Open to dark deserted back street. A blond girl is running past
looking behind her occasionally before ducking into an alley. She
looks back around the corner, then steps back on the street to continue
only to be grabbed by the shoulders and thrown back into a trash container.
Rachel: “Lenny… please… don’t.”
Lenny: “You think I’m not going to find you, - after you humiliated
me - again?”
Rachel: “I didn’t do anything! I swear! I’d never…”
Lenny: “No! I know what you do. I see. The
men, - the lies, - this is the last time, damn it!”
Rachel steps towards him with a smile: “What are you on, Baby?
You only get like this when you…”
Lenny hits her with a growl.
Rachel: “What are you going to do? Pulverize me right here?
Someone is going to hear me scream.”
Lenny laughs: “In downtown LA at night? Nobody is going
to hear. Nobody who cares. Besides (pulls out a revolver
and points it at her face) this will all be over fast. (cocks the gun)”
Rachel: “Lenny – please – no!”
Lenny: “I’m sorry. (Rachel cowers back from him)
I just can’t take this anymore.”
Angel grabs him from behind and makes him drop his gun.
Angel: “Poor Lenny. The burden of terrorizing your girlfriend
too much for you? (hits him) Lucky for you I can make it stop.”
Lenny grabs a 2x4 and tried to hit Angel. Angel ducks and cold
cocks him.
Angel: “Rachel, are you alright?”
Rachel: “Is he…”
Angel: “It’s okay. He’s not getting up for a while.”
Rachel gets up: “I can’t believe you actually showed up.”
Angel: “Well, that was the deal, right?”
Camera pulls back to reveal Spike watching them from a rooftop above
them.
Spike in high voice: “How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad
hunk of a night thing? (low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of
gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire,
but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I’m just a big, fluffy
puppy with bad teeth. (Rachel steps closer to Angel, and Angel steps back
warding her off with his hands) No, not the hair! Never the hair!
(high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation.
(low voice) No, helping those in need’s my job, - and working up
a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is
truly thanks enough! (high voice) I understand. I have
a nephew who is gay, so… (low voice) Say no more. Evil’s still
afoot! And I’m almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like
so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!”
Spike lights a cigarette while he watches Angel lead Rachel away.
Spike: “Go on with you. Play the big, strapping hero while
you can. You have a few surprises coming your way. -
The ring of Amarra – a visit from your old pal Spike, - and, oh yeah, -
your gruesome, horrible death.” Smiles.
Intro.
Cut to Oz driving his van through the night. Pulls up in front
of Angel’s apartment.
Radio: “Another uninterrupted 40-minute-block. You are
listening to LA’s only alternative KLA-Rock. It’s 11:05, do you know
what your karma is?”
Cut to Cordy typing away on the computer. Doyle lounges in the
background reading a newspaper.
Cordy: “This is so awesome. Our first walk-in client.
Everything is going according to plan! See girl in distress, - see
Angel save girl from druggy/stalker boyfriend, - and see (pulls a paper
out of the printer and holds it up) Invoice! Ta-da!”
She shows the invoice to Doyle who looks less then impressed.
Cordy: “What?”
Doyle: “Nothing. You’re doing a lovely job there.
Looks very official.”
Cordy: “So why are you not rejoicing at out first paying client?”
Doyle gets up and walks over to her desk: “Because that’s not
money you’re holding in your hand there, darling, that’s mail. There’s
a big difference between that and actually getting paid.”
Cordy: “But she has to pay! - Invoice! That’s
the rule of our whole, like, society!”
Doyle leans on the desk: “Defaulting? That’s another popular
rule in our society – especially with the down-and-outs. Not that
I’ve perpetrated said heinousness myself…”
Cordy: “So what are you saying. Why bother?”
Doyle: “All I’m saying is that if we’re ever going to take that
cruise to the Bahamas together, we’re going to need a lot more clients
of means.”
Cordy: “And an alternate reality in which you are Matthew McConaughey.”
Oz walk into the office: “Hello, LA.”
Cordy gets up: “Oz? Oh, my god. (walks around the
desk) Oz. It’s so good to see you. (hugs him while Doyle watches askance)
Good old Oz! Oz. (turns to Doyle and points at Oz) Oz!”
Doyle: “Let me just take a stab at it, you’d be Oz?”
Oz: “Good guess.”
Cordy: “This is so cool! I mean, here you are in LA, and
you’re the total embodiment of all things Sunnydale.”
Oz: “It’s a burden, but I manage.”
Cordy: “We have some serious catching up to do. How is
everything? How’s – how’s the bronze?”
