Anthony: I don't want a lettuce-eating animal, I want a poo-flinging animal!
Anthony: It looks like someone puked on a piece of cake.
Vicki: Qua cia?
Vicki: Will Prince of Bel-Air.
Carmen: If no one shows up for a movie, do they still play it? I don't think we'll ever find out.
Vicki: It's like a proverb. If a tree falls in the forest...
Watching Brokeback Mountain
Jake approaches Heath
Vicki: That's a mighty fine package you got there.
Still watching Brokeback Mountain...
Vicki: I been watchin' you queers. Quit queerin' about.
Vicki: They should make a lesbian sequel. Brokeback Valley.
Russell: You don't do that to the Beeramid!
Anthony: People would like you more if you smelled like pizza.
Vicki: Apeshit over the marmalade.
Carmen: What's Donair sauce made of?
Anthony: Dead Donairs.
Josh: Eau de pickle.
Anthony: He furred all over me!
Carmen: Have you been working out?
Vicki: Or are you just happy to see me?
Vicki: How many inkiemice does it take to screw in a curly fry?
Vicki: I'll have the eight inch... er...ounce...
Andy: Welcome back.
Carmen: Thank you. I went to Narnia.
Andy: Is that French for 'bathroom'?
Vicki: I need my pizzurse.
Vicki: You're not sucking my situation.
Vicki: We are so sexy bitchez give us free samichez!
Josh: Pickled onions.
Andy: Pickled bread!
Vicki: It's always Easter in my pants. Suck my eggs!
Carmen: Los pantalones merdos.
Val: Quesse tu fais avec Motley Crue? J'vas te tuer.
Vicki: Where'd you get two berrets? I mean, I know you're French, but come on.
Ed: What's wrong with wearing crowns?
Vicki: Peniswrinkle popsicle.
Carmen: Let's pretend to be hookers on St George.
Vicki: Nooo, I don't like that game.
Carmen: You always cheat.
Andy: It's the only time I have the apartment to myself without Tool or Toolette.
Vicki: Being fun's not being greasy!
Nathan: It must be down there, I see balls!
Vicki: I don't want your tunnel vision burp.
Vicki: Me Tarzan, you Jane, be virgin.
Vicki: I thought that said "Big Stool".
Jen: The retarded cowboy or a jar of mayonnaise. I guess we'll go with the retarded cowboy because the mayonnaise isn't really alive.
Jen: Vagina flakes.
Jen: A 'Kill Fuck Face' convention.
Anthony: Use your fluids.
Nathan: He was wearing a shirtless t-shirt.
Vicki: I can't brush you when you're walking around.
Vicki, sorta: Get a brian, moran!
Josh: You're a birthday Kumar.
Ben, while a Team Leader is updating the board: THAT'S A LIE.
Devon: I hate how How-To is so full of riddles. If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, do you route it to CS Disputes?
Nathan: How would you *slurp* like to go to the 300? *slurp*
Jared: These chips are AWESOME. I can feel my throat bleeding.
Vicki: Look at all the birds in the water! It's like bird soup!
Carmen: This keyboard sucks.
Momo: Let me punch it.
Carmen: OKAY :D
Momo: Sweet. *punches keyboard 'cos Momo is teh sex*
Kate: I think it's the chicken wing guy.
Kate: I don't know, I'd feel kinda weird having some alien finger in my pants.
Vicki: IE is the biggest Jew of all.
Carmen: IE stands for "Jew".
Vicki: The j and the w are silent, just so no one would figure it out.
The original acronym was IJEW which stood for Internet JEWing. But they had to change it.
Bobert: Nope on a rope.
Nathan: I'm the Boobie Whisperer.
Carmen: I wonder if I type in to MSN that I'm a person who does bad things, how long it will take for them to come arrest me. Like if I said I was a terrorist.
Val: Bomb bomb bomb.
Carmen: KILL BUSH.
Val: Child porn bomb terrorists bomb I love turbans.
Vicki: I needs to look handsome for my WYFE.
Nathan: They're MY balls, I know what works on 'em!
Brandon: This dance better not have like the Naruto opening or shit like that.
Brandon: more posts = bigger internet penis
Josh: Jerk.
Carmen: That's not nice.
Josh: Okay. Jerk ass.
Devon: Don't club seals, Corey.
Carmen: Conputers suck.
Vicki: ...coNputer?
Carmen: Shut up, it's a typo.
Vicki: CONputers are what we registered on at ACEN. COMputers are what suck.
Brandon: I love retarded animals.
Vicki: Bacon burp bitch.
Nathan: Cooperate with me or I will shit your pants!
Val: Je veux aller me son of a bitch coucher.
Brandon: Is this guy Mexican or French?
Bobert's L/Light Death Note yaoi: "Say my name, bitch!" "I don't know it!" "L! L!" Mexican dude: "EL WHAT? EL WHAAT?!"
Vicki: Lamer than Jerry Seinfelf. .......dddddddddd. SeinfelDDDDDDDDDDDD.
Vicki: My Frencher half!