Quoties IX

Annie: Médiane plus pet moy moin bon.

Annie: (like the Batman song) Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh bird shit!

April: Bom bom BOM BOM BOM!
then
April: Bom bom bom BOM BOM BOM!!!

April: It's like, BOM BOM BOM ... BRAAAAAAAAAAARSH!!!
Carmen: What is that, your mother falling down the stairs or what?
April: No, it's her opening my bedroom door to wake me up in the morning.

Carmen: Our costumes were falling apart...
Jayme: Shittah?
Carmen: LOL Well, they were also very skank-o-rific.
Jayme: Skankah? Sluttah?
Carmen: ROFLMAO!

April: Abar dabar mabar...
Carmen: What?!
April: Couldn't tell ya.

Carmen: 3 h pm.
Frank: Shpmrsh!

Carmen: It's butt-crack dude!

Carmen: (whispers) Shwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack...
Mel: (whispers) Shwack...

April: Rampaging is not a sport... it is an art.

Carmen: La maudite!
April: Marodite...
(Carmen's note... April does not speak nor understand French ^^;;;)

April: Triller pyjamas...

April: Juney Marooney!

Carmen: "Look at this beautiful landscape."
Jayme: "Fluffy white clouds."
Carmen: "The shadowing on this tree is exquisite."
Jayme: "The reflection of this mountain into the lake is magnificent."

April: (about the 'shwack dreidel' song) There are just so many versions!

April: Must hide de shit stains...

Carmen: Guess what I had for supper!
Jayme: Uhm... food?
Carmen: GREAT! You win a prize! ::hands you nekkid Duo::
Jayme: o_o ... ^_^ ::accepts nekkid Duo::

April: It's like that Bill Collins you hate so much...

April: (as Barney from The Simpsons) This one's for you, baby! *buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!*

April: Garble garble!

Carmen: Y aura pas sa liqueur aujourd'hui.
Annie: Y aura pas sa vigeur dans l'lit? Quoi?!

Carmen: Y as-tu des clowns lat-dans?
Mel: Si j'ai des coconut blanc?!

Alissa: And monkeys throw their own feces, so that just goes to show....
Carmen: GROSS! Yeah... Well... I don't.
Alissa: Good that's good. Bodily functions aren't meant to be thrown.
Carmen: LOL Ya can't throw farts... that's why they're made out of air or gas or something.
Alissa: You can "project" them.

Carmen: My cousin just said you can 'project' farts! You can't PROJECT farts!
Jayme: lol You do a project ON farts.

Mel: Even if it's digital... un cocombre!

Carmen: Are you ready for da Lord?

Alissa: I agree. Flying monkey shit is scary.

Annie: Sex in Japan...

Annie: (in a letter) Hey! How's it going? Me, I'm fine. Well anyways I just wanted to try out the pen I found on my desk. It's really nice. Well c-ya. Annie.

Alissa: It'll be our fun-o-matic trip!

Alissa: My frell...

Carmen: I like big butts and I cannot lie!
Mel: HUH!

Carmen: NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T HURT TK'S PONY!

April: (while trick-or-treating, to a little dog that was at the door of the house we were at) Quick, get in the bag... *shakes pillow case at dog*

Mel: The haunting of the balogna...

Jayme: Peeping Tom o'mon!

(talking about the Red Green Show)
Carmen: Adventures with Bill.
Mel: ...Bill? ...Clinton?

Mel: Quinze is a hooker?

Mel: Suce la ch'mise...

Carmen: (makin' fun of that Herbal Essances commercial) I've got the urge... to oral...

Jen: I'm going to steal TK's hat and rape it to death!

Mel: I'm eating Chip...

Mel: MY DOG! ... I don't have one.

April: Group homians...

My sis: (after seeing the word 'ecchis') Ikis?!

Carmen: AAAAH! Raaaa~aaaape!
Mathieu: Ya can't rape the willing, eh heh heh...

April: Mother Moon...

April: Sailor Gundam Wing?!

Carmen: It's the chiken-shitted one...

Carmen: BOO!
Mel: Hein?

Carmen: Stop farting on me, you fiend!

Mel: Pop!

Mel: Donkey bath?

Serge: Mmmuhmmuh...?...!

Jayme: lmao @ Tro crappin'

My sis: Qu'est-ce qu'est s't'affaire-là dans l'sac?
Carmen: C'est le bébé Wormon...

James: Jean-Louis looks like a robot...

Mel: The cat...
(Carmen's note... it's a lot more complicated than it sounds ^^)

Mel: On fait dûr p'on endure Serge.

Mel: Poe Perv! Pervert Poe!

Mel: Des vacuum su des bateaux asteure!

Carmen: Where's EROY?
Mel: Gone drinkin'.

James: Heero an' Trowa are like, "We eliminated the enemy troops and our mission is complete..." an' Duo's like, "Hey, guys, let's get some pizza!"

Jayme: ::beats the head on ff.net that may or may not exist::

Annie: La fille à Jackson...

Mel: Jackson est là...

Mel: Scott est pardu...

April: Three-legged bunny-hopping contest!

April: The freakin' mongaloids runnin' down my stairs!

Jayme: NOOOO! IZZAH!

Carmen: Don't do that. It's bad Karma. Don't say that. It's bad Karma. Don't...

James: Hey, is Sora the one with the cooking pot on her head?

Luc: Male organ sucker!

Alissa: I have turned off my brain for the holidays. I don't need it.

Jayme: Fart does = Mel.

Alissa: I am cultured, too.

Jason: I'd hate to go in the woods just to see poop.

Mel: What about pink panties?

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