Oz: “The same.”
Cordy: “And the gang?”
Oz: “They’re good.”
Cordy: “Good? – Good! - Good.”
They look at each other for a moment.
Oz: “Are we done?”
Cordy: “Completely.”
Doyle coughs.
Cordy goes to sit down: “Oh, this is Doyle. He – air quote
– works here.”
Oz reaches over and shakes Doyle’s hand: “Hey.”
Oz sticks his hands in his pockets: “So, I heard the rumors,
but you guys can fill me in on the real deal here. So you guys are
– like detectives?”
Cordy: “No, I’m an actress!”
Doyle: “And quite a captivating one at that.”
Cordy: “And between my many gigs, I sometimes choose to help
Angel.”
Doyle: “He’s the detective.”
Oz: “Does he have a hat and gun?”
Cordy: “Just fangs.”
Oz: “Well, that works. - Where is he?”
Cut to Angel walking through his downstairs apartment looking through
a book as the three come down in the elevator.
Angel without looking up from his book: “Hey guys.”
Angel looks up: “Oz.”
Oz: “Hey.”
Angel: “Nice surprise.”
Oz: “Thanks.”
Angel: “Staying long?”
Oz: “Few days.”
Doyle: “Are they always like this?”
Oz to Doyle: “No, we’re usually laconic.”
Angel: “Come on in. (they walk further into the apartment)
So, - good to see you.”
Oz: “I came primarily for a gig, but also to give you this.”
Holds out a ring to him.
Doyle goes to take a closer look: “Wait a minute, is that what
I think it is?”
Angel makes no move to take it: “It’s the gem of Amarra.”
Oz: “One and the same. (tries to hand it to Angel, who after
a moment accepts it) Buffy wanted you to have it.”
Cordy: “Hey, Buffy. How is good old Buffy anyway?”
Oz: “She is…”
Cordy: “What? Still the brave little Slayer or is she moping
around in the dark like – (gets a look from Angel) like nobody around here.
(holds up a hand and shakes her head) Hm-mm.”
Angel turns and walks away form them looking at the ring in his hands.
Oz: “She is good. - She is Buffy.”
Doyle holds up a hand: “And I’m sure we’ll be interested in that
later, but right now can we concentrate on the mother-load Angel just hit?”
Angel leans on the table turning the ring in his hand and looking at
it.
Doyle: “What are you waiting for, man? Put it on!”
Cordy: “Okay, you’re getting weird about this ring. Since
when did you go all versace about accessorizing?”
Doyle: “Since the accessory is priceless and renders it’s wearer
100% unkillable if he’s a vampire.”
Cordy: “Unkillable? Whew. You mean not even stakes?”
Doyle: “Not nothing. Not stakes, not fire, and the best thing
is not even sunlight. (to Angel) I mean just think of it man.
Poolside tanning, bargain matinees, - plus I know a couple of strip clubs
that have a fabulous luncheon buffet, I mean, it’s – I’ve heard.”
Angel still looking grave: “And it’s from Buffy.”
Oz: “Yeah. Your buddy Spike dug up Sunnydale looking for
it. He got a fist full of Buffy and left it behind. She wanted
to be sure it was in good hands.”
Angel looks to the side: “So she sent you.”
Oz: “I was heading this way.”
Cordy to Oz: “And she didn’t even send a note? Wow.
That’s really – (Angel looks at her) –this is one of those times when I
should just shy away from the topic, isn’t it?”
Doyle walks over to Angel: “Come on I have something that will
boost your spirits. (picks up a stake) Why don’t you put it
on and I’ll stake you. It’ll be fun!”
Angel still playing with the ring in his hand and looking off to the
side: “Maybe later.”
Doyle: “What, are you out of your mind?”
Angel: “I said, maybe later.”
Doyle: “Yeah…”
Angel: “Doyle.”
Doyle walks towards the elevator: “Okay, you have it your way,
man. But I’m still going to celebrate with a drink down at the pub.”
Cordy to Oz: “He’d celebrate the opening of a mailbox with a
drink at the pub. (waves at Angel as she follows Doyle) You coming,
Oz?”
Oz still watching Angel: “Yeah. I could eat something.”
Angel: “Go ahead.”
After a beat Oz turns and follows the others.
Angel keeps looking at the ring. Finally sticks it in his pocket
and goes down in the sewers. He takes it out of his pocket and hides
it under a loose brick next to a pipe.
Cut to the office the next day. Cordelia is getting a cup of water
for Doyle from the water cooler and sits down at the desk across from him.
