Quotes (Page 20)!

  1. "I was just impaled on a jelly bean." ~Duncan Fletcher
  2. "I think that"s really what you did wrong " you trusted people." ~Jon Stewart
  3. "Some people look at a glass and see it as half-full. Others look at a glass and call it a dragon." ~Jon Stewart
  4. "Dumb is "Oh my god, I ate soap."" ~Jon Stewart
  5. "You can take it the dirty way, or you can take it the not dirty way, which I"m going to do now." ~Jon Stewart
  6. "It"s nice to know that [God] can destroy us in a myriad of ways." ~Jon Stewart on hurricanes and volcanoes
  7. "I"m not [jerky], I just have no patience for [nonsense]." ~Kat
  8. "Do you live in a cartoon?" ~Margaret Wyborn
  9. "When in doubt, take derivatives." ~My Calc discussion professor
  10. "This skill exists when teachers are really old." ~My Calc discussion professor on linearization
  11. "I didn"t lie. There"s always a prize in this class." ~My Calc discussion professor
  12. "This is like politics. If you sit around and try hard enough, you can make the "facts" say anything you want them to." ~My Chem discussion instructor on "periodic trends"
  13. "I can read the chapter over and over if I want repetition." ~A guy in my Tech Writing class
  14. "Really... just cause it's called 911 doesn't mean that's the number? I mean, 711 don't get me 7-11." ~"Ron Stoppable" on ronstoppable.net
  15. "You'd think the whole 'save the world' thing would count for sumthin in school. I'm not trying to be pushy, just... ya know, a free pretzel or sumthin' would be cool." ~"Ron Stoppable" on ronstoppable.net
  16. "Wait! You"re not hallucinating! I"m a real loser!" ~Ron Stoppable, trying to pick up a couple of young ladies
  17. "Rufus, I think I"m having the most awesome geek dream ever!" ~Ron Stoppable stumbling across the Fearless Ferret"s lair
  18. "Wait! Stop! I just wanna punch you!" ~Blooregard Q. Kazoo
  19. "Between the two of us, we"ve got one brain." ~Rich Halke
  20. "You wait until the blender and I are about to mix it up to mention this...?!" ~Ron Stoppable to a stereo
  21. "I hate to approve of dishonesty. Except when it works and nobody notices..." ~Ron Stoppable
  22. "Never be normal." ~Ron Stoppable
  23. "Sit back and take your embarrassment like a man." ~Richie Foley
  24. "Silence can hold more pain than the loudest cries." ~Theban in "Antigone"
  25. "All happiness must be crowned with wisdom." ~Theban in "Antigone"
  26. "Sex is like riding a bike without training wheels: if you try too soon, you"ll fall off and break your head." ~Eric Matthews
  27. "I am so over blondes! No novelty value whatsoever!" ~Ron Stoppable after living in Norway for a couple of days
  28. "Math is great if you learn how to do it. I never got that far." ~My Chem professor
  29. "This is patriarchy gone mad." ~My Women in Antiquity professor on marriage and inheritance laws in Classical Athens
  30. "Anyone who knows anything about electron density knows that an oxygen oxen can pull harder than two hydrogen horses any day." ~My Chem professor
  31. "Who"s better? Oxygen oxen or sulfur sheep? It"s a lot of FON to think about molecular polarity!" ~My Chem professor
  32. "Are you here, Coulomb? If Coulomb ever leaves, we"re sunk." ~My Chem professor
  33. "This is a Coulombic no-no." ~My Chem professor
  34. "How many basketballs can you glue to a bee bee?" ~My Chem professor on molecular bonding
  35. "What do these look like? Are they circles? Are they squares? Are they gerbils?" ~My Calc discussion professor on level curves
  36. "[Mr. John Dashwood] was not an ill-disposed young man, unless to be rather cold-hearted and rather selfish is to be ill-disposed." ~Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility
  37. "Like him! I can feel no sentiment of approbation inferior to love." ~Mrs. Dashwood
  38. "Mama, the more I know of the world, the more am I convinced that I shall never see a man whom I can really love. I require so much!" ~Marianne Dashwood
  39. "It was only necessary to mention any favourite amusement to engage [Marianne Dashwood] to talk. She could not be silent when such points were introduced, and she had neither shyness nor reserve in their discussion." ~Jane Austen, Sense and Sensibility
