Carmen: Where's Adam? Adam's gone!
Josh: He exploded.
Megan: He 'expired'.
Josh: Doctor Snowman.
Carmen: I wrote 'Snownan'.
Josh: Snownans are good, too.
Shawn: Don't tell me it's snowing. I'm not allowed to swear anymore.
Carmen: Lacrosse.
Josh: La hot crosse buns.
Josh: All thays excitement is givin' me tha vapours.
Carmen: You should get your arsehole pierced.
Josh: Negative.
Adam: Mm-hm, mm-hm, Mm-hmmm... Mm-hm, Mm-hm! What? Mm-hm, mm-hm...
Adam: One more comment like that and you're an alcoholic in my books.
Amanda: Okay, think about ONE thing.
Adam: Boobs.
Jordan: That's Pepsi, not holy water!
Amanda: Birds chirp cows moo.
Shawn: I don't see anything wrong with that one.
Jess: Know what I did once in class?
Jordan: Passed?
****RECEPIENT OF THE 'BEST BURN OF THE YEAR' AWARD****
Josh: Only she may taste the essence of hotdogs in all foods.
Josh: You know what? Go with your gut. That's the best way to do it. Except this time. Because you're wrong.
Shawn: I look over and your hat's laughing.
Josh: Welcome to 10 minutes ago.
Jess: He's Adam! ...Or Shawn...!
Josh: Beer is made from deer semen.
Jess: That one guy... that Black rapper.
Josh: Oh, THAT Black rapper.
Ryan: Is he still Black?
Carmen: A Claude moment.
Jordan: You guys cut some serious socks out there.
Josh: Bad ridiculously long penis! Get away from me! ...that's what that picture says to me.
Josh: Jordan! You can sleep in the dumpster behind my apartment!
Jordan: Really?! ...Well I have a storage locker...
Shawn: PSSST! This doesn't pertain to Microsoft Word!
Amanda: Fermes ta bouche.
Shawn: Sorry, I don't understand English. ...Or French.
Amanda: Hardshit. ...Hardpoop.
Josh: "I'm going through some really hard poop right now..."
Josh: He dug graves at the zoo.
Adam: Like Doris.
Shawn: Dorazz.
Adam: Now go kick a bear.
Adam: How 'bout we play Hangman?
Jess: How 'bout let's play Hang Adam?
Written by Adam, interpreted by Kathryn: Jecas.
Adam: I like bananas. I need to buy a banana hammock.
Shawn: You like bananas that are in hammocks.
Jess: Ha ha she slapped you like the girl you are!
Josh: Jordan, you can take your logic, and you can leave, okay? There's no place for that here.
Jordan: That's for sure.