Doyle moaning: “Oh, god. You know what would feel really
good right now? One of those mind-numbing, head-cracking visions
that I get from time to time, (he struggles to get some pills out
of a bottle) because that would really kill me now. Is there
some kind of trick to this?”
Cordy takes the bottle from him: “I think the trick is laying
of the ale (pulls out the cotton wad out of the bottle and shakes
some pills into her hand) before you start quoting Angela’s Ashes and weeping
like a baby man.”
Doyle accepts the pills and washes them down: “Hey, that’s a
good book.”
Cordy: “So I’ve heard. But I doubt that the main characters
are Betty and Barney Rubble as you so vehemently insisted last night.
Also I don’t think Oz appreciated being called my little Bam-bam all night.”
Cut to Angel doing some Tai-chi in his apartment. The phone rings
and he goes to pick it up after the second ring.
Angel: “Hello? – Hello.”
Rachel: “Angel?”
Angel: “Rachel. Are you alright?”
Rachel: “They let Lenny out. – The lawyer said something
about a technicality.”
Angel: “I’ll be right there.”
Cut to Angel walking up to his car in the underground garage.
As he reaches for the door handle a beam smashes into his head sending
him tumbling back against the wall.
Spike in vamp face: “Angel. I believe you have something
I’m looking for – a shiny, little bauble?”
Angel picks himself up: “Might as well go home, Spike.
The gem of Amarra stays with me.”
Spike swings at Angel with the board. Angel catches it, hits
Spike across the chin, in the stomach, then kicks him to the floor.
Spike slowly gets back up, board in hand: “Why? Because
you are vampire detective now? What’s next? Vampire cowboy?
Vampire fireman? Oh, vampire ballerina.” Charges Angel with
the beam.
Angel: “I do like to work with my legs.” Grabs an overhead
pipe and swings both feet into Spike’s chest.
Spike quickly picks himself back up and keeps stabbing at Angel with
the beam, while Angel dances around him like a boxer, dodging the board.
Spike tries to pin him onto the hood of the car but Angel kicks him off,
taking the beam a way form him in the process.
Angel twirling the beam in his hands: “We duke it out, huh?
Is this your big strategy to get the ring back?”
Spike attacks again: “Hey, I had a plan!”
Angel fends him off with the beam, then pins him onto the car:
“You? A plan?”
Spike: “A good plan. Smart. Carefully laid out. –
But I got bored. (hits Angel and pins him up against the wall)
All that watching, waiting, - my legs started to cramp. (throws Angel
up against the door leading out) Enough with the hit’n’quip.
Just tell me were the damn ring is.”
Angel turns around in vamp face: “It wouldn’t go with your outfit.”
Hits Spike around for a while and finally throws him against the wall
just as Cordelia and Doyle run in behind Angel.
Spike slowly gets back to his feet: “Cordelia. You look
smashing. Did you lose weight?”
Cordy: “Yes, there is this great gym at - hey!”
Spike to Angel: “I’ll get that ring. This isn’t over until
one of us is a pile of dust, mate.” Runs off.
Cordy to Angel: “Are you okay?”
Angel walks off a ways from then (still in vamp face) then turns around.
Doyle: “More importantly, how’s the ring?”
Angel: “It’s fine. (morphs into his human face) I
can’t say the same for you two though. You better get out of sight
until this thing is over. Spike is out for blood. (to Doyle) Take
her to your place.”
Cordy: “His place? Why can’t I just go home?”
Angel: “Because he knows you, Cordelia. If he wants to
he’ll track you down.”
Cordy: “Yeah, but he’s not invited, right? He can’t come
in.”
Doyle: “No, but he can burn the place to the ground.”
Cordy: “Okay then. Doyle’s place it is.”
Doyle to Angel: “What about you, man. You know he’ll be
coming back for you before long.”
Angel: “I know.”
Cordy: “So what are you going to do?”
Angel: “Find him first.”
Cordy and Doyle: “Alright, let’s go.”
They leave as Angel wipes at the blood at the corner of his mouth.
Cut to Doyle’s apartment he is talking on the phone, while Cordelia
is pacing the floor.
Doyle: “Not Spice, that’s the bird down on Broadway. Spike,
like in railroads. – Uhuh, - yeah, vampire, right. _ No? –
Okay, then. Thanks.” Hangs up.
Doyle marks his open address book: “Frankie Tripod? A big
no.”
Cordy: “Frankie Tripod? Oh, I get it. Some kind of
three-legged monster, right?”
Doyle: “No, he’s human.”
