Shirt obsessions

[a trip to the mall]

Ben: Let’s go in this store! [Kat carries all Ben’s bags]

Kat: Ben..please no more clothes

Ben: but I want more shirts and purple ones!

Kat: where’d you get all this money?

Ben: dads on a pity spree…kinds like your dad.

Kat: well ok. Let’s go inside. [they walk in a weird store] oh man! This place reeks for bankruptcy!

Ben: a purple shirt!

Kat: It’s ugly!

Ben: I want it [picks it up]

Old lady: you can’t have it! Go!

Ben: I like it! I want it! [grabs it and runs]

Kat: Wait Ben! You just stole it!

[Ben strips and puts the shirt on, he slips and falls….]

Ben: I must of fell Kat…Kat?

[He can’t find Kat He sees Jerry]

Ben: Jerry! Look at this awesome purple shirt I stole!

Jerry: Must not talk, must buy purple shirts…..

Ben: Yeah, they are SO in!

Jerry: Must..buy…clothes…

[Ben notices everyone is naked]

Ben: Ew! Where are your clothes? You need a towel not a shirt!

[He is naked to]

Ben: Ah!!!

[Kat shakes him, he had knocked himself out when he fell]

Kat: Ben? You ok?

Ben: no, man I hate purple shirts…