Jerry: [lying down] Ben. Ben.

Mr. Cream: Honey come down for dinner!

Jerry: No. Ben. Ben. [cries]

-Downstairs-

Mrs. Cream: What are we gonna do? My baby's dead.

Mr. C: Honey, Creamy, don't worry. We'll find something to do with him.

Mrs. C: Maybe he's just sad.

Mr. C: Ben's gone his life is over isn't it? "Depression." [loud music]

Mrs. C: [hits, beats Mr. C] Don't ever call Jerry that! Never! Never!

Mr. C: That's is. I'm gonna make him get up. [goes upstairs] Jerry, come out now!

Jerry: No! Ben's gone!

Mr. C: You're acting like you two were lovers!

Jerry: No! We're BEST friends! And he's gone…[cries]

-At Doctors Office-

Doctor: Jerry is indeed… "Depressed" [loud music]

Mrs. C: Don't call Jerry that! [hits doctor]

Doctor: Watch it lady!

Jerry: It's okay, I'm depressed". [loud music]

Mrs. C: Don't call yourself that! [hits Jerry]

-At Home-

Jerry: Mom? I'm home.

Mrs. C: How's school?

Jerry: Ok…Ben's gone.

Mrs. C: Don't worry.

-At Dinner-

Mr. C: Jerry, eat your carrots.

Jerry: No.

Mrs. C: Jerry Cream, don't use that tone of voice with your father!

Jerry: Okay…NO!!!…better?

[silence]

Jerry: I'm sick of this! [goes crazy, throws, kicks etc.]

Mr. C: He's insane.

Mrs. C: My baby's a nut going to the nut house.

Narrator: Jerry was taken to the nut house and Ben heard about it and wrote this letter.

Dear Jerry, I'm coming home late summer for a visit and we'll check out the babes. Be lookin for my pinto bean. -Ben