Quotes (Page 19)!

  1. "Lor, you"ve got that "I"m going to do something stupid" look." ~Tish Katsufrakus
  2. "When in doubt, accessorize." ~The Mysterious Masked Avenger of Evil
  3. "Texas is a comforting place. In a trashy sort of way." ~My grandmother
  4. "When will men learn that all races are inferior to robots?" ~Bender
  5. "There"s a fine line between confident and deranged." ~Lor McQuarrie
  6. "There is no "you" in "me"." ~Lor McQuarrie
  7. "These two are the same hand, so they"re obviously not a pair." ~Mrs. Ostazeski, sorting gloves
  8. "It had a quote on it; I had to keep it." ~Gesture
  9. "My hair was caught in my giant pirate earrings. I like them. They"re huge. And pirate-y. And they make me feel a little Spanish." ~Gesture
  10. "Is it weird if you can feel yourself being quoted? I think it is." ~Lily
  11. "He"s so fat. He just looks like his aura is thicker... ::wail!:: My cat is fat." ~Lily
  12. "I don't know much about art, but I know what I like. And I like stuff with arms." ~Tino Tonitini
  13. "When we come back, I'll notify you of your return to our coverage of the Republican National Convention." ~The Daily Show announcer
  14. "There's nothing good on the television; let's burn a witch. It must have been terribly exciting to live in those times." ~John Cleese
  15. "A.Q., Keyes remembered, stood for [Idiot] Quotient. Skip Wiley had a well-known theory that the quality of life declined in direct proportion to the [Idiot] Quotient. According to Wiley"s reckoning, Miami had 134 total [idiots] per square mile, giving it the worst A.Q. in North America. In second place was Aspen, Colorado (101), with Malibu Beach, California, finishing third at 97." ~Carl Hiaasen, Tourist Season
  16. "Some of the smartest people I know work in [journalism]. And some of the screwiest. That"s what happens when you chase the truth for too long; you finally catch up with it and you"re never the same. Screwed up for life." ~Brian Keyes
  17. "In [journalism], you learn that sanity, not insanity, is the greater riddle " and there"s nothing so menacing as a sane person suddenly alerted to his own fate." ~Skip Wiley
  18. "You don't know what a semi-colon does... sort of like my act." ~Rob Cantrell
  19. "I will dance and frolic with my Fronkeys from here to eternity." ~Rob Cantrell
  20. "I got booted out third, but to me [Last Comic Standing] was a lot like Rambo II...I don't really remember much...there was rats, people bombing, screaming, yelling, and a middle aged guy with a shaved chest got beat by somebody from the Viet Cong." ~Rob Cantrell
  21. "The basis of optimism is sheer terror." ~Oscar Wilde
  22. "We women, as someone says, love with our ears, just as you men love with your eyes, if you ever love at all." ~Duchess of Monmouth
  23. "Fate always wins" At least, when people stick to the rules." ~Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
  24. "According to the philosopher Ly Tin Wheedle, chaos is found in greatest abundance wherever order is being sought. It always defeats order, because it is better organized." ~Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
  25. "We"ve got the only librarian who can rip off your arm with his leg. People respect that." ~Archchancellor Mustrum Ridcully
  26. "I hate it when people are nice to me. It means something bad is going to happen." ~Rincewind
  27. "Rincewind could scream* for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four. [*This is important. Inexperienced travelers might think that "Aargh!" is universal, but in Betrobi it means "highly enjoyable" and in Howondaland it means, variously, "I would like to eat your foot," "Your wife is a big hippo," and "Hello, Thinks Mr. Purple Cat." One particular tribe has a fearsome reputation for cruelty merely because prisoners appear, to them, to be shouting "Quick! Extra boiling oil!"]" ~Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
  28. "Hit a man too hard and you can only hit him once; hit him just hard enough and you can rob him every week." ~The Thieves" Guild Rules to Live By
  29. "I"ll tell you this! I"d rather trust me than history! Oh, [smeg], did I just say that?" ~Rincewind
  30. "The world had too many heroes and didn"t need another one. Whereas the world had only one Rincewind and he owed it to the world to keep this one alive for as long as possible." ~Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
