Jerry: Want water Ben?

Ben: No.

Jerry: But the human body needs water! I learned that in science!

Bree: Why won’t you take some water?

Ben: Water is bad.

Kat: Says who?

Ben: Me.

Jerry: Why is it bad?

Ben: It’s my theory.

Bree: And it it…?

Ben: Well I read once the body is 90% water so basically drinking water is like cannibalism, drinking your friends.