Cordy: Then why is his name… Oh…”
Doyle gets up: “Hey listen, why don’t you sit down. Get
comfortable. Angel said I should go through every name in my book
until I get a bead on where Spike is hiding out. Could be a while.”
Cordy: “Please. I couldn’t get comfortable in here if the
floor was lined with mink. I mean, how can you live like this?”
Doyle: “Well, I didn’t until last week. Then I saw what
you did with your place and I just had to call my decorator.”
Cordy: “No way. My apartment is nowhere near this yucky.
(sits down on a chair. Paper rustles. She gets up brushes it
of the chair and sits back down while Doyle picks some laundry of another
chair) It smells like bong water in here.”
Doyle: “Okay a couple of laundry might be a couple of days over
due, but...” Telephone rings and he goes to get it.
Doyle: “Yeah? - Hey, Kizzy. Yeah, vamp named
Spike. No? Okay. What, a “C” note? I absolutely
paid that back, man! Hey, no, sorry, there goes my other line.”
Slams the phone down.
Doyle: “He was mistaken, but I didn’t have time to get into it,
right? _ I’m on a mission here! - So what about
this Spike? Is he as bad as all that? I mean should I be sweating?”
Cordy: “He’s really not… (sighs) – sweat.”
Doyle: “That’s what I figured.”
Cut to Rachel’s apartment.
Rachel: “You keep showing up like this and I’m going to think
you’re a man of your word.”
Angel: “Stranger things…”
Rachel: “Not many.” Goes into the kitchen.
Angel follows her, carefully skirting a patch of sun: “So we’ll
get you out of here. There are places you can go, where you’ll be
safe.”
Rachel: “Like a shelter?”
Angel: “It’s a start. He won’t be able to find you, I swear.”
Rachel: “No, it’s not the shelter it’s just – ah – Half the time,
you how this whole thing starts up again, Lenny and me?”
Angel: “You call him.”
Rachel: “I – I – I just start to jones for him. The way
he jones for rock. And I call, or I find him in some dive, and I
drag him home, - and it’s *good* for a while.”
Angel shakes his head: “But it doesn’t last. This last
time he would have killed you.”
Angel watches with a sigh as she tries not to cry.
Rachel: “I’m scared, Angel, I’m more scared of me right
now than I am of him.”
Angel: “You’re at a crossroads, I know. It’s either go
for the easy fix and wait for the consequences, or take the hard road and
go with faith.”
Rachel: “Oh, god. You’re not from that freaky church on
Sunset, are you?” Steps away from him.
Angel: “In yourself. That kind of faith. -
What I’m saying is: if you leave Lenny for good, it’ll hurt. But
eventually you’ll be stronger for it. And maybe you’ll find your
way to the kind of love you deserve.”
Rachel: “You mean the kind of love that comes without 911 calls?”
Angel: “That’s the general idea.”
Cut to Doyle’s apartment.
Cordy eating popcorn: “Oh, yeah, Spike’s nearly done Buffy in
a few times. I mentioned that he’s killed two Slayers already?”
Doyle: “You did.”
Cordy: “Oh, and this one time he and Dru raised this demon that
burned people from the inside. It was this whole weird thing with
an arm in a box.”
Doyle spellbound: “An arm in a box?”
Cordelia nods. The phone rings and Doyle picks it up.
Doyle in a nasal voice: “House of Pies.”
Angel in his apartment checking the mechanism of his wrist sheathes:
“Doyle? Is that you?”
Doyle: “Oh, sorry man. Just laying low. All those
calls to past acquaintances stirred up a few, uh, old resentments.”
Angel: “I hope it was worth it.”
Doyle: “Yeah, well, listen Manny the Pig said he didn’t know
anything about a vampire called Spike.”
Angel: “So?”
Doyle: “So he said that before I mentioned anything about Spike.
You’ll find him at a joint down on third called the Orbit Room.”
Angel: “Okay. I’ll start with Manny the Pig then.”
Doyle: “Work your way down.”
Cut to Angel slamming a guy down on a table.
Guy: “He left for the club.”
Cut to Angel smashing a different guy up against the wall with his
hand around his throat.
Guy: “Try the game.”
Cut to Angel the Pig down on a poker table, the grabbing him by the
throat and getting right in his face. Three other guys there draw
their guns and point them at an unfazed Angel.
Pig to the guys: “Put them down. (they lower the guns.
To Angel) He’ll kill me if I talk.”
Angel: “How healthy do you think it’ll be to stay quiet?”
Pig: “He’s out back.”
