(While shopping. April is in the changing room trying on a skirt.)
Carmen: Do you have it on?
April: Yeah...
Carmen: Is it slutty?
April: Oh yeah...
Carmen: Cool!
Carmen: (while driving) Get out of the way, you damn pedestrian!
Sylvie: What the hell are you coming out from?
(Carmen’s Note... she meant to say ‘Where the hell are you coming out from?!’, as in, ‘What the hell are you talking about?!)
Carmen: Duo has a skinny butt.
Jayme: They all do!
Carmen: No, not Trowa! Trowa has a flat butt!
Carmen: Tonight’s conversation topic seems to be about butts.
Jayme: Oh well!
Carmen: Butts are cool.
Jayme: Yep.
Carmen & Mel: The toilet was stolen by asses.
Mel & Carmen: He pooped his ass full of farts!
Carmen: He’s ripping his arse muscles off!
April: It’s skin-rippin’ tight...
April: (looking at sponge Carmen wrote on while she was bored) What’s this? Trivia...
Carmen: What?!
April: This... *points*
Carmen: *sigh* Trowa!
Carmen: X-Men.
Mel: X-Balogna.
Carmen: Wolverine.
Mel: Eew, hairy balogna...
Carmen: With claws!
Carmen: The tookas won’t go away!
Mel: I hope it doesn’t!
Mel & Carmen: Trey pooped on all the Mormons in Orgazmo!
April: Your aunt is parked in your grandmother's yard.
Carmen: Which one? (Meant 'Which aunt?')
April: Well, you know... the one, there...
Carmen: Edith's mom?
April: No no, the Jesus Josephina mobile one...
Mel: Big ones or something... that's the way it is!
April: Boh boh...
Jayme: I thought it was spelled 'Katra', back in the day.
Carmen: *roflmao* Back in the day of what?!
Jayme: ::makes Quatre go through puberty... somehow::
Carmen: I like big butts!
Mel: HUH!
Carmen: Who's Ron?!
Mel: Ron?!?
April: Oh my... Rubber duckie, you're the one...!
April: Has your sister been drinking again? She is drunk once more...
Mel: (with incredibly bad spelling and grammar) I'm a bag. I wish Clinton wair's me.
April: 'Cause we can't all be SMART like you...
Alissa: Yeah, you'd have fun trying to explain to your child that she was named after a gay cartoon character.
Carmen: Stupid trout...
Carmen: You're probably totally fucking the transmission right now.
April: Yeah, I know.
April: THE COPPERS!!!
Carmen & April: Do the Dew. Just Do It. See the Poop.
Carmen & April: See it rampage now!
Carmen & April: Would you please stop pissing against the North Wind?
Carmen: The Frenette Mobile...
Mel: It's Baldo the Clown!
April: Joe. Joe Jr. Joe Joe. Joe Joe Jr...
Mel: Balognas are tired... they're not high on wax...
Carmen: I like macaroni.
Jayme: Me too. ::rofl::
Carmen: Yay! ::macaroni party::
Jayme: Hooray! ::eats macaroni::
Carmen: ::eats macaroni as well::
Jayme: ::rofl::
Carmen: ::macaroni party ends::
Jayme: ::rofl::
Carmen: That was fun.
Jayme: Yep.
(The day we went for a drive and stopped at the harbor...)
Carmen: OH MY GOD!!! THERE'S DEAD FISH ALL OVER THE ROAD!!!
April: Where?!
Sylvie: Eeew!!!
Carmen: THERE!!!
April: EEW!!!
Annie & Carmen: Moosh moosh moosh moosh moosh...
Mel: I see dead people... What the fuck is that?!
(Jayme writes a screwed-up version of 'roflmao')
Carmen: Ass flooring.
Jayme: ::rofl::
Carmen: It sounds like a new dance. "Do the Ass Floor."
Jayme: ::ROFLMAO:: ::does the Ass Floor:: OoooOOoOOOOOoooo...
Carmen: ::ROFLMAO:: ::pictures people doing the Ass Floor::
Jayme: ::makes Quatre, Duo and Wufei do the Ass Floor::
Carmen: I'm sure they'd have fun "doing the Ass Floor".
Jayme: Yep! ::Quatre does the Ass Floor with Trowa (as the floor):: Hmm... //_O;;;; heh.
Carmen: They'd enjoy that.
Jayme: ::nods:: ::Duo does the Ass Floor on Heero:: Hmmmm...
Carmen: ::makes Relena do the Ass Floor by herself. Mina & Jayme point and laugh::
Jayme: ::roflmao!::
Carmen: ::everyone else points and laughs::
Jayme: ::kicks her bum:: You're not even allowed to do the Ass Floor!!! You can't even do it right anyway!
Carmen: ::ROFLMAO::
Jayme: ::makes Heero shoot Relena dead::
Carmen: YAY! ::Ass Floor party::
Mel: Holy butt. It's like the Holy Bible!
(Carmen's note... she was talking about Duo ^^)
Mel: He's an asshole! Aholio!
Carmen: ABAB!
April: This is the title. *reads* "Five Dollar Woman Makes It To Hollywood".
Carmen: *L* It sounds like a newspaper headline!
April: *L* I know!!!
(This time Carmen & April write a story ^^;;;)
Carmen: "No."
April: "Way."
Carmen: "Am."
April: "Does."
Carmen: Hunh? What?
April: Oops! I wasn't paying attention!
Carmen: Hmmm... o-kay... "Not."
April: "Drunk." ...
April & Carmen: Who the hell ate the trout fartbubbles?!
April: It smells like man.
Alissa: She made an animal sound!
(Another story... ^^;;;)
April: ...he gets naked.
Carmen: Nude. ^^
April: And...
Carmen: Runs.
April: For president!
Carmen: Prime Minister. ^^
April & Carmen: *L*
Marc: Masgro...
Carmen: Uh oh...
Marc: Qu'est-ce que c'est, ça, Masgro?
Carmen: Oh, non...
Marc: Gee, ché chu en masse gros, y'avait personne qui avait besoin d'me dire...
Carmen: O_o
April: I suggest you recomment it...
Carmen: Uh...
Annie and Carmen's running gag
(original): Donne-moi... ta bouche.
(modified): Donne-moi... ta mouche.
Carmen: His name is Wufei.
Annie: Welfare! Wuelfier!
Mel: Manges la tête à Marlo?!
April: "I'm An Asshole"! ... No one around here is THAT modest...
Carmen: ::glare::
Mel: ::look::
Carmen: ::glare::
Mel: ::scared look::
Carmen: ::glare, laughing smile::
Mel: ::laughing smile, paranoid look::