Ben: Oh the funniest thing happened yesterday!

Jerry: You shoved peanuts up your nose?

Ben: No! I was on the church bus and this girl was carsick. Well she started throwing up out the window! And I was looking at the window and all of a sudden I saw chunks fly by my window! It flew back at the cars behind us and they were turning on their windshield wipers.

Jerry: Did it stink?

Ben: Badly. The van has the kind of windows that only go out two inches except for the front ones so we had to hold our breath! We ended up putting the sick people on a different.

Jerry: [face is green] I’m gonna blow chunks… [runs from classroom]