Cut to Angel coming out the back door. He sees Spike snacking
on a girl.
Angel: “Let her go!”
Spike looks up at him in vamp face: “Did anyone ever tell you
you were a real buzz-kill, mate?”
Spike throws the girl into Angel and stalks off in disgust.
Angel to girl: “Run.”
Cut to Angel running after Spike. Spike comes up against a chain
fence at the end of the alley.
Spike turns around says sounding bored: “Caught me fair and square,
White Hat. (slowly lift his hands up over his head) I guess
there is nothing to do now but to go quietly and pay my debt to society.”
Angel closes with him slowly: “You think you can come to *my*
town and pull *this* crap? You never learn, Spike.”
Spike with a smile: “I maybe a slow learner…”
Chains rattle behind and as Angel turns around a guy in white whips
a chain around Angel’s neck and drags him to the ground.
Spike watches the guy hog tie Angel: “But eventually I learn.”
Cut to Doyle’s apartment. Cordy is sitting by the phone, Doyle
is pacing.
Cordy: “Angel should have called by now. (sighs)
this is bad!”
Doyle: “Maybe not. Maybe he did away with Spike in short
order, and decided to give a go at surfing?”
Cordy: “Right. – What am I worried about? Angel has the
ring, right?”
Doyle: “Right! I bet he is out hanging 10 right about now,
out on the sandy shore at. Wind in his hair...”
Cut to Angel hanging in a couple of chains by his wrists in a warehouse.
Doyle voice over as camera pans down Angel’s body: “Bikini babes
a whistlin’”
The white-clad guy form the alley puts on a classical LP the opens
a trunk and takes out torture tools.
Spike: “Marcus is an expert. Some say artist, but I’ve
never been comfortable with labels. – He’s a bloody king of torture, he
is. Humans, demons, - politicians, makes no difference. (starts
to circle Angel) Some say he invented several of the Classics, -
but he won’t tell me which ones. - beneath the cool exterior,
you’ll find he is rather shy. – Except with kids. (to Marcus)
You like kids, don’t you Marcus? - Well, likes to eat.
(leans in close to Angel) and other nasty things.”
Angel thrashes in his chains and Spike pulls back with a satisfied
smile.
Marcus puts on wire-rim glasses as he walks over to Angel. He
rips his shirt open and stares at his chest.
Marcus: “His skin…”
Spike: “Annoying isn’t it? Still attached.”
Marcus: “Over 200 years of living and so little external damage.
- What about internal?”
Spike: “Do you two need to be alone, or can we go on to the ouchy
part?”
Marcus lays his hand on Angel’s heart: “He’s known love.”
Spike: “Yeah, and with a Slayer no less. How is that for
perversion?”
Marcus: “And he has a soul.”
Spike bored: “Right, vampire with a soul. Cursy-cursed
to walk the earth trying to do good. That’s not going to be a problem,
is it?”
Marcus: “On the contrary. Creatures with souls have something
to lose.”
Spike: “Souls, fingers, toes… Let’s get chopping, will
you? I want my damn ring!”
Marcus to Angel: “What do you want, Angel?”
Angel: “Are you going to torture me, or just bore me to death?”
Marcus goes to pick up a poker that has been heating in a fire-barrel
and stabs it clear through Angel’s lower right chest. Angel suppresses
a scream.
Marcus: “Probably a little of both.”
Spike with a smile: “Someone’s having shish kabob.”
Cut to later. Angel has several metal pokers sticking through
different parts of his body.
Marcus playing with some pliers: “What do you want Angel?”
Angel gasping: “A house in the country, a pair of good running
shoes that you can also wear out to dinner.”
Spike pacing impatiently: “Why do you keep asking him that?
And why do you keep playing that bleeding Brahms?”
Marcus: “Actually it’s Mozart. Symphony 41. I find
it very effective.”
Spike: “Yeah? Personally I prefer his older funnier symphonies
myself. - LOOK I WANT MY RING BACK! (kicks a box, the breaks
a wooden handle and aims the resulting stake at Angel’s chest) If I don’t
get it pretty soon, I’m going to stake me old Sire right here and now!”
Marcus: “Are you finished? He knows you won’t kill him
until you get the ring. He knows you’re lying.”
Spike drops the stake, to Marcus: “*You* get it for me.”
Marcus: “Soon he’ll want to tell me everything he knows - and
then some. - And he knows I’m not lying.”
Spike looking at Angel: “I believe he does.”
Angel: “You’re an idiot, Spike.”