  31. "Once again a foot kicked Rincewind in the kidneys, making its usual explicit request in the Esperanto of brutality." ~Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
  32. "Once you were in the hands of a Grand Vizier, you were dead. Grand Viziers were always scheming megalomaniacs. It was probably in the job description: "Are you a devious, plotting, unreliable madman? Ah, good, then you can be my most trusted minister."" ~Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
  33. "From; that was the most important factor in any mindless escape. You were always running from. To could look after itself." ~Rincewind"s Rules to Live By
  34. "I don"t see why everyone depends on me. I"m not dependable. Even I don"t depend on me, and I"m me." ~Rincewind
  35. "Of course, it was only a temporary measure, but Rincewind had always considered that life was no more than a series of temporary measures strung together." ~Terry Pratchett, Interesting Times
  36. "Yes, whenever you come across a king where everyone says, "Oo, he was a good king all right," you can bet your sandals he was a great big bearded [jerk] who broke heads a lot and laughed about it. Hey? But some king who just passed decent little laws and read books and tried to look intelligent..."Oh," they say, "oh, he was all right, a bit wet, not what I"d call a proper king." That"s people for you." ~Cohen the Barbarian
  37. "Rincewind"s a weasel, but he"s our weasel." ~Cohen the Barbarian
  38. "[Pandora was created] To be a pretty package on the outside, but a terrible [witch] on the inside." ~My Women in Antiquity professor
  39. ""Brethren." No one wants to say that." ~A girl in my Tech Writing class
  40. "You don"t need to add "M" to the end. If you do, it"s not evil, it"s just unnecessary." ~My Chem professor
  41. "To make it difficult for new-comers. Keeps the club small." ~My Calc discussion professor on why there are so many words for the same thing
  42. "Won"t it be dull when we rid ourselves of all these demons haunting us to keep us company? Won"t it be odd when we"re happy like we always thought we were supposed to feel but never seemed to be?" ~BNL, "War on Drugs"
  43. "They say Jesus and mental health are just for those who can help themselves." ~BNL, "War on Drugs"
  44. "[Luigi] had no real hopes of thrilling the world; all he truly prayed for was that it would stop laughing at him." ~S. Morgenstern, The Silent Gondoliers
  45. "You"re a stupid and terrible person because you do not appreciate the corners of apartments." ~Blooregard Q. Kazoo
  46. "I'm sorry...I'm loyal to my newsie." ~Meg deciding to vote for Christian Bale in the Hottie Tournament
  47. "Some people have an inner child that speaks to them. I have an inner old man who just yells random [stuff] at me all day." ~Rob Cantrell
  48. "I have fantasies of burning down an insurance company just so THEY have to make a claim..." ~Alonzo Bodden
  49. "If you're 26 years old and you're waking up under Star Wars sheets, the Force is not with you." ~Gary Gulman
  50. "If you want to heat your home by burning hydrogen atoms, you"d better be [darned] careful." ~My Chem professor
  51. "When your head hits that ice, you"ll know [darned] well that the molecular bonds are stronger in the solid state than they are in the liquid one." ~My Chem professor dicussing diving into Lake Eerie in December
  52. "Parents are just as big of freaks as normal people." ~Tino Tonitini
  53. "Two things they talk about a lot in the Bible are wine...and [stuff] that"s hard to believe. I think the wine came first." ~Dwayne Kennedy
  54. "As part of my staff restructuring program, I'm having them liquidated"Relax, it's just a technical term. Means I'm turning them into soup." ~Chuckles the Silly Piggy
  55. "Honey, remind me to get you another brain cell. TO KEEP THE ONE YOU'VE GOT COMPANY!!" ~Lula
  56. "Surrender, foul piggy, or I'll...TIDY UP!" ~Dave the Barbarian
  57. "Suppose phi were zero. You"d be at the North Pole. You"re a bear." ~My Calc discussion professor
  58. "A lot of people were still dancing around in bearskins and living in caves in other parts of the world." ~My Women in Antiquity professor on Minoan Krete
  59. "[If you ask me what happened during a class you skipped,] I will direct you to go to a location which is perpetually exothermic." ~My Chem professor
  60. "We arbitrarily and capriciously say..." ~My Chem professor
  61. "Do not let a woman with a sexy rump deceive you with wheedling and coaxing words; she is after your barn." ~Hesiod
