Abs: Hey guys, we have a gig in New York City!
Dan: Hey Man that’s great.
Bree: Abs I’m so proud
Abs: And… you all can come.
Jerry: All of us?
Abs: I said all yes all.
Ben: yeah, New York the home of the gothic.
Jerry: New York the home of the braves.
Kat: That’s Atlanta Jerry.
Jerry: No it’s New York!
Bree: I can’t wait. I’m gonna go pack.
At the airport
Dan: Kat How many bags did you pack? [He is carrying 3 big bags] it’s only a weekend.
Kat: Oh that’s only my make-up. Ben has my clothes and Dan I’m surprised don’t you want me to look good?
Dan: Yes Kat, mam
[They stop at the gate to check in their bags.]
Bree: Achoo! I can’t believe I got a cold. Achoo! right when Abs is gonna preform.. achoo!*sniffle*
Kat: Its ok take these cold pills, but only one they are strong…[Kat looks the plane her eyes widen in fear] Uh…I suddenly feel sick.bye! [she starts to run]
[Dan grabs her arm]
Dan: Where are you going? Are you afraid?
Kat: No way! Me? Well yes I am. I don’t want to go please! No Abs? Please Bree?
[Kat struggles]
Abs: [Pulls Kat away] Did I mention Scott was going to be there? [winks]
Kat: Really? Well I guess I could get on it.
Bree: Great now lets go!
[Abs, Ben, Dan, Jerry and Kat get on the plane, Bree steps behind only to pop 10 of Kats pills into her mouth saying I need to be well in time for Abs concert.]
on plane
[Bree and Abs sit together, Kat and Abs sit together, Ben, and Jerry]
Bree: Abs… I’m really. achoo! Sleepy. Achoo!
Kat: [Turns around] Those pills should have kicked in by now.
Bree: Yeah I took 10!
Kat: What? Bree? You’ll be out like a light bulb with that many-
[Bree falls asleep]
Abs: Lights that’s a good title for a song…Whoa! Bree? Bree?
Kat: I warned her.
[Abs sits Bree back]
[Kat stares ahead trying not to look out the window, her curiosity over takes her and she looks]
Kat: Dan! We’re up so high! Put us down! Make us go down!
Dan: Kat calm down. We’re ok.
[Kat faints and Dan grabs her]
Dan: [Turns to Abs] We know weird girls.
Abs: I know dumb ones at that, they’re mad!
[Abs shakes Bree]
Abs: Wake up!
Meanwhile
Jerry: Excuse me Miss? Do you have any…? Peanuts?
Airplanelady: Sure sir here’s a bag.[hands Jerry Peanuts]
Ben: May I see the cockpit?
AAL: Sure sir [fake grin] after we take off, Have a nice day!
Jerry: Yum! I love these peanuts. They are so good.Oh! [He stuffs his mouth]
Ben: We’re taking off! Hold on.
Kat: [Waking up] uh… where am I? Ah! I’m afraid of hights. I can’t be on a plane. [Faints]
Dan: Kat, Kat wake up! Abs help! I can’t wake her up.
Abs: [leans over two Kat] Don’t ya wanna see Scott?
Kat: [Wakes up] huh? [Big smile]
Dan: [scowls at Kat]
Abs: Now help me with Miss. Sleepyhead over here.
Kat: Ok Bree? Bree? Are you awake?
Dan: That’s a dumb question to ask of course she’s not.
Kat: Are you calling me dumb? That is were through! [Trades places with Jerry]
Abs: Lets wake her up
Bree: Umm..Landy?
Abs: Who? Who’s that?
Jerry: I don’t know a old friend...um ex-friend?
Abs: [gets mad] Americans are mad!!
AALADY: Excuse me? but please keep all hands away from the aisle and I am not mad I am fine.
Abs: Term for Crazy!
AALady: excuse me but please keep your voices down. Sir. We don’t want to disturb the peace.
Abs: Shut-up!! [really loud]
[scares Jerry]
Jerry: cough, cough um…help. *gag,gag* [holds his throat] cough
Dan: Somebody help him. He’s choking!
Mr. F: Help is on the way!
[Ben and Kat look]
Ben and Kat: Mr. F?
[Mr. F grabs Jerry and gives him the Hiemlich Maneuver]
[Jerry coughs out the huge peanut and in gets stuck in the AALady’s nose.
AALady: Please sit down, and no rough housing.Please.
Jerry: Oh my Mr. F saved my life!
Mr. F: Its just a matter of time, sooner or later we’re all gonna die.You hear me?[takes a piece of paper and starts to rip it in shreds] ah! Aha!
Bree: [Wakes up] Where am I? Abs? Oh I’m so tired…
Dan: If I were you Bree I’d go back to sleep,now!
Bree: Why? [turns around] oh hi Mr. F!
Mr. F: Your boyfriends gonna leave Bree. Leave ya. One day he’ll leave. He’ll move on! Ah!ha ha!
Bree: Oh shut-up!
AALady: Mam…
Bree: I am so tired but my cold is gone.
Kat: And I’m scared. [looks out the window] and ah!
[Dan catches Kat]
Abs: I know a way to stop her.
[Abs tapes a picture of Scott over the window]
Kat: [wakes up] I can’t do this…I’m scared…[she looks at the window and starts to faint]
Oh…[stops]its Scott.
Bree: [wakes up] I can’t help it I’m so tired and ah! There are red cows everywhere! Help Abs!
Abs: [laughs] there are no cows Bree.
Bree: Yes there are and they have guns and stripes!
Abs: Your delusional Bree. Calm down and never take Kat’s medicine.
Dan: Kat If you drool on me any more I’ll slap you.
Kat: I can’t help it…its Scott from 4our!
Bree: Purple cows! Pink too!
Abs: Calm down Bree.
Bree: Ah!
Dan: Where is Ben?
Jerry: [sitting alone in the corner] he’s gone and were all gonna die here. Do you hear me man were dead meat!
meanwhile at the cockpit
Ben: What does that button do?
Pilot: nothing kid now foe the hundredth time leave me alone.
Ben: Ok but did you know that you need 60,000-lbs. of-
Pilot: Go!
Ben: Hold on what does this button do?
[pushes a big red button]
Pilot: U stupid Kid, you just turned off the engine.
Ben: Did I do that?
Pilot: Yes. [the plane starts to drop] I can fix it maybe.
[gets on the microphone] attention passengers a smartmouth boy just turned the engines off
please fasten your seatbelts!
*back at coach*
Dan: Were gonna die!
Kat: No not before I see Scott!
Bree: Get the cows away!
Abs : How did I get such dumb friends?
Jerry: I told you were all gonna die
Mr. F: And I never got to teach geometry!
AALady: Calm down now you don’t need a engine to fly a plane.
Kat: You freak you do too.
[Ben comes running]
Ben: I turned it off! Lets jump from the plane before we all die!
Bree: James Bond. How are we to do that?
Ben: We are all gonna die!
Narrator: What will happen in their trip to New York?
Find out next time on….4our in New York part 2.