You Know You've Watched Too Much Battle Royale When:

You Know You've Watched Too Much Battle Royale When:

・You find yourself buying a yellow tracksuit.

・You have a strange fear of lighthouses.

・When someone you know is ill you mutter "It's not my fault." In Japanese repeatedly.

・You tell everyone your Dad is a Doctor, then a Fisherman the next week.

・You do a BR cosplay, fanfic or fanart and then create a website to put it on. (*giggles*)

・You buy your boy/girlfriend a school uniform and BB gun for their birthday.

・You take up hacking and gel your hair into spikes.

・You meaningfully confess you un-dying love to anyone who'll listen.....and then fall over.

・You carry your boy/girlfriends photo and explain to anyone who will listen about their final smile.

・You start baking lots of cookies.

・You customise a choker into a kinky BR collar.

・You dry your hair upside down to get that Kiriyama stylee.

・You carry three bottles of water, a loaf of bread, compass, map and sickle to school everyday.

・You stand on the roof of your school with a loud-hailer and call for the students to lay down their weapons. (Seek help soon LOL)

・You wear a bandana to cover up the scar you drew with a felt-tip pen.

・You become a basketball fan.

・You run screaming at lunch time when someone offers you a knife.

・You try and bandage the school bishonen saying - "It's the first time I've touched a man."

・You are suspicious of pasta (Especially if your so-called friends cooked it.)

・You paint a scary picture and wonder why your art teacher looks afraid when you un-veil it.

・You have fun with flashlights.

・You can sing the theme tune in Japanese- backwards.

・You spend hours trying to convert your friends to Battle Royale (Mine loved it!)

・You spend hours trying to convert your Grandmother to Battle Royale (She loved it too! LOL)

・You write a list of reasons on why you might have watched Battle Royale too much. ^_~

・You buy a see-thru umbrella.

・You want to go to an island- any island preferably full of goats for your next holiday.

・You tie a towel round your head and wave a plastic axe around madly.

・You run round in glasses, with a BB gun reciting Pythagoras Theorem.

・You chew gum and don't speak in an attempt to be mysterious a la Kiriyama.

・You laugh hysterically at nothing. (Lijima ^_^)

・You put a bucket with a flashlight taped to it on your head and wander off to look for bomb parts.

・You cry every time you see your favourite character die. (waaaahhhh Mimura!!)

・You put a tracksuit on and throw chalk at people.

・You speak in an annoyingly high-pitched voice all the time and mime a lot. (Heh.....tempted to say that's Shuya.)

・You take your copy of the special edition back to the shop you bought it from and demand a film-cell with Kiriyama on it.

・You attempt to learn Japanese so you can understand the un-subtitled extras on the DVD.

From Holorose999:

* You name your friends after the weapons they have.

* You build tripwire-alarms outside your bedroom.

* You wear a gasmask on every class trip.

* You bake very tiny cookies! ^_^

Every time you drive past your local pub--The Twelfth Man you smile.

You find a better film cell than the one you got in a shop and consider buying the DVD swapping them and taking it back.

You look for audio files of Masanobu Ando's other films just so you can hear his voice.

You take IT as your school activity to be more like Mimura

You research the 'Ticking Clock' online just incase you ever find yourself in a BR

You go on school trips with a gas mask.

You're wary of bus drivers.

You run at the sight of life bouys.

You hang out at Tower Records in case Shuya and Noriko turn up.

Your university interviews all included at least one referance to Battle Royale. (_;;)

You're already planning your cosplay for the trip to buy the sequel.

You wore a black armband when you found out about Kinji Fuksaku's passing (He will be greatly missed)

You considered taking a trip to Japan to try and find out where they're filming BR2 and to crash the premiere.

You also considered a petition to bring back Kiriyama, which was only stopped by your inability to type in Japanese.

You've taken Shuya's advice and run- EVERYWHERE.

You began guitar/baseball/track and field/archery lessons after watching BR.

You walk round your local shopping centre cosplaying as one of the cast.

You make a collar from a silver hairband and some sticky tape.

When buying a laptop you complain that there's no third man program installed.

If you have any suggestions to add to this list please contact me either through the Yahoo Group messaging service or by the Email address on my main webpage ^_^ Nakiko (All reasons copyright to Nak 2002 and BR copyright to Toei.)