Bree: How did you talk me into coming?
Kat: Because I love cheerleading! I wanna try.
Ellen: Come on girls, line up. I’m Ellen the new captain . Okay, stretch while I interview you…Kat Hodzenberry?
Kat: Hey Elle.
Ellen: [smiles] Tell me about yourself…in a cheer!
Kat: Oh…uh…I’m pretty and rich I am so delish? Uh…I sizzle? I scorch? I’m as bright as a torch?
Ellen: Okay next! Bree Mayfield? Self cheer!
Bree: I hate your little miniskirts. I hate the word pom-poms. I hate the cheering wen I can sing a song. Go go lose lose, now I must choose! My dignity or popularity? I choose! Not you!
Ellen: Did she just diss me? [to Kat] Sorry Bree we need someone with gymnastic skills. [Bree tumbles and leaves] Congrats, Kat. You’re on!
-that night-
Kat: Bree I made it!
Bree: Cool. I made it too!
Kat: Cheer?
Bree: No, the gang.
Kat: You’re in a …gang?
Bree :Yep and so is a certain x-crush of yours!
Kat: Who?
Bree: Skeeter!
Narrator: Is Skeeter really in a gang? Did Bree really join or is she pulling Kat’s blonde hair?