-curtains open and Jerry is still writing his love note-

Jerry: la la la hm…ah ha

Ben: Are you still working on that?

Jerry: Yes, is has to be perfect.

Ben: Let me see…

Jerry: No!

Mr. Focker: Come on people!

Ben: I know! Jerry is writing a- [cut off by Jerry's psycho laughter]

Jerry: Hee hee hee ha ha heh HA ah ha ha ha! Laughing, ha, at you, hee hee, because you're a doofus!

Ben: Am not.

Jerry: You are, Ben, gosh.

Ben: Shut up! Pretty hair...the answer is six…pretty hair…

Jerry: Ben is drooling [meanwhile he kicks the seat joyfully]

Ben: Look who's talking!

Jerry: Am not!

Ben: Think we should ask them out?

Jerry: Kat?

Kat: Yeah?

Jerry: Will you and Bree go out with us?

Ben: That's not what you say! Say this…Hey Bree!

{Bree looks at Kat]

Ben: Bree…will you go out with us?

Kat: I'd rather die.

Bree: You're dorks.

[Kat hits her head on the desk and sighs; Bree laughs]

Jerry: Are you okay?

Kat: I'm fine!

Ben: We got turned down! [looks like he's about to cry]

Jerry: It's your fault!

Ben: Shut up! You…blow you really do.

Jerry: Okay. [gets on his knees in front of Ben]

Kat & Bree: Why don't you take that home?

-curtain falls-

-curtain rises. Same day, place, and time-

Ben: I can't believe Bree don't like me.

Jerry: I can't believe Kat don't love me.

Ben: Of course she don't, doey, Kat's got a boyfriend. Anyways, I don't like Bree…I like her hair.

Jerry: Over them! Do you know how to do this?

Ben: No…oh hair!

Jerry: Shut up!

Bree: Hm? What Ben?

Jerry: He says he's in love with your hair.

[Bree gets sick]

Ben: Stop putting words in my mouth!

Jerry: I'm not, man!

Ben: Jeez…Bree those earring hops are big!

Bree: Really?

Ben: Yeah, it makes you look [he starts to sing] you're a genie in a bottle baby. I'll come, come on in and let you out.

Jerry: Ben's sick, Kat, gosh your head looks so big up close! [puts his eye right up to her hair]

Kat: And your neck is really long!

Jerry: Ha ha hee hee hee!

Ben: About that problem…

Jerry: I can't do it!

Ben: Yes you can! You can do it!

Jerry: All night long?

Ben: I don't know…I'm not that kinda guy.