First, there's Ben He's a short little dude He always has to have his way, he has to win He's really rude. When he gets a low, low grade, his death he has made. When he gets mad at Jerry Cream, that to some is not a team.
Next is Jerry He's tall and dorky He's really hairy, hairy as I see He reminds me of the little pig porky. When he can't get a problem right, he asks Ben Ice for help alright. Then he somehow gets a date he trips in the night and is always late.
When they get together it's always so much fun. We have lots of laughs over all they've said and done.
They say the dumbest things They say the weirdest stuff And when they get all mad, they think they're really tough.
I can never have enough of them No one in our lives had had so much joy and we're really crazy over these two boys But school is almost over, the book is almost filled.
Everything from jokes to who they've killed and it makes me really sad and it makes me really mad and to think, I won't see them again next year.