jayme: Poopy shit crap...
Jayme: Mmmmm... Christmas...
Carmen: Jesus jumpin' I'm tired. I wonder if Jesus actually jumped...
Jayme: .... unno... but it would be niftah.
Carmen: Jumping Jesus!
Jayme: On video!
Carmen: $19.99! CALL NOW!
Jayme: 1-800-GO-JESUS
Edith: Jésus Christ! ... Jésus crie... l'entends-tu? Aaah!
Carmen: Must be the drugs.
Shini: Must be.
Carmen: I'm a genie in a bottle...
Jayme: Ya gotta rub me the right weeeh!
Carmen: Brrr...
Jayme: Cold?
Carmen: Yesh.
Jayme: I am... luke warm.
April: The bathroom is so huge you could piss all over the walls!
Roomy: Be glad I am not in a farting mood or else I would fart all over you.
Carmen: Oooh!
Shini: Aaah.
Carmen: rofl
Shini: Eeeeee.
Roomy: The guy that lives downstairs is 90 years old. I fart and he'd have a heart attack.
Bobert: Mr. T is a genius. He invented the internet.
Jayme: I feel like a bra...
Jayme: I love yourself too.
Carmen: It sure looks like it's four in the morning over here...
Mel: Yeah, here too.
(Note: we live 10 minutes away from each other)