Jerry: Ben…sign it please. Than you [moves around the room to everyone] Kat…sign this…thank you…Bree…sign this…thank you.

Mr. Focker: Please be quiet and sit down, people. This is not the time to sign yearbooks.

-Jerry's House-

Jerry: [opens yearbook and reads his signatures]

"Jerry, you're a great friend, dude. I'll miss you when I leave man never forget BK! Such hotties! -Ben"

Jerry: Ah Ben…what a guy! Oh meow!

"Jerry, hey ya! I guess we never really go to know one another. Maybe next year…Luv-Kat"

Jerry: Oh Kat…Ben's Kat…she loved us so [tear falls]

"Jerry, hello again. The turtle will live on forever! Stay stellar!- Bree"

Jerry: My Bree Bree! [puts his head on his hand and cries]

-Ben's House-

Ben: Let's see what we've got here…

"Ben, oh man! These good byes really get to me! You can't go away! We've got sights to see! Girls to win! What will BK think? Love Ya Dude-Jerry

Ben: Ah Jerry…what a dude. Oh! Meow!

"Ben, oh Ben, how can I say it…you're a great guy and I'm gonna miss you when you're gone. When I don't seem to notice you, it's not personal. You're cool Luv-Kat"

Ben: Oh Kat…my Kat. She loves me so…

"Ben, gosh. We'll all miss you. I'll be sure to take care of Jerry for you. By the way, how does he feel about me? Love-Bree"

Ben: Jerry's Bree Bree...oh…[starts to cry but hold it back]

-Bree's House-

Bree: Wanna see what B&J wrote?

Kat: Sure [reads Bree's yearbook] "Dear Bree, aloha! I think that's how you spell it. Do you have a boyfriend? Cuz…uh…I was just wondering…uh…HAGS! Love, no I mean…Like-Jerry"

Bree: How many times does it take the guy to say like? Hee hee.

Kat: Here: [hands Bree the annual; and reads hers] "Dear Kat, my kitten, er…no. I wish I didn't have to go but that's the Facts of Life. We're just a bunch of people who are Young and Restless and these are the Days of Our Lives. Stay lovely. HAGS! Love- Ben"

Bree: Oh boy. I'm gonna cry.

Kat: Me too.

Bree: Ben watches too many soap operas.

Kat: Yea…

[they burst out laughing]