Ben: Guess what! I found the perfect guy for you!

Kat: Who?

Ben: You’ll see tonight on you and Bree’s double date.

Bree: What about Sammy?

Kat: He’s so history. Ben, you’d be the last guy I’d ever think to hook me up.

Ben: You’ll like this.

-that night-

Bree: I’m ready and willing.

Kat: Me too! [excited] We haven’t had dates in forever!

[Jerry comes in with their dates]

Jerry: Your dates…await.

Bree: You!

Kat: [gasps] Not you!

Ben: Well we thought, if Abs and Bree didn’t work out and Kat and Dan didn’t maybe we needed to switch the guys…

Bree: [smiles] Touch him Kat and you’ll be in a Chinese restaurant tomorrow.

[Bree and Dan leave while Kat and Abs leave]

-later-

Bree: Uh! It was horrible! I mean, Dan’s boring and talks about himself too much.

Kat: So was Abs! I hate punk rock, ew! And his accent gets annoying.

[Ben shows up]

Ben: Now we’re the dates! [sees their faces] shall I try again tomorrow?

Bree and Kat: NO!

Ben: Please….

Bree and Kat: Aww the cute face…okay.

-the next night-

Bree: Oh joy a match made in heaven….

Ben: We thought Bree and Skeeter could date and Stalker D and Kat could, since it was the opposite.

Jerry: Have fun kids! [pairs walk off and Jerry has tears in his eyes] They grow up so fast…

Bree: Skeeter, we need a way to teach Ben and Jerry to butt out of our lives…I got a plan!

-Next day-

Bree: Me and Skeeter are a couple. We’re together.

Kat: Huh? No fair! I never got him!

Bree: [winks at Kat] Ben and Jerry, I love you guys!

Jerry: We’re matchmakers!

Kat: Oh…D and I, we’re together too, he’s so fine!

Ben: [gets jealous] Hey, but it was not suppose to be the real thing! Just fun!

Bree: We’re in love.

Narrator: Are Bree and Kat really with Skeeter and D? What’s Ben and Jerry’s real intentions behind this?