Spike: “You think? Because I’m not the one chained to the
ceiling with hot pokers in my side,”
Angel: “You hired a vampire. What do you think he is going
to do with the rings when he finds it, huh? Hand it over to you?”
Spike: “Oh, good Lord, why didn’t I think of…? Oh, wait
half a mo’, I did. I hired a guy who doesn’t care about the ring,
or anything else on God’s green earth except taking blokes apart one piece
at a time. - It’s called addiction, Angel. We all have
it. - I believe yours is named Slutty the vampire Slayer.
(music ends and Spike breathes a sigh of relief) Thank you!
- Speaking of little Buff, I ran into her recently. Your name
didn’t come up. Although she has been awful busy jumping the bones
of the first lunk-head that came along. Good-looking fellow - used
her shamelessly. - She is cute when she is hurting, isn’t she?”
Angel: “I think she’s cuter when she’s kicking your ass.”
Marcus starts the LP over and Spike sighs.
Spike: “I think I will go get a bit of fresh air - leave you
two kids to it. (Marcus sticks another hot poker through Angel’s
thigh, who lets out a short scream) Now that is music!”
Cut to Angel’s apartment. Spike comes up through the sewers and
starts to tear the place up.
Spike: “If I was a ring, where would I be? - - Well, this is
fun. – But it’s going to get old real fast.”
Cut to the warehouse. Marcus is circling Angel holding a pistol
in his hands.
Marcus: “Most things that live and breath hate the dark and love
the light.”
Marcus shoots a hole in the ceiling and Angel flinches back from the
beam of sunlight that streams in through the hole.
Marcus: “We are different though, aren’t we? We hate the
light of day, and it hates us back in kind. (shoots again) – You hid the
ring Angel, or you could be walking in the light right now. So I
have to wonder: what do you want if not the ring? It’s through the
pain that we find the truth of who we are. It strips us of our defenses.
We are made innocent again like children. I like children, Angel.
- I’m here to help you find that innocence, Angel, - here – with
the light. (shoots again forcing Angel to strain away or burn)”
Cut to Spike coming up into the office. Cordelia is waiting with
a crossbow ready in her hands.
Cordy: “When you are done giving the place the Johnny Depp once-over
– I hope you have the cash to pay for all of this.”
Spike slowly steps closer: “Cordelia. Love the hair.”
Cordy: “Wish I could say the same.”
Doyle aiming a gun at Spike: “That’s close enough.”
Spike: “What is it with you good guys running in packs?
Who is this one then?”
Doyle: “More than meets the eye.”
Spike: “Ooh, the Mick’s got spine! Maybe I’ll snap it in
two.”
Cordy: “Do you want me to use this?”
Spike: “You’ll be dead before that arrow leaves the bow.
(Cordy lowers the bow slightly) Now where was I? Bloody tired of
looking for that ring. I think you two should take over now,”
Doyle: “Where is Angel?”
Spike: “Angel, um – tall brooding guy, caveman brow? – He’s having
the living hell tortures out of him. And you know how stubborn he
can be, he might die before he gives up the ring. Why don’t you two
find it real fast and give it to me. I’ll let Angel go.”
Cordy: “I don’t trust you.”
Spike: “To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase: ‘duh!’ But
you have until sundown to save him. You’ll find me behind Peterson’s
Fishery between Seward and Westminster. (walks off) Don’t be
late.”
Cut to the warehouse.
Marcus: “You did terrible things when you were bad, didn’t you?
And now you are trying so *hard* to do good. But Angel, there is
nothing either bad or good, but thinking makes it so. (Angel is fishing
with his feet for the stake Spike dropped earlier while Marcus back is
turned) - Now I can make the pain go away, (pulls out a poker, Angel
screams) and as you know, (pulls out another poker) I can bring it back
again. (as he walks back to the table Angel manages to get the stake between
his shoes) What do you want, Angel? I think I know, but I’d
like to hear it from you. The truth. I’ll know if you’re lying.”
Angel: “I want - - forgiveness.”
Marcus: “Yes. That’s the truth, - and you want to earn
it. You’re not the type that takes the easy way out. Which
is why I like you so much. In the end you won’t feel guilt – or remorse
– or anything but pure darkness. In the end – the ring, the past
– none of it will mean anything anymore. You’ll be free. I
promise.”
Angel: “And I promise (swings his legs up and drives the stake
between his feet towards Marcus chest) to kill you.”
Spike catches Angel’s legs: “Now, now, staking the torturer is
strictly prohibited.”
Marcus hits Angel.
