-Gang At a Talent Show-

Ben: [on stage] Caper Denim! Siez the day! Do you jump into life or let it pass you by? Do you-

Skeeter: [from the crowd] Boo! Get off the stage!

[Ben runs off crying; Kat comes on stage]

Kat: [music starts and she sings "I’m a slave for you"] All you people look at me like I’m a little girl, well did you ever think that it would be okay for me to step into this world…

Ellen: [runs onstage] I should be the star! Not you, Kat Hodzenberry!

Kat: Get off! You’re ruining my act!

[Dan and Abs come on stage and pull the fighting girls apart off stage in separate ways]

Jerry: [walks on stage] I will now show you how many peanuts I can shove in my mouth! [starts shoving peanuts in his mouth]

Director: [from back stage] Next act!

Jerry: [spits out peanuts] I’m not done! This takes talent!

Dan: Come on, dude. [pulls Jerry off who is kicking and screaming]

Bree: [comes on] Oh Romeo, Romeo! Where for art thou Romeo? [silence] No where! You left me! [screaming] I will win! No more love for me! oh no! From now on, I’ll play the guys! Oh yes! [Dan drags her offstage] Unhand me you filthy pig!

Mr. Focker: [comes on stage half in tears] Well our talent show was truly interesting.

-Curtains Close-