Dan: What's that?
Jerry: [trying to hide the gun] um…
Dan: I just heard what you said and I want you to know I will get Kat back.
Ben: Dan, Calm down, Jerry put that, that thing up.
Jerry: I don't think so [waving the gun in Dan's face like a psycho maniac] And what's with you Ben? All Black, and the candles and crap? I swear!
Abs: [Coming in] What's going on?
Dan: [Stepping up to Abs.]Jerry was going to kill us for moving in on B& K.
Abs: I swear man, We love them more than you ever will.
Jerry: [Picking his nose] huh? Whatever [Ben and Jerry walk away]
Dan: Man. I scared them off, wee!
Abs: Uh, I think that was me.
Dan: I still don't have Kat.
[ Bree and Kat walk in]
Bree: Abs you put your life on the line for me!
Kat: Dan you really do love me!
Dan: Uh. I wouldn't go that far but…
Kat:[throws her ring down]
Bree: [throws hers down too] Sorry Abs but I'm only 15.
Abs: No biggie
next day
[Bree and Dan at the kitchen]
Bree: I'm really glad for you and Kat
Dan: [opening a peppermint pattie]uh huh, [taking a bite] oh that sensation I get whenever I bite into a peppermint pattie, yum!
Bree: Um, Daniel are you ok?
Dan: I'm lucky I even a sensation whenever I bite into a pattie. [laughs]
Bree: [mouth open] um… Daniel! TMI!TMI!
Abs: Hey you mates wanna go to a cocktail party for the band tonight?
Dan: Sure.
Bree: Great, I'll ask Kat [gets up and leaves]
Abs: Mate are we still on?
Dan: Tonight? Sure.
Abs: Yeah I feel like I'm betraying them for lying. I feel weird.
Dan: Me too. But its all good in the end.
at the party
Abs: Um…Bree, Kat me and Dan gotta go off.
Bree: Where? Why?
Abs: Don't worry, Bye!
Kat: They left us! I can't believe it.
Bree: We'll show them, come on we'll find real men.
[walk into a dark room a voice sinks into their head]
Voice: So can you tell me what woman really want?
[A hand slips behind Bree and pulls her into a dark closet before she can scream.]
Kat: Bree? Bree? Where are you? Come on who's there?
[Kat sees a figure in a chair ahead]
Voice: Honey step into the light.
[she steps into the light]
Voice: What are you 12?
Kat: No I'm 15.
Voice: You look 12.go!
Kat: I'm 15. What are you like 63?
Voice: No I'm 16.
Kat: What's your name?
Voice: Scottie Prinze the 3rd
Kat: Hi, I'm Kat Hodzenberry the 1st.
Scott: So do you wanna dance?
Kat: Sure.
Bree: Help! Help! What do you want?
Jerry: Its Jerry. Bree take me please!
Bree: [looks disgusted] Ew! Whatever.
Jerry: I know about your mom.
Bree: what about my mom?
Jerry: I know she don't want you.
Bree: Huh?[slaps Jerry]
Jerry: Ow! So can you tell me what women really want?
Bree: Not a nasty mean boy like you. Where's Kat?
Jerry: With Ben, but she don't know it.
Bree: What!
Jerry: I can't say…
Bee:[Looking sweetly at Jerry] Please…
Jerry: Ok well Ben's into like magic and he used it to change his appearance. So he's like a god to Kat And get her!
Bree: No! [starts to run]
Jerry: [Grabs her] No you don't. I'm not gonna be like Abs and let you go.[ drags Bree into the back of the closet]
Bree: No where's Kat?
Jerry: With Scottie Prinze the 3rd
Bree: [slaps Jerry and runs]
Bree: Abs! [making her way through the crowd] Abs!
Man: I got some Abs right here for you baby.
Bree: Ew! Nasty Get away!
Man: Don't you like it Peaches and cream?
Bree: Well [thinking] If you knew me you'd know… I'm not peaches and cream! I'm a sour pickle! [ kicks the man]
[Bree yells at Abs for having such a stupid party]
Bree: Abs!!
Abs: Huh?
Bree: Whereas Dan?
Abs: He's in the men's room getting ready.
Bree: Fine, tell him-
Abs: Man am I hungry! This food is phat!
Bree: Tell Daniel Kat's with another guy, Ben, but its Scottie Prinze the 3rd
Abs: Huh, ok…
[Abs runs to Daniel]
Abs: Man is that you?
Dan: Yeah.
Abs: Man, Kat's with some guy Scottie Prinze the third.
Dan: Funny,[mistakes Abs accent] Scottie Prinze the Turd?
Abs: Not the turd, the tu-rd!
Dan: Huh? The turd?
Abs: No Scott the Tu-rd…forget it go after her!
Dan: Ok [leaves with Abs]
Kat: [runs up to Dan] Dan, Its Ben he's like into some sorta witchcraft.
Dan: Ok I'm really confused.
Bree: Dan calm down. Abs told you right? Ben's wacko and Jerry…
Kat: You guys Ben's wacko get it? We live with him!
Dan: Forget him! Me and Abs have something to say!
Dan: [singing on his knees] I can give you more than Ben take my hand and try to understand that I'll be here for you, always, Just the way you want me to.
Abs: [rapping] And she's Miss California hottest thing of this Cookvegas! I like the way you brush your hair and I like those stylish clothes you where.
Abs and Dan: Girl your our Angels!
[Bree and Kat look @ each other and laugh]
[they leave Dan and Abs looking stupid]