Narrator: We start in a far, far away town in a place called Earth. Ben Ice and Jerry Cream are there living peacefully. They are in Community Service.

Ben: It's hot! Why do we have to do this?

Jerry: Because we tried to rob a fish store duh.

Ben: I don't even know how you talked me into such a stupid idea.

Jerry: Why?

Ben: It's ruining my rep!

Jerry: What rep?

Ben: This one! [holds up a rake]

Narrator: Look, here comes a strange little men.

Jerry: Look at that ugly man! [points and slaps his face with hands]

Director: Cut! Cut! Jerry, go: "LOOK at THAT ugly MAN!" Kay?

Jerry: I need a break. When are we gonna be done?

Ben: Well if you said your lines right…

Director: Okay take five.

[Ben and Jerry walk to snack table. Bree and Kat are there]

Bree: When am I gonna get on the set?

Kat: Bree, it's not out scene yet!

Bree: When can it be our scene?

Ben: Kat, baby.

Kat: Ben. [hugs]

Bree: Ben talks, Kat listens. Bree talks, Kat doesn't listen!

Kat: Shut up! How does my character like you? You're a pig!

Bree: And you're a crab!

Kat: Cat!

Bree: Crab! Crab!

Kat: CAT!

Director: Time up! Places!

[on set]

Ben: That a ugly man!

Jerry: Yeah.

Ben: Uh…oh…ah…I…

Director: Cut! Ben. It's "Yes it is. That's it! Ben and Jerry is canceled!

Ben: No!

Bree: I haven't had my fifteen minutes of fame!

Kat: [dull] Cool.

[at cast party everyone is in their costume]

Policeman: So I said…that's my foot! [laughs]

Ben: [walks around] Shut up.

Kat: [in dress] Oh Bem!

Bree: I can't…believe it! I just got an offer to be on…Darcy's Lake! AH!

Kat: Have a nice life.

Jerry: Jerry want food. [hops like a monkey]

Ben: Come on Kat, let's go swim.

Kat: Kay.

Bree: I'm gonna be on Darcy!! [repeats twice]

Jerry: Jerry kill Bree.

Bree: Ah!

Narrator: The end of B&J's show.