Jerry: [walks to his class crying] Bree! Ben! Kat! It’s terrible! We’re going to war!

Angel: Calm down, no one has declared war.

Kat: I’ll never be a star!

Bree: I’ll never have a baby!

Kat: Oh my gosh…you’re right…

Bree: [turns to Jerry] hey, come over tonight.

Jerry: Okay sure.

Ben: [whispers to Jerry] You know what she wants?

Jerry: What?

Angel: A baby and I trust you won’t do anything an you’ll make the right choice.

Ben: I wouldn’t worry about him.

Jerry: I object! I know what goes where!

Angel: That’s not the point…

Ben: Trust me, once he was at his grandma’s and went out to milk the cow but ended up trying to milk the bull. Then he walked in on his granny in the shower…and he thought the bull was ugly! Yuck!

Jerry: Don’t worry, I’m ready.

-Bree’s House-

Jerry: [walks in after Bree opens the door] So you wanted to see me?
Bree: Yea.

[they sit on couch]

Jerry: So…you’re a girl?

Bree: Um…yea.

Jerry: I’ve had many girls before.

Bree: What!

Jerry: Not the Bible kinda had I mean I’ve been friends with.

Bree: I can get your mind of everything.

Jerry: Oh really? How?

[Bree moves to kiss Jerry; Jerry pushes her away]

Jerry: I, uh, don’t know if I can.

Bree: Don’t be nervous…I can do it all.

Jerry: I’m not nervous! [stretches his arm and knocks over a nearby lamp]

[door flies open and Kat comes in all dressed up]

Kat: [over dramatizes song] Oh say can you see by the dawn’ early light! [runs around throwing flowers]

Bree: What are you doing?

Kat: Showing my talent. What about you?

Bree: Uh…

Ben: [walks in] We’re safe, guys, don’t worry.

Jerry: Yea…as Angel would say, "God is with us."

[Angel walks in.

Bree: Shut up! You stole his line!

Jerry: [looks off stage] I did?

Kat: Yea you dork!

Jerry: I thought we changed it…

Ben: Yea but we changed it back.

Jerry: My bad.