  62. "The memory of Kalliope, the epic Muse, is erratic and selective...She sings, like Achilles, klea andron, the famous deeds of men, but magnificent though her song may be, we cannot take it as truth unless it is confirmed by her sister Kleio, the Muse of History." ~Bernard Knox
  63. "You can take the evil out of the lake, but you can"t take the lake out of the evil." ~Ron Stoppable
  64. "Just because I"m paranoid doesn"t mean Gill isn"t out to get me." ~Ron Stoppable
  65. "I think I"m a beaver. I guess when you plunge head-first into a toxic hole, you never know what you"re going to get." ~Ron Stoppable
  66. "This elephant totally copped a "tude with me." ~Ron Stoppable
  67. "Toss me the monkey noggin!" ~Duff Killian
  68. "You can't take your tricycle to a restaurant opening. It's just not done." ~Ron Stoppable
  69. "The beauty of nature is great, but you can"t get chili-cheese fries." ~Tino Tonitini
  70. "Heights don't bother me...It's falling and cracking my skull that freaks me out." ~Jason Marsden
  71. "If it"s not important to be right, then why do they grade tests?" ~Lor McQuarrie
  72. "Did I just hear an "Oh, no" from a man with a power saw?" ~Jesse Katsopolis
  73. "There"s a whole lot of singing that"s never gonna be heard, disappearing every day without so much as a word." ~Patty Griffin, "Top of the World"
  74. "Hey! This is no way for troubadours of love to behave!" ~Ron Stoppable
  75. "Not bad like, "it won"t work," bad like "E-vil"." ~Tino Tonitini
  76. "If there were ever two sentences that you will not respond well to, "Don"t move. There"s a snake behind your foot," is it." ~Warren Hutcherson
  77. "It"s drunk." ~Guy in my Tech Writing class on Hurricane Ivan
  78. "Grams per inch cubed. That"s an interesting unit. Half metric, half stupid." ~My Chem discussion instructor
  79. "He was comfortable in seven-dimensional space. He has obviously...lost everything." ~My Calc discussion professor on a PhD candidate he listened in on
  80. "A small house pet could do this computation." ~My Calc discussion professor on a particularly easy derivative
  81. "Guys, Tino's broken!" ~Carver DesCartes
  82. "You are so prone to big-headiness." ~Kim Possible to Ron Stoppable
  83. "Don"t know that I agree, but I admire your passion." ~Ron Stoppable
  84. "I"m an old reluctant gypsy; I don't like campin' anymore" ~Vernon Rust and Keith Urban, "Out on My Own"
  85. "Wade, we"re free-falling off a cliff. This is no time for "Oops."" ~Ron Stoppable
  86. "Oh, great googly mooglies, what is in my mouth?!" ~Ron Stoppable
  87. "Mom! Quit scaring my friends with cake!" ~Tino Tonitini
  88. "You didn"t ruin it, you just didn"t un-ruin it." ~Carver Descartes
  89. "Life makes sense until you talk to Carver, doesn"t it?" ~Tino Tonitini
  90. "It"s more than a tad. Try five tads and fifteen smidgeons." ~Carver Descartes
  91. "Some assert that a troop of horsemen, some of foot-soldiers, some a fleet of ships is the most beautiful thing on the dark earth; but I assert that it is whatever anyone loves." ~Sappho, Poem 16
  92. "...as I look briefly at you, so can I no longer speak at all, my tongue is silent, broken, a silken fire suddenly has spread beneath my skin, with my eyes I see nothing, my hearing hums, a cold sweat grips me, a trembling seizes me entire, more pale than grass am I, I seem to myself to be little short of dead." ~Sappho, Poem 31
  93. "If I could thwack you with a rubber band, that I might do. But I won"t." ~My Chem professor
  94. "Pardon my inability to count. Ten points off for me." ~My Chem professor
  95. "I"m gonna load up my ionization gun and shoot it at the scandium atom. POW!" ~My Chem professor
  96. "Again, I want you to sign an exclusion clause. I don"t want you to go home and kill yourself and say, "My [darn] Chemistry teacher told me to do this."" ~My Chem professor
  97. "If you mix up liquid hydrazine and liquid oxygen, let me know. I wanna get the [Tartarus] away." ~My Chem professor
  98. "Atoms, ions, and molecules don"t give a damn what we think " never have, never will." ~My Chem professor
  99. "It's no good pretending that any relationship has a future if your record collections disagree violently or if your favorite films wouldn't even speak to each other if they met at a party." ~Nick Hornby
  100. "Time travel: It"s a cornucopia of disturbing concepts." ~Ron Stoppable

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