Dan: Kara doesn’t seem interested in me. She’s always hanging with Kat.

Abs: Yea and Bree’s always hanging all over Steven.

Dan: It’s as if Kat and Kara are lovers…

Abs: Yea and Bree and Steven…

Dan and Abs: Nah!

Dan: Maybe we can get them back!

Abs: Maybe…

-Bree sits at a café sipping a cappuccino-

Abs: [starts to site across the booth] Is this seat empty?

Bree: Yes, and this one will be when you sit down.

Abs: Haven’t I seen you at that new McDonalds before?

Bree: Yea, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. [gets up and leaves]

-Kat’s house; doorbell rings-

Kat: [opens the door and Dan is there with flowers] Go away.

Dan: Your body is like a temple.

Kat: Sorry, there are no services today.

Dan: But I would go to the end of the world for you!

Kat: But would you stay there? [shuts door]

-Abs call Bree-

Bree: Hello?

Abs: Hey girl! What’s your job now?

Bree: A female impersonator.

Abs: Very funny. I was thinking, how about me helping you with your study? Your place or mine?

Bree: Both, you stay at yours, and I’ll stay at mine. [hangs up]

-Dan pulls up to the Flower Shop with dark glasses and his hair spiked; trying to be a bad boy-

Kat: What now?

Dan: Hey baby, what’s your sign?

Kat: Do not enter.

Dan: I’m a bad boy now.

Kat: Whatever.

Dan: I’ll get on my knees and beg! Please take me back! I’ll cook you breakfast! How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Kat: Unfertilized. Get out!

-Dan’s place that night-

Abs: No luck?

Dan: Nope…you?

Abs: No…maybe some other time.

Dan: Yea they can’t resist us forever.

Abs: Yea, we are irresistible.

Dan: Yea.

Abs: Yea…

-both stare off into space and the curtains drop-