  40. "[Colonel] Brandon is just the kind of man whom everybody speaks well of, and nobody cares about; whom all are delighted to see, and nobody remembers to talk to." ~John Willoughby
  41. "I love to be reminded of the past, Edward. Whether it be melancholy or gay, I love to recall it; and you will never offend me by talking of former times." ~Marianne Dashwood
  42. "I suspect that to avoid one kind of affection, Edward here falls into another. Because he believes many people pretend to more admiration than they really feel and is disgusted with such pretensions, he affects greater indifference and less discrimination in viewing them himself than he possesses. He is fastidious and will have an affectation of his own." ~Elinor Dashwood
  43. "When I was corrected, which wasn"t often, I knew an intense happiness because someone for the first time in my life was trying to make me into a good person, one who could learn things." ~Lestat de Lioncourt
  44. "Always I"d felt that I couldn"t be a good human being and defeat [my family]. To be good meant to be defeated by them. Unless of course I found a more interesting idea of goodness." ~Lestat de Lioncourt
  45. "Only the impossible can do the impossible." ~Nicolas de Lenfent
  46. "I"ve lived all these years among those who create nothing and change nothing. Actors and musicians"they"re saints to me...You don"t understand. I"m speaking of the character of human beings, not what they believe in. I"m speaking of those who won"t accept a useless lie, just because they were born to it. I mean those who would be something better. They work, they sacrifice, they do things..." ~Lestat de Lioncourt
  47. "The universe will catch up with us. We will get caught." ~Cory Matthews
  48. "Did you hear that? I"m gonna be okay in this world. I don"t have to be a criminal." ~Sean Hunter
  49. "Why is everyone in the future ripped?" ~Ron Stoppable
  50. "You will never see a stranger sight." ~Ron Stoppable as an army of naked mole rats charged into battle with an army of monkey ninjas
  51. "Beadcraft ladies can be so cruel." ~Tino Tonitini
  52. "Do laundry? In a Laundromat? Well, that"s just crazy talk." ~Tino Tonitini
  53. "When was it that I become so soft? This sentimentality doesn"t look good on me." ~Steven Page and Ed Robertson, "Thanks That Was Fun"
  54. "I"m not antisocial, and it"s nothing that"s reproachful. It"s just natural " it"s only me." ~Steven Page and Ed Robertson, "It"s Only Me (The Wizard of Magicland)"
  55. "I"ll name my first born son"s pet after you if you move [the course wrap-up] up. To like next week sometime." ~A guy in my Tech Writing class
  56. "You"re not to hear the things which face to face you"re going to see." ~Euripides in Aristophanes" Thesmophoriazusae
  57. "Expect me not to bear your burdens; that were foolishness indeed. Each man must bear his sorrows for himself. And troubles, when they come, must needs be met by manful acts, and not by shifty tricks." ~Agathon in Aristophanes" Thesmophoriazusae
  58. "I can live without God. I can even come to live with the idea that there is no life after. But I do not think I could go on if I did not believe in the possibility of goodness. Instead of mocking me for once, why don"t you tell me what you believe?" ~Lestat de Lioncourt
  59. "Good thing we found the de-bonding tool. I don"t think I could have spent another day as an appendage." ~Ron Stoppable
  60. "Don"t men drink in Parliament?...But I"m sure they do, by Artemis, I am! and strong stuff too. Only look at the laws they pass and it"s obvious they"d never pass such things unless very drunk." ~First Woman in Aristophanes" Ecclesiazusae
  61. "When all a man wants is set free to his hand, what becomes of the law of supply and demand?" ~Praxagora
  62. "Ou phrontis Hippokleidei." ~Greek phrase meaning "Hippocleides doesn"t care," a byword for "cheerful insouciance in the face of social disapproval"
  63. "Parodic writing can be defined as triangular desire " the desire of a subject (parodist) only projected into a text (parodying) by the detour of another text (parodied)." ~Claude Leroy
  64. "Not doing art because you're afraid of a reaction is practically anti-art. Might as well smack the Muse and tell her to go make you a sandwich, fer cryin' out loud." ~Ursula Vernon
