Narrator; Ben, Jerry, Bree, Kat, Skeeter and Skittles have made plans to go to Cancun for Spring Break. After lying to their unapproving parents, they get in Jerry’s new jeep and Drive. Bree, Jerry and Skittles are in the front. The rest are in back. Kat has just smelt something terrible.
Kat: Oh my word, that’s that horrible smell?
Ben: Wasn’t me.
Kat: oh sure, I need my hairspray. My hair is dropping. [She turns around to grab her spray in the back]
Kat; Ah! Someone’s back there!
[Jerry pulls the car over and checks the back]
Bree: Booger boy? Get out! Ew!
Booger boy: But I wanna go with Kat. She’s single now.
Kat: I am not! I’m dating.
[Booger boy leaves crying]
Skeeter: Uh, Guys. I just realized something.
Kat: What? Gotta call Eddie on the big white phone?
Skeeter; No. Cancun is at the bottom of Mexico. Practically out on the ocean. It will take days to get there.
[car stops and everyone stares out in space "oh" they think]
Bree; Darn… good think we didn’t go too far. Let’s go to Panama Beach instead!
Jerry: Okay. Ben you make all the hotel reserves.
[3 hours later in the car]
Skeeter: I wanna drive. And I need a cigarette.
Jerry: Okay but Skittles is going in back.
Skittles: I refuse to sit next to Kat. She pushed me remember?
Bree; But I’ve been stuck up here up front with you all day!
{Skittles gets mad and gets in the back]
[in Panama City]
Jerry: Here we are, the Panama Hotel!
Kat: It’s a motel and it’s dirty. Look! [they get out and go in]
Bree: spring Break is gonna suck. We’re stuck in this awful small motel room.
[they look outside, it starts to rain]
Skeeter: Oh no. Could this holiday get any worse?
[Skeeter’s cell phone rings]
Skeeter: Hello? Uh…sorry…ok bye. [hangs up]
I forgot, I’m not supposed to leave town until this rape crap blows over.
Bree: No, we can’t leave. We have to meet guys and be wild and free!
Kat; I’m not going home.
[Skeeter sits down, sighs]
Skeeter; Nutin to do. I’m bored.
Skittles: Shut-up and stop complaining.
Skeeter: Ok big mouth. Just b/c you can’t get a guy doesn’t mean you can tell me what to do!
Ben: Guys, we’ll just go home.
[Bree and Kat look outside.]
Bree: Oh, look at that…yum!
Kat: I want a piece of that! I want some!
[They are drooling on the window]
Bree: I just wanna lick that up and eat it!
Kat: I wonder how big it is…
Bree: I f it tastes good!
Jerry: Tell me you are talking about Peanuts!
Kat: [laughs] uh, no.
Bree: Ice cream what else?
Kat; Let’s get some.
[they leave]
Narrator: Unbelievably, Bree and Kat force everyone to have fun and swim in the rain. But no ones not having fun.
Jerry: I think sneeze I’m sick!
Kat: This is vacation. SO HAVE FUN!!!
Bree: Yeah, get dates.
Ben: You girls have taken this singles thing to well….
Kat: Well get ready, we’re invited to a party!
Skeeter: I really have to go home or I’ll go to jail.
Skittles; Me too. Bree and Kat should have come alone. I’m not gonna hang with any losers in a motel room/
[everyone but Bree and Kat start to leave]
Bree: Yeah, but Skittles. You’ll hang with Slutty guys all night here!
Kat: Where are you going? how are we gonna get home?
Jerry: Call a cab.
Bree: We can’t call our parents.
Kat: We could call Dan or Abs.
Bree: How about we don’t and say we did.
Kat: that’s not gonna help us!
Bree: Maybe Marc can help us.
Kat: He went home.
Bree: Ok, well I hate to do this but Let’s call that dude from the beach.
Kat: D…D…Ducky?
Narrator: So they call the hot guy from the rainy beach.
Bree: [hangs up] Ok Ducky’s on his way.
Kat: I call shotgun!
Bree; No I already did!
[Ducky pulls up in his Red Honda civic]
[Bree and Kat fight their way outside]
Kat; No1 [pushes Bree in the mud]
Bree: You D-[ pull Kat down with her]
Kat: But I wanna sit up front1[they throw mud at each other]
Bree: My hair! [Bree jumps on Kat and tries to strangle her]
[Ducky jumps out in the rain]
Ducky: Stop! [Bree and Kat stop and smile at him]
Bree: D- Ucky? Not that your "ucky" your hot. Not that your hot….man.
Kat: Hm…Hi! [giggles]
Ducky: Hello young ladies. Go inside and wash-up. If you think your getting in my car like that….uh no.
Kat; ok. [walks inside] its so nice of you to take us home.
Ducky: No prob. [they clean up and drive home. Both are in back.]
Bree: thanks [smiles]
Kat: yeah, thanks Ducky.
Bree; We’ll see you again, right?
Ducky: I guess, yeah.
Kat: Good come over tomorrow.
[they climb out and stand in awe. They are at Skeeter’s]
[Ben, Jerry and Skeeter run out]
Kat;Oh…[smiles]
Ben: We were so worried.
Bree: I’m in love! [Skeeter knocks Bree on the back of her head] Ow!
Skeeter; that’s Ducky. He’s a big player. Girls…no…no.
Kat: Don’t worry He’s mine.
Jerry: No you and Bree are supposed to end up with Ben and I.
Bree: Ducky’s mine!
Kat: No, He’s mine.
Narrator: So spring break was boring. A player has come in between the girls. Who will get Ducky? Is the whole Abs and Dan thing over?