Ben: Guess what.

Jerry: What?

Ben: Okay, listen to this: we were at this party and it was all cool you know. I was bumping and grinding and the girl slapped me and I realized that I had forgotten to take my cologne out of my pocket.

Bree: Ooooh.

Ben: And you know what she thought, so I pulled out my bottle of "la Bonita" and showed it to her.

Bree: Doesn’t that mean pretty woman?

Jerry: [singing] Pretty woman, walking down the street…

Kat: Shh!

Bree: Go on, Ben.

Ben: That’s the end.

Bree: Oh, the point was?

Ben: Oh, oh, oh [raises his hand] I got another story.

Bree: Yeah?

Ben: We were listening to this tape called Roy D, Mercer…spelt M E R C E R and…

Kat: Is there a point?

Ben: Hold on! And then he called these people and freaked them out saying he was gonna give them a butt whoopin except he [starts to whisper] used the other word. You know a…

Kat: Shh!

[pounding from above]

Kat: You know we’re right under Mr. F’s class…

Bree: Is that their chairs moving?

[they all stare at the ceiling]

Jerry: Hmm…you know, what are they doing?

Ben: Maybe! [all look at Ben] No…well, they could be…no…

Steven: Uh…the pounding is "our principal"

[raises eyebrows]

Ben: Why I outta!

Bree: Ben, don’t you dare.

Ben: What?

Bree: Hit him.

Ben: But I didn’t dare what you saying?

Bree: Ahh!

Steven: Okay, you are weird.