Miller: "I want a tattoo on my ass." "Of what?" "An ass."
Carmen: I have many moneys.
Bobert: Like you have a whole list of corny songs you like to rock to.
Bobert: Stuff's more important than lives.
Bobert: "Is this your room?" "No, I live in the mouse hole." "wtf I'm not fucking in that"
Bobert: Yapapa? What's that? Agreeing with your dad?
Bobert: <3 makes me think of a butt in an ice cream cone.
Bobert: Never again will I believe anything Fabio says.
Carmen: Did I ask you if you saw Kill Bill yet?
Bobert: I think so. And I hadn't. And still haven't because, well, that lady must really wanna kill this Bill person, but I like Bill. He made a good movie or two with his buddy, Ted. Kill Bill and Ted. Excellent adventure.
Bobert: Spiders. I killed one in the shower. It was crawling and I was like "Fuck you!" and killed it with a shampoo bottle.
Carmen: I think my sister is farting.
Bobert: GET HER AWAY FROM THE FIRE!
Carmen: lol You nut.
Bobert: Yes. Me nut.
Bobert: Urd's a good wurd, yes.
Bobert: I likes me the bitches.
Jen: But the dress itself is pretty. Even if it's full of penis.
Val: C'est-tu Justin Timberlake, ça?
Carmen: Non, c'est Trey. Trey Parker.
Val: Ah! Trey Timberlake.
Val: Babababalà.
Seifer: I CAN'T BREATHE UNDER SAND. NO FOR REAL.
Seifer: IT'S HARDCORE X-TREEEEEME SNAIL STUNTS 2004!
Candace: If you ever pick up a duck, don't squeeze!
Carmen: OH MY GOD! IT'S A THING!!!
Carmen: Mansex! :D
Candace: NOOOOOOOOO IT BURNS!
Candace: Your cat has a receding fur line.
Carmen: Qu'est-ce que t'as en arrière de ta boucle d'oreille?
Val: Des pénis.
"What do you have behind your earring?" "Some penises."
...O_o
Pierre: ça c'est quelque chose que je sais pas qu'est-ce que c'est.
That's something that I don't know what it is.
Bobert: Pokemon SHIT BROWN!!! Shitachu! Form into diarrheatron! Feces Rain! -10 HP
Bobert: She's gonna perform her classics unplugged. On the toilet.
Miller: Ain't no thang like a chicken wang!
Candace: The lottery gods are angry!
Candace: It's cookie pox!
Candace R.: So you need loonies, dimes, penners, quarters,...
Carmen: Penners XD!?
Seifer: I HOPE YOU BRING LOTS OF SPAGHETTIENIS.
Alissa: MSN is crap. That is why it smells bad sometimes.
Bobert: My text feels good against his fur when he rubs against the computer screen.
Val: P-box-nis.
Bobert: Only manly men shriek like I do.
Bobert: "A cup of sugar... a teaspoon of flour.... *plop* A stick of butter... *plop* Two sticks of butter..."
Jen: Oh I see ^^ I was like... o.o... what the hell kind of piercing is hairy?
Bobert: Such things don't interest me, instead they make me go "Bleh".
Bobert: cock fight = chickens dueling.
Jen: (About her pet rock) Mine is Teddy... he likes to pee on the floor.
Vanessa: What's that? A piece of chocolate?
Sharon: A piece of chocolate or a turd, one or the other!
Bobert: NO RUNNING IN THE HOUSE!
Carmen: Sorry, mom. ...*runs* :D
Bobert: Only running on the house is allowed. Now get on the roof.
Carmen: I am listening to the Spice Girls.
Alissa: I like that you can admit you have gone insane. It is nice.
Carmen: *transfers nachos via e-mail*
Alissa: *downloads them into my stomach*
Alissa: I am filled with hate and seething rage. And jellybeans.
Bobert: Winners don't use drugs.
Carmen: I thought you wrote weiners.
Bobert: You always think everything I write is weiner.
Carmen: Ringringringringringringring banana phone!
Candace: *answers the banana phone* Waaaaaaait a minute here... there's no cord on a banana! *suspicious* *looks funny at the apples* *picks up a kiwi* Hello?
Jocelyne: "Petites culottes", c'est doux.
Ashley: I don't think very much.
