Bree: I’m so glad you started liking me.

Skeeter: Me too.

Bree: We going clubbing tonight?

Skeeter: Uh…sorry I have to work.

Bree: Then I’ll go there…

Skeeter: NO! I mean, you’ll distract me okay?

Bree: All right…

Skeeter: Well I gotta get. [kisses Bree] Bye.

-Skeeter and Kat-

Kat: Skeeter, I’m so psyced we are finally together.

Skeeter: Yeah, without noisy Bree to get in our way. Just don’t tell her.

Kat: I know this is our secret. Are you going to break up with her?

Skeeter: Come on, Kat, we’re not even official.

Kat: Well Bree thinks different.

Skeeter: Well I can’t hurt her, she’s liked you for so long.

Kat: Try seven days. I’VE liked you for forever.

Skeeter: I know…but Kat, I don’t want to hurt her…

Kat: Too late you just did! I’ll tell her!

Skeeter: No!

-that night-

Bree: Some friend you are, Kat! With Skeeter?

Kat: Well he said he was going to break up with you!

Bree: Oh well, after all this we’re still single, and Skeeter’s gonna die.