-the gang all sit in school gym-

Bree: So who’s on who’s team?

Kat: I hate basketball.

Jerry: I get Bree Bree!

Ben: No fair! I want Bree!

Bree: I’m not a chew toy…

Dan: Seems like it.

Kat: Shut up.

Angel: How about a guy’s team and a girl team?

Kat: No!!

Skeeter: So you have to have guys on your team…

Kat: {blushes} I didn’t say that Skeet.

Keith: Can Mr. Focker be the referee?

Skittles: I don’t think so!

Dan: I’ll be a team leader!

Ben: So will I! Anyway, it was my idea.

Bree: Whatever.

Dan: [paces right and left of the group and looks them up and down] I choose…hmm…let’s see…

Bree: Will you choose already!

Dan: Okay, um, Abs!

Abs: [high fives Dan] We’re gonna kick some abs, mate.

[Bree and Kat roll eyes; Ben and Jerry burst out laughing]

Ben: I pick Kat.

Kat: Of course…

Dan: Bree.

Bree: Dan! [glares at him, looks at Kat and Kat shrugs]

Ben: Jerry.

Jerry: Aw, man, I feel so special. [tears in his eyes]

Kat: This is retarded. No way am I gonna play on Ben’s team. I hate losing.

Ben: We’re not gonna lose, man, we’re gonna kick some abs.

Abs: That’s my line!

Ben: Not if I made it up!

Abs: But I did!

Angel: God doesn’t want you to argue.

Skeeter: I’m leaving.

Kat: Me too.

[one by one the gang leaves, leaving Ben and Jerry all alone]

Jerry: How bout a little one on one.

Ben: Sure why not.