Spike pulling Marcus back: “Easy, fella, still need that
ring. (to angel) Now you’ve made him mad. Wouldn’t want to be in
your chains.”
Marcus: “Won’t be long now.”
Spike: “Well, what’s say I’ll grab a pair of needle-nose pliers
and give a hand?
Cut to Cordy and Doyle rifling Angel’s apartment.
Cordy: “Drat!”
Doyle: “What?”
Cordy: “It’s not in the freezer and it’s not in the toilet tank.
In the movies it’s always in one of those places.”
Doyle: “It’s not here.”
Cordy: “We’ve looked everywhere!”
Doyle: “Except…”
Cordy: “The rat infested sewer tunnels he uses to get around
in the day time.”
Cut to the sewers. Cordy and Doyle a searching, each holding
a flashlight.
Cordy: “This is not a needle in a haystack, this is a needle
in Kansas.”
Doyle: “Yeah, I know, you’re right. We just got to keep
looking.”
Doyle lets Cordy get a ways ahead of him just watching her back,
Suddenly blue spikes pop out all over his face. He sniffs the air,
then the spikes disappear and he walks over to where Angel his the ring
and picks it up.
Doyle: “Here!”
Cordy comes running back: “How did you do that?”
Doyle: “You got to get lucky sometimes.”
Cordy: “I could hug you! (when Doyle spreads out his arms) You’re
not that lucky. Now, come on we’ve got save Angel!”
Doyle: “Right, by giving Spike exactly what he wants so he can
kill us.”
Cordy: “Right! - No, we need a plan.”
Cut to Spike waiting in the shadows behind the Fishery. Cordy
and Doyle walk up.
Spike: “So – where is my ring?”
Doyle: “Not on us.”
Cordy: “But we know where it is.”
Spike: “And suddenly I’m so painfully bored. Time runs
short, children. Give me that ring as if Angel’s life depended on
it.”
Cordy: “Listen you little Cockney, take us to Angel now.”
Doyle: “So if he’s still in one piece we tell you where you can
find the ring.”
Spike: “He is still alive I think. In one piece was never
part of the deal.”
Cut to the warehouse. Angel is slumped in his chains. Spike,
Cordy and Doyle walk in.
Spike: “Lucy, I’m home.”
Cordy runs towards Angel: “Angel!”
Spike holds her and Doyle back: “hey, hey! A deal’s a deal.”
Angel: “Cordelia.”
Spike: “And our deal was for the ring. You’ve wasted quiet
enough of my time, so I’d really like it – NOW!”
Doyle: “You want the ring, you dog? (pulls it out of his
pocket and throws it past Angel) Go fetch!”
Cordy: “Okay. You’ve got the ring, we’ve got Angel.
And now you’re going to leave us alone, and we’re going to leave.”
Spike: “Come on. You don’t really thin that we’re going
to do that, do you?”
As Spike reaches for the ring you can hear tires squealing.
Cordy: “Not really.”
Doyle: “No.”
Oz van bursts through the side of the warehouse, rams through some
barrels and comes to a screeching halt behind Angel as Spike rolls out
of its way. Oz pulls out two crossbows and aims them out of the driver’s
side window while Cordy and Doyle free Angel and help him into the back
of the van.
Oz: “Spike.”
As the van backs out of the warehouse, Spike looks around for the ring
in vain.
Spike: “Where is the ring? - Bloody hell.”
Cut to Marcus slowly walking out into the sun. He does not burn.
Cut to Spike having a tantrum in the warehouse.
Spike: “Son of a bitch! - I do the work, - I do the
digging, - fight off a Slayer, - drive to LA, fire the help, - and what
do I get? - ROYALLY SCREWWED, is what! - Well that
cinches it. No more partners. From now on I’m my own man.
A lone wolf. Sole survivor. Look out, here comes Spike!
The baddest mother… (a beam of sunlight from one of the bullet holes hits
the back of his head and his hair ignites) Ahh! (he ducks and puts
his hair out with his hands) I really hope they kill each other.”
Cut to the beach. Marcus is walking onto a pier in full sunlight.
Cut to Oz van.
Oz: “How is he doing.”
Doyle: “He’ll live.”
Cordy: “Not without help. We need to get him to a hospital.”
Oz: “I hear you. But which one? They all tend to
specialize in humans.”
Doyle: “He’s right, too risky. Do you know any first aid?”
Oz: “Basic sixth grade, but I can improvise. If we can
get him some place dark, maybe I can…”
Angel: “Turn around!”
Oz: “Angel.”
Cordy: “He’s delirious. Ignore him.”
Angel: “Turn around!”
