Jerry: [speaks into cell phone] Oh Spock! Come in Spock! I am in need of fuel!

Ben: Hey, dude, can I use your cell phone?

Jerry: No, it’s not a toy.

Ben: Yea you’re right, Captain Kirk.

Jerry: I need it just in case the store gets a sale on peanuts.

-At the Store-

Bree: Are you done trying on dresses? We’ve been here for three hours.

Kat: This homecoming dance is important to me. [comes out of dressing room in flaming red dress]

Bree: Don’t you think it is too sexy?

Kat: It just won’t do…it won’t look good at midnight.

Bree: Who are you going with anyway?

Kat: Oh he’s really special. I think I will marry him! His name is Alex.

Bree: What’s his last name?

Kat: I don’t know; I just met him yesterday.

Kat: [phone rings] Hello? Hi Jerry. No I don’t know if they are having a sale on peanuts. Tell Ben I hear him yelling in the background and that I will not go out with guys that still wear cartoon underpants!

Bree: [grabs the phone] Jerry, we’re busy…no! I told you a million times I will not go out with you and if you don’t stop asking me, I’m gonna take you to the vet and get you fixed! [hangs up]

Kat: That’s one way to tell him!