Ben: It's my way or the highway

Mr. Focker: Guys, you gotta be quiet.

Ben: Yes, sir!

Jerry: Ha, ha, hee, hee [he grabs his mouth]

Ben: Shut up!

Jerry: Hee hee…

Ben: Si…se…

Jerry: Hee hee.

Ben: Six four four.

Jerry: Hee hee ha ha [Jerry plays with Kat's hair]

Ben: Like I said Mr. F, "my way or the highway".

Bree: Boring class.Ben: Fe…fi…fo…fum…I'm smart, you're dumb.Jerry: Ha ha hee hee!

Bree: Jerry's high!

Jerry: Ha, Jerry's dumbhigh! Hee hee!

Ben: Shut up, Jerry…faggot.

Jerry: Hee [he sniffles] hee [he blinks]

Ben: Baby!!

Jerry: WAAA! Want mommy!

-curtains close-

-curtains rise on the next day-

[Jerry sits kicking the chair and examines his pencil]

Ben: What'd your problem.

Jerry: No…whoa look Ben! My pencil!

Ben: You actually understand!

Jerry: No, I was just stalling.

Ben: I should've known.

Jerry: I thought you knew everything!

Ben: I do, stupid!

Jerry: No you don't, shut up!

Ben: [plays with Bree's hair]

Bree: Get away!

Ben: Oh! Pretty brown hair…

Jerry: I need help.

Ben: Leave me alone!

Jerry: But I don't understand!

Ben: Shut up!

Jerry: [thinks for a minute] I got it!

Kat: Finally!

Bree: Don't they ever stop talking?

Kat: Come on, could we possibly be that lucky?

-curtains close-

-curtains go up in a dark room-

Narrator/Voice: Lights on!

Ben: La la la [he's writing a love note] la la

Jerry: Come on, let me see! Let me see!

Ben: [mutters] Dork.

Mr. Focker: Who's got the answer?

Ben: Pick me! Pick me!

Jerry: Okay! [reaches to pick Ben's nose]

Kat: Ew!

Bree: Nasty!

Jerry: [breathes heavily behind Kat's head]

Kat: Get away, perv!

Jerry: Ah, oh, duh, duh-a-duh?

Ben: Ew…Mr. F…pretty…pretty… [in a daze] pretty Focker…

-curtains close-