  65. "The minute I sit down and think "Okay, this must be KID SAFE!" my Muse develops Tourrette's and goes to lunch with Clive Barker, and my mind plunges into the gutter and I draw an appalling blank on anything that is not violent, gory, profanity laden, or depraved. So I think the only way I can ever do kid's books if I plan not to do kid's books. If that makes any sense." ~Ursula Vernon
  66. "Every now and again, a painting will get away from my control and take over. Sometimes it's a good thing. Sometimes it's a giant drooling hairy thing with pointy teeth. You know how it is." ~Ursula Vernon
  67. "I have an affect on women - spend a few weeks with me and shave thirty points off their IQ." ~Rich Halke
  68. "My advice: be totally anc completely sincere...That"s not something I practice, but I think it may work on you." ~Ron Stoppable
  69. "Run! Run like the wind, little mole rat!" ~Ron Stoppable
  70. "How do you buy happiness without money?" ~Ron Stoppable
  71. "Nothing worth having comes without some kind of fight/Got to kick at the darkness till it bleeds daylight." ~Bruce Cockburn, "Lovers in a Dangerous Time"
  72. "Try to follow me, here. It"s a scientific fact that it is impossible for guys to be friends with women without wanting to have sex with them. However, the amazing thing is that girls can be friends with guys and never want to have sex with them...No, it"s absolutely true - I"ve had tons of women friends, and none of them ever wanted to sleep with me." ~Rich Halke
  73. "She"s not with me! I"m here! And captured!" ~Ron Stoppable
  74. "Forget danger, woman! Your lies put me behind on my trick-or-treating! I"ll never get that time back!" ~Ron Stoppable
  75. "[Colin Firth] makes haughty so [darned] sexy." ~Sharon McGuire
  76. "I like playing strange characters. Some people might say it has something to do with a hidden part of myself, but I think it's a lot simpler than that: normal people are just not very interesting." ~Colin Firth
  77. "I can't understand it. I've never tried harder not to be sexy in my life." ~Colin Firth on post-Pride & Prejudice hysteria
  78. "Honestly, folks, I think my brain is broken." ~Jon Stewart
  79. "Religion - a powerful healing force in a world torn apart by...religion." ~Jon Stewart
  80. "Election night 2004: Prelude to a recouont" ~Title of the 2004 Daily Show election special
  81. "I need to have myself a rocking party with just me and this essay, but AIM seems to have butted in and ruined the intimacy." ~Duckie
  82. "This will only hurt for a second!" ~Blooregard Q. Kazoo
  83. "Donde esta ese pollo loco?!" ~Eduardo
  84. "I"m sorry, that is not okay." ~Wilt
  85. "Bloo hungy. Me want chicky tonight." ~Blooregard Q. Kazoo
  86. "I don"t get all yelly!" ~Eduardo
  87. "I think that the greatest thing about playing Ron is knowing you can never go too big." ~Will Friedle
  88. "Jim, Tim, there will be no surgery at the dinner table." ~Dr. Mr. Possible
  89. "Nobody"s home? Goodbye pants." ~Eric Matthews
  90. "Jack, I think she"s a witch. And not a good witch like Glenda, but a bad witch like with the monkeys." ~Eric Matthews
  91. "She belongs to El Diablo." ~Eric Matthews
  92. "She"s a witch, she talks to the devil, and apparently I"m standing between her and the portal to [Tartarus]." ~Eric Matthews
  93. "It"s absolutely ridiculous that we live without an ozone layer. We have scientists, we had rockets, we have saran wrap." ~Lewis Black
  94. "The Virgin Mary...We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story." ~Greg Giraldo
  95. "All the evidence we need that God is angry with us is Justin Timberlake"s career." ~Greg Giraldo
  96. "Sorry, but prepare to get suckulated!" ~Wilt
  97. "Give me Carmel corn, or give me death!" ~Richie Foley
  98. "I would like it to be clearly understood that this book is not wacky. Only dumb redheads in fifties' sitcoms are wacky...No, it's not zany, either." ~Terry Pratchett on Equal Rites
  99. "I'll do it in four years. It's awesome that I can say that and not be a procrastinator." ~Kenny
  100. "I think politics makes people stupid. I don't mean just the politicians, I mean the constituents." ~Kenny

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