Buy a kiss

Dan: Guys, for my frat, We’re having this auction, called buy a kiss, where you buy dates, you in?

Kat: Always! I want to know my worth.

Dan: Great…Bree? We’re getting as many people as we can. It’s for the "save the lions" foundation.

Bree: count me in.

Dan: ok ask Ben, Jerry Abs and the 4our guys! [jumps up and runs off]

[Next weekend at the "buy a kiss"]

Dan: thanks to everyone who came! First off, we are auctioning the girls. My girlfriend is first, Kat!

[claps] [Kat walks out and waves]

Dan: Kat likes nice guys who can show her a good time, you ever heard the phrase… Can’t buy love? Well with Kat, you better try. I’ll start with 30 dollars.

Kat: Only 30??

Ben: [Winks] $35!

Dan: [wide eyed] $40

Ben: 70!

Booger boy: $80!

Dan: 85!

Booger boy: $100!!!!!

Kat: Do something. I don’t wanna kiss him!

Dan: Ok 120…sold to me. [Kat smiles] Now we will finish up the girls….Bree, Skittles and Kara.

Jerry: $50 for Bree!

Bree: Abs, bet on me! Now!

Abs: [looks in his wallet] $55!

Stalker D: [winks at Bree] $100!

Abs: Sorry babe, I’m out of money.

Scott: $50 on Skittles.

[Abs nudges Scott]

Abs: she can Kiss.

Bree: [hits Abs] Shut-up.

Stalker D: $60 on Skittles and $50 on Kara.

Dan: ok? Going? Going? Gone! All sold to Stalker D. Now all the guys up here.[ crowd cheers] Me, Skeeter, Ben, Jerry and the guys from pop group 4our! Start me at 50 and the rest at 25.

Bree: $50 on Abs!

Kat: $55 on Dan, Bree, bid on Scott not Abs!

Bree: no the only way I can get Abs to kiss me is here…

Kat: Ah! 75 on Scott!

Skittles: 1,000 on Abs [crowd gasps]

Bree: 75 on Skeeter! [glares at Abs, who is smiling]

Dan: wait, I’m confused, I can’t keep up!

[random bids for 3 hours]

Kat: My dad is gonna kill me, for spending all this money.

Dan: and sold, Me to Kat for $100 and Skeeter to Kat for $600. Ben and Jerry to the girls in black for 75 a piece and Jerry to Kara for $50. Abs to Skittles for $9,000 and Scott to Bree for $800, and the other 4our members to the hot cheerleaders in the back.

Jerry: Did we get anyone?

Ben: nope.

Aftermath

Bree: I hate you Skittles-butt. Stay away from Abs. You Abs, you stay away from me, I blew a lot of money for my freaking date with Scott so I’m gonna get my way.

Abs: Like I care, I never liked you much anyway.

Kat: Come on Bree, I’m out, blew $700 for two pecks.

Bree: [to Skittles] Good, maybe you’ll get pregnant again!

[Skittles cries]

Abs: Look what you did, you are heartless!

[Ben and Jerry run in]

Ben: Ben the beener is here do not fear!

Jerry: I don’t get it.

Ben: who cares, I’ll save you ladies.

Kat: We are fine bye!