-fighting-

[Jerry has been sick from school]

Ben: I bust my hump at school all day while you eat bonbons and watch soap operas all day.

Jerry: Well you never take me out anymore.

Ben: Well maybe if you took some times to fix yourself up.

Jerry: [cries]

Ben: Wait, we sound like an old married couple.

Jerry: So I’m old now? [sits down]

Ben: [tries to put a hand on Jerry]

Jerry: Get off!

-They are stuck in a cellar-

Ben: I want out! Got anymore breath mints?

Jerry: No you ate them all and didn’t offer any to me and you can’t have my toothpick!

Ben: I didn’t ask.

Jerry: I want food.

Ben: Check the fridge okay!

Jerry: Can you?

Ben: Do it yourself!

Jerry: I thought you liked to do things for me!

Ben: I did! Until you ate all my breath mints!

Jerry: Fine! [opens fridge and pulls out a can of juice and tries to open it] I don’t need you…can you open this?

Ben: [tries] No, sorry.

Jerry: I thought you were suppose to be the strong one!

Ben Use your fingernails!

Jerry: [pulls each of his fingernails and puts them in Ben’s hand] Knock yourself out.

Ben: [lets them fall out of his hand and looks disgusted]

-Jerry has sneaked out of his house and is sneaking in-

Jerry: Oh crap…Mom and Dad are on the couch asleep. [sneaks devishly around on the stares, stops and does a victory dance] I did it!

Mrs. Cream: You’re grounded, Jerry!

Jerry: Aw man!

-Ben Hitchhikes Home-

Stranger: Where to?

Ben: Cookevegas high. [five minutes of silence]

Stranger: Will you sit on my head?
Ben: Excuse me?

-Ben and Jerry: Friends-

[Ben and Jerry are playing patty cake in front of the Eiffel tower]

[Ben and Jerry on a seesaw in Egypt, Ben jumps off and Jerry falls]

Ben: Look! Abyss and castle! [points to pyramid] Man! [helps Jerry up]

[Ben and Jerry dance in the rain in London]

[Ben and Jerry are two peas in a pod]

-Abs Teaches Jerry To Fight-

Abs: Act like you have a crick in your neck. Tell them to bring it on like this. [throws his head sideways and shoulders up while walking and saying bring it on] Then turn around and tell everyone to mind their own business.

Jerry: Like this? [runs around like a maniac] Mind your on! Bring it business!

Abs: No…

-Choo-Choo-

Ben: I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can. I think I can.

Jerry: I know I can. I know I can. I know I can.

Bree: I know I could. I know I could. I know I could. I know I could. I know I could.

Kat: I did it. I did it. I did it. I did it.
Jerry: All night long.