Jerry: [sings and plays with his thumbs] Where is thumbkin, where is thumbkin? Here I am, here I am. How are you today sir? Very fine indeed sir. Run away, run away.

Ellen: How are you gonna sing when I rip your tongue out?

Jerry: I guess it’d be kinda hard.

Ben: Shut up!

Jerry: I don’t shut up, I throw up and your mom comes around and licks it up.

Ben: Ew!

[class laughs]

Jerry: What’s long, hard, and has se men in it?

Ben: I don’t wanna know.

Jerry: A submarine!

Ben: Hu…hu…I get it!

Jerry: I got another one! What’s the smartest thing to ever come out of a girl’s mouth?

Ben: What?

Jerry: Einstein’s cock.

Angel: Watch your mouth!