Ben: Hey Jerry!

Jerry: What?

Ben: I got two monster trucks from my mommy.

Jerry: Coolio.

Ben: And I had a cake.

Jerry: Wow.

Ben: And I had a party.

Jerry: Whoop de do.

Ben: And you weren't invited.

Jerry: Cool beings.

Ben: And I'm better than you.

Jerry: So?

Ben: I am da bomb! I'm smarter!

Jerry: I care…because?

Ben: [hits Jerry]

Jerry: What was that for?

Ben: For being dumb!

Jerry: I am not dumb!

Ben: Are too!

Jerry: Ha ha ha very funny.

[they stare at each other]

[soon Ben brakes down]

Ben: [crying] Dude, like, listen, man. [sobs] I'm like so sorry! Dude! I mean I'm! Sorry!

Jerry: Me too! Dude! I don't wanna fight!

Ben: [sobs] Sorry man!

Jerry: Ya [boo hoo] forgive me!

Ben: I didn't mean to call you dumb!

Jerry: And I didn't mean to call you a perverted skank ,know it all, butt licker1!

Ben: [pause] You didn't say that.

Jerry: Oh? I must of thunk it. [talks through his nose]

Ben: Whatever!