Cordy: “So you can do what? It’s daylight and you’re ringless.
Unless you’re changing the act to human torch, I don’t think so.”
Doyle: “She’s right. You’re death on toast, man.
You’re in no shape to be fighting a torture demon.”
Angel pulls out the last poker still stuck in his side.
Angel: “God! – Okay, he’s got a thing for children. Oz
– turn around. He couldn’t have gone far.”
Oz spins the van around.
Cut to Marcus on the pier looking at a group of scouts.
Marcus: “Hello boys and girls.”
Oz drives onto the pier and rams into him sending him flying.
Cordy get out.
Cordy to scouts: “Run, now. Move your little scout legs.
Now! Go! Come on!”
Oz shoots Marcus in the chest with a crossbow bolt. Marcus just
pulls it back out and throws it away.
Doyle: “Damn it. I’ll get him.” He and Marcus start
to fight. Marcus knocks Doyle down.
Cordy: “Doyle!”
Oz to Angel in the back of the van: “You’re sure about this?”
Angel: “Yeah.”
Oz opens the side door and Angel launches himself out with a scream.
He catches fire as he runs to tackle Marcus. They crash through the
railing and into the water below.
Cordelia looking over the railing: “Where is he?”
Cut to the dark area under the pier. Angel and Marcus stand up
in the shallow water. They fight. Luckily for Angel Marcus
isn’t the best fighter. They are pretty evenly matched.
Marcus: “What were you planing to do? Kill me?”
Angel: “Well, after all, I promised.”
They fight some more.
Angel: “You never cracked me, Marcus. - You tried,
and you failed. Now that (Angel manages to impale Marcus on a board
that’s sticking out) that’s got to be torture.”
Angel pulls the ring off Marcus’ finger and he dusts with a scream.
Angel slowly puts the ring on his hand and hesitantly steps out from
under the pier blinking at the sun, looks around in wonder.
Cordy: “Are you all right?”
Angel: “Fine. - (to Oz) Thanks for the help, man.
You were key.”
Oz: “You’re - - incredibly pale.”
Cordy: “Look, you should lie down. We should take you home.”
Doyle: “Just give him a minute.”
Angel wanders out on the beach looking amazed.
Oz: “He’s very pale. Paler than most people.”
Cut to the top of a skyscraper. Angel is watching the sun set.
Doyle: “So how long has it been between sunsets?”
Angel: “200 years, give or take.”
Doyle: “Well you got to be feeling pretty damn good then, huh?
I mean this ring – changes everything, don’t it? - Yeah, it’s
spectacular, I know. But I do promise that there will be another
one exactly like it tomorrow.”
Angel: “Not for me.”
Doyle: “What are you saying? That the city will be hit
by a meteor before tomorrow night or…”
Angel: “No.”
Doyle: “No. It’s to horrible to say the other. I
can’t even bring myself to say the other.”
Angel: “I’m not going to wear the ring.”
Doyle: “That was the other. - You got a real addiction
to the brooding part of life. Anyone ever tell you that?”
Angel: “Once or twice.”
Doyle: “Care to explain? - I mean this ring is your
redemption. It’s what you’ve been waiting for.”
Angel: “nah, it just looks like it.’
Doyle: “Angel, man, think what you’re saying.”
Angel: “I have. I’ve thought of it from every angle, and
what I figure is I did a lot of damage in my day, more than you can imagine."
Doyle: “So what, you don’t get the ring because your period of
self-flagellation isn’t over yet? I mean think of all the daytime
people you could help between 9 and 5.”
Angel: “They have help. The whole world is designed for
them, so much that they have no idea what goes on around them after dark.
They don’t see the weak ones lost in the night, - or the things that prey
on them. And if I join them, maybe I’d stop seeing, too.”
Doyle: “And who’d look out for all the insomniacs?”
Angel: “I was brought back for a reason, Doyle, and as much as
I would like to kid myself, I don’t think it was for 18 holes at Rancho.”
The sun sinks below the horizon. Angel takes off the ring, picks
up a brick and smashes it. Big green flash of light.
Doyle: “Oh, and that Rachel girl with the crazy boyfriend called.
Said to say thanks, and that she found a little faith. Said you’d
know what that means.”
Angel: “I don’t know about you, but I had a nice day. –
You know, except for the bulk of it, where I was nearly tortured to death.”
Doyle: “Yeah, well, you stood up.”
Angel: “Oh, god. I was this close to telling him everything.
I mean, one more hot poker and I was giving him the ring, your mom, - everything.
- How is your mom?”