Ben: No Jerry. That is not the right shade of purple.

Jerry: [watches Ben pace in room] Well that's the only color they have.

Ben: How is a goth suppose to wear periwinkle!! That's it, Jerry, accompany me to Kat's. And turn off that wretched Internet. No good in it.

-Kat's House-

Ben: I HAVE to have that shirt Kat! You don't understand! Marc is the only person with that color person shirt.

Kat: Well they have them at Wal Mart.

Ben: But not that button up like that! PLEASE! I need it!

Jerry: And you'll never get it. Just like Kat.

Ben: Shut up inferior being!

[voice from behind] Jerry's not inferior, Ben, and since when are you so hot? [Bree stepped up laughing]

Ben: Hello Bree.

Jerry: You saved me Bree Bree! I am ever in your favor!

Bree: Whatever.

Ben: I see you have taken my fashion tips.

Bree: [looks at her own black shirt that says Rock Star] No, I've always had this.

Kat: Dan says they are having a sale on eyeliner…

Ben: They are!? I mean…no. I want the shirt.

[Dan walks in, grabs chips, sits on the couch, and watches football]

Ben: Where did he get that horrible pink shirt?

Jerry: Yea, what kind of real guy wears hot pink?

Kat: MINE! If I steal Marc's French shirt, will you leave?

Ben: Yes.

[Kat walks upstairs, and comes back down holding the shirt]

Ben: Oh I love you. My princess, me

Dan: You'd better shut up my gothic freak.

Kat: You shut up Daniel Velveeta! [flutters her eyes lashes] He can call me whatever he wants.

[Jerry bursts out in laughter and starts snorting]

Bree: Jerry snorted! [laughs] Jerry is a pig!

[All laugh except Kat who fold her arms and snarls]

Kat: No, Dan's the pig.