Ben: {sings solo} What’s up pussy cat! Whoa woo…[turns to Kat] Whats, up pussy Kat, yeah! Choose me, pretty Kat! Yeah!

Kat: [turns red} I thought he was over me.
Bree: I thought so too What happened to Loralie?

Kat: I don’t know…so, what are you gonna do for Valentine’s Day?
Bree: Nothing with no one.

Kat: That means, something with someone. I can’t wait to see what Dan has planned. [smiles]

Bree: Tickets to the super bowl most likely.

Kat: You know?
Bree: No, I don’t.

Kat: But you live with him! Tell me please!

Bree: I don’t know!

[Ben at home]

Ben: [writing a note] Dearest, I love you with every bone in my body...please take me. [phone rings] Hello? Hi Jerry.

Jerry: What’s up?
Ben: Writing a love note to Kat.

Jerry: Me too! Mine’s to Bree!

Ben: I can’t wait, I hope she’ll be my Valentine.

Jerry: I doubt it. They have boyfriends.

[they both sigh]

[Kat at Dan’s house]

Kat: So…what do you have planned for Valentines?

Dan: I don’t know. When it’s closer, I’ll think.

Kat: It’s next week!

Dan: Oh then we’ll…[phone rings] saved by the bell or…ring…[snickers] Hello? Hey Abs…no Bree is out with her mom…k bye.

Kat: You forgot all about Valentines Day! Don’t talk to me until you do! Bye! [leaves]

[Bree and Abs on the phone]

Bree: When are you coming home…[whines]

Abs: Maybe I can come home on the 14^th.

Bree: Valentines!

Abs: Uh…I guess.

Bree: [squeals] I can’t wait! You do know its Valentines next week.

Abs: I guess…gotta go bye! [hangs up] Scott! I forgot about Valentines day!

Scott: Your loss. Bree won’t mind…NOT!

[Bree and Kat mad at Kat’s]

Kat: Dumb Dan.

Bree: Mad, stupid Abs. I hate guys.

Kat: Forgot the special love day…

Bree: Valentines…[grumbles]

Kat: I’m not talking to him ever!

Bree: Me too!

[Ben and Jerry writing their notes]

Ben: I’m done! Mine is awesome!

Jerry: Mine too! Read it!

Ben: [coughs and smiles] "Be mine" now yours!

Jerry: [smiles] "Be mine".

Ben: You stole my love words to Kat!

Jerry: I did not!

Ben: I’m redoing mine!

Jerry: So am I!