Kat: Jerry, shut up.

Bree: Yea, you wouldn’t make fun of pregnant women if you were!

Ben: I bet you it’s nothing.

Jerry: Yea! We’ll dress like women for forty-eight hours!

Kat: You’re on!

[Later at Bree’s house]

Kat: [comes down the stairs] Here they come! J-rina and Benifer!

[Ben and Jerry come down stairs dressed up as pregnant women]

Jerry: I feel great!

Ben: Yea this isn’t so bad.

[they sit on the couch]

Jerry: This is great. I can sit my bowl of peanuts on my belly while I watch TV.

Ben: Wanna watch cartoons all day?

Jerry: Sure. [picks up remote]

Bree: Hold it! Here’s a list of things to do. [hands Jerry a paper]

Jerry: You expect us to go out in public like this?

Bree and Kat: Yep.

[doorbell rings; Ben walks to the door and Angel is there with a little girl]

Angel: Oh holy God save us all!

Little Girl: Scary man!

[little girl runs away, and Angel follows her]

[Ben and Jerry walk out the door]

Kat: We’ll see how long they last.

Bree: Not long.

-later guys return-

Ben: Help us carry these groceries!

Bree: No, you can. Now, we need to you get us some watermelons for our party.

Jerry: Can’t they just have peanuts?

Kat: No! Unless you wanna lost the bet.

Ben: I don’t give a flying flipo.

Jerry: I’ll not quit! Let’s go!

[Ben and Jerry walk toward the door]

Ben: I need a better bra…these double dees are killin my back,

Jerry: To think we used to like them.

Ben: [falls to the floor] Who are we kidding. I’ve lost the will to live. I quit.

Jerry: They’ll laugh at us.

Ben: They are already laughing at us.

[Bree and Kat turn their attention to the guys]

Bree: There she blows!

Kat: Ey matie, It’s a lot of blubber!

Jerry: I give up!
Bree: Really?

Ben: Yes!

Kat: [holds out her foot] Men truly are the weaker sex. Kiss my feet.

[Jerry and Ben scream no and run out of the house while Kat and Bree laugh]