Ben: Farthead.

Jerry: Oh really? Look who's talking, dumbo.

Ben: Okay Mr. Giggles.

Jerry: Your butt is big.

Ben: Well Kat doesn't seem to think so.

Jerry: Kat's mine, Bean man.

Ben: Oh really? Jack off Jerry.

Jerry: Harsh butt hole harsh.

Ben: No it's true! I never want to be your friend ever!

Jerry: Oh man! Same here!

[they split crying]

Bree: Oh man…[sniff] I can't bear them.

Kat: I know [sniff] They are sad.

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Ben: Jerry is a butt licking boy. Booger boy…be a friend?

Keith: Okey dokey Benny! Let's be friends!

Ben: Okay. Let's do out math.

Keith: Okay.

Ben: Alright. [waits ten minutes] Um…Keith? Do you need my help?

Keith: [working] No.

Ben: But…

Keith: I' man all A student.

Ben: You can't be smarter than me!

Keith: Uh huh. I am.

Ben: NOO!!!! No!!!! No!!!

[Ben wakes up from his nightmare sweating]

Jerry: Hey Ben!

Ben: Hey!

Jerry: Let's dance in a field with flowers in our hair singing Raffi.

Ben: Ok. [they dance]

[girls come in; they laugh]

Ben: Girls.

Jerry: Yea let's swim!

Ben: Nude! [they swim] Jerry you are my bestest…

Jerry: Ah!

Ben: Your dumb!

Jerry: Ah!

Ben: You can't do anything!

Jerry: NO!

Ben: I'm better!

Jerry: No!

Ben: Your gay…gay…gay!!!

[Jerry wakes up; phone rings]

Jerry: Hello?

Ben: Jerry, I had a dream.

Jerry: Me too.

Ben: I had a new best friend.

Jerry: You were in mine.

Ben: He was scary.

Jerry: We swam nude.

Ben: He was smarter.

Jerry: Then you called me names.

Ben: I was scared.

Jerry: There were girls.

Ben: Huh?

Ben and Jerry: I'm sorry!

[The End]