Jerry: Hey look at this cute pig keychain [grabs off the desk]
Ben: coolio!
Jerry: Hey what's that stuff coming out of its Butt?
Ben: Hey where'd you find this?
Jerry: Hey, is this poop?
Skittles: yeah…
Bree: No J, He's blowing a bubble.
Jerry: [ glares at Bree] If looks could kill.
Ben: I've got a $%
&^#@ pig!
Jerry: Ah! You cussed I'm telling!
Ben: No way! I did not!
Jerry: Pig wants to poop on you!
Ben: Ew!! Jerry.
Jerry: What's that pig? [listens] you wanna poo on Ben?
Ben: Jerry it's a pig it ain't talking!
Jerry: Pig say what? Oh, you are such a cute little pig!
Kat: That is a gross pig! [giggles]
Ben: No it's cool!
Jerry: Pig poop? I wonder… Does it smell?
Ben: No! No! No!
Bree: Jerry!
Jerry: Ew!! [faints]