Candace: Me Tarzan, you baby. Rahaha!
Melanie: *looks at hamburger* Mad cow. *takes a huge bite*
Brian: (while playing Yahtzee) Look at these people... nowhere near their seats.
Candace's dad: (talking about Gummi Bears) Look at them! They're mounting each other, and...
Candace's mom: I DIDN'T SAY TOURETTE'S!
Talking about lotto scratch tickets
Woman: I'll never win.
Carmen: But it's fun to scratch!
Woman: I can scratch my back or my ass for free.
Yvon: Ça a plotte bon sens crosse tu dis la.
Val: Kutchoni.
Carmen: Your mom is Bob Saget.
Leesh: FUCK I WISH. I'D FUCK HER EVERY NIGHT.
Val: *BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP!!!* Wow, ça c'était beau.
Val: Ah, toi t'es nice. .....GAI.
Christopher: Little Miss Summer Splash looked like Little Miss I'm Missing A Chromosome.
Scott: Don't hurt the merchandise!
Carmen: I'll "merchandise" you! *hits with a broom*
Bobert: Fried slippers.
Carmen: *smells* This soap is soooo nice. *keeps smelling* It's like a soapy crack!
Carmen: Peeing all day is fun.
Jen: Yes, makes me feel alive.
Seifer: Cats are not named Jeff.
Candace: Telemophooooone... goes in the baaaaag.
Alissa: I didn't go kaboom!
Carmen: It was just funny because my grandma has such an attitude problem :P
Jen: ^^ that's how I pictured her.
Val: *singing* If you wanna be my Pooper, you better barf in your bed.
(Note: We call our dog "Pooper", and she often vomits in her little bed for no goddamn reason...)
Val: Mmm celery burps.
Carmen: Miki pis Pepper se battent.
Val: PAS DE CHICANE DANS LA CABANE. PAS DE COCHONS DANS LE SALON. MÊME SI VOUS ÊTES DES CHATS.
Bobert: Damn them.
Carmen: Damn them to hell.
Bobert: To hell and then further.
Bobert: "Nice DVD player. *SMASH* Not so nice DVD player. *SMASH SMASH* Now it's a popcorn bowl!"
Val: Daz so grooz.
Bobert: H is for pirate.
Carmen: *kills her nose* >_<
Mark: *hands you a nose sized coffin and a very small shovel*
Germain: Okay, let's go have relations.
Carmen: Not that I'm a hooker or nothin'.
Bobert: Oh no. But you gotta make a living too.
Carmen: Either shit is a-stinkin' or lunch is a-brewin'.
Allow me to explain... ahem... X-Men is fun... and so is making fun of Bill Clinton...
Mel: Clinton & me.
Mel: Clinton is #1! I (heart) Clinton!
Carmen: Clinton is my hero. Monica, too.
Mel: Where's Bill??? I need him to live. Without him I am nothing.
Mel: I can float on air and I'm a Clinton fan!
Mel: I'm Monica, but if I was a man my name would be Serge B.
Carmen: Ape tits for Clinton!
Carmen's rabid snowman drawing: Criiiiiiinton!
Mel's drawing: Snowman ape tits for Clinton...
Mel: Are you Clinton-Ray?
Mel: Clinton's the best fucka.
Mel: Oh no ape tits is hanging me for Clinton!
Mel: Save the-
Carmen: Clinton!
Mel: -birds...
X-MEN
Mel: I see jellyfish people... they have no asses.
Sylvie: Get away from me, you screw bag!
Mel & Carmen: Professor Wheels!
Carmen: Heh heh! Wheels! It's the same Wheels as from Degrassi!
Mel: Really?!
Carmen: O_o ... you're stupid. Of course not!
Mel: *sniff, sniff*
Carmen: *sniff, sniff*
Mel: *rofl*
Carmen: *sniff!*
Mel: *rofl* I an imagine our phone conversations now! "Hello?" "*sniff!*" "Oh, it's you. *sniff*" "*sniff*".
Alissa: Magneto the Banana!
Wolverine (in the movie): *sniff, sniff*
Carmen: OH, CHRIST! I CAN SMELL IT, TOO!
Mel: It's like 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?' !
Wolverine (in da movie again): *sniff, sniff*
Carmen: He's smelling for their farts!