Let's begin!
Adam: Are we MCDONE yet? I’m going MCRETARDED over here.
Randy: (looks at his watch) You’ve got a MCHALF HOUR.
Adam: I’m going MCFUCKING crazy.
Carmen: Why was I swearing at Randy?
Josh: You don’t even remember doing it… Tourette’s!
Randy: Whose purse is this?
Adam: Mine.
Randy: (looking at keychain hanging from purse) Depends… are you Queen Bitch?
Shawn: No, he’s King Shit.
Josh: Stupid Mel Gibson and his aliens and his… Jesus.
Phil: Pizznazz.
Josh: EFP… Emergency Fund… Potato. We’ll send you a 25 lbs bag of PEI potatoes till you get back on your feet.
Randy: Those are some pretty funky shoes, chickie boo.
Josh: The Minacs Midget Murder.
Jordan: If you need to buy that stuff, you’re doing something wrong.
Phil: He cleans the pool.
Jess: Don’t you feel the heat comin’ outta here somewhere?!
Jordan: The fit’s gonna hit the shan for sure.
Carmen: What’s this?
Josh: My penis.
Carmen: O_O ……. X_X
Carmen: I don’t like april pie… er…
Josh: April pie.
Carmen: Shut up!
Josh: April pie. Grandma always knew just how to make it.
Carmen: Not only I suck at opening doors!
Josh: Yeah… well it doesn’t turn down.
Randy: Scottish and Irish aren’t the same thing, but they’re connected.
Phil: So they all intertwined and had sex…
Carmen: Why are they laughing about annual membership fees?
Josh: Ha ha!
Carmen: That’s not funny.
Josh: Ha! Annual membership fees!
Carmen: Yes!
Josh: You pay them every year!
Jess: Are you a chicken hotdog? Or are you a toenails and asshole hotdog?
Jordan: Any requests?
Josh: Sing about pineapples and oranges.
Josh: Because it’s BackSTREET Boys, not … Back Boys Street.
Randy: Acclount.
Jess: It’s a good thing I can squeeze your cheeks ‘coz I’d fuckin’ punch ya.
Jordan: Randy!
Randy: JORDAN!!!
Josh: You’re gonna go all Columbine on Tim Horton’s tomorrow…
Jordan: But he gets like 500$ a month deducted. What’s he living on?
Josh: Will power.
Josh: The septic tank/heater.
(in reference to the program through which you were sent two tags to add to your pets' collars, so that if they were ever lost, they were identifiable)
Jess: What if you have three cats and four dogs?!
Everyone: Pick your favourites.
Josh: Zellars is in the back of some guy’s van.
Josh: And you called me Mr. Samson.
Jordan: Can you put the certifrier on hold?
Jordan: Doris’ Ark.
Josh: Doris’ Ark and Petting Zoo.
Josh: Platinum card. Or, as I like to call it, the “Bling” card.
Josh: Why is Alice wearing cologne?