Quotes (Page 38)!

  1. 'New Yorkers think they've cornered the market on psychopaths. They don't know Florida.' ~Jim Tile
  2. 'In a world turning to [garbage], why were so many people still having children? Maybe it was a fad, like CB radios and Cabbage Patch dolls. Or maybe these men and women didn't understand the full implications of reproduction. More victims, thought Bud Schwartz, the last [darn] thing we need.' ~Carl Hiaasen, Native Tongue
  3. "I should warn you that, while Frasier is a Freudian, I am a Jungian, so there'll be no blaming mother today." ~Dr. Niles Crane
  4. "The little rat is scintillating!" ~Dr. Frasier Crane
  5. "What's it called when a hellhole hits a cataclysm? A catastro[phrack]. I just coined that, didn't I?" ~Jon Stewart
  6. "The thing that irked me...was that he skipped out on a Danger Room session. When has he ever done that? He's Cyclops, he doesn't skip Danger Room sessions, he probably has a cot to sleep in there so he won't be late." ~Guy in the Facebook group Cyclops is WAY Cooler than Wolverine
  7. 'It's like taking my name in vain. Now I know how God feels.' ~Hillary
  8. 'Oh... I just got quoted.' ~Hillary
  9. 'I don't care about which spirit ladies do what to which Cajuns, I'm here to stop a wedding.' ~Wolverine
  10. 'See, if you go, Dad and I will kill each other. I'm not just tossing out hyperbole here, I'm speaking in the most literal sense, Dad and I, both dead. He'll be lying there with a bacteria-ridden sponge protruding from his mouth like a bloated tongue.' ~Dr. Frasier Crane
  11. 'Many of us were too young to know Schwarzenegger in his salad days as [Conan the Barbarian], but we now know that we are certainly old and mature enough to take this piece of classic Western filmmaking and MST3K the hell out of it.' ~Justin of MRFH
  12. 'Did you have three years of law school this morning?' ~Tom Jeter
  13. 'I'll just add that to my list of reasons to die.' ~Dr. Frasier Crane
  14. 'His skin looks, like, so radiant. I wonder how he does it.' ~Hillary
  15. "You know, I'd forgotten what a weird little person you are..." ~Dr. Frasier Crane to Dr. Niles Crane
  16. 'I mean, I would just say hi, you guys are great, would you like to marry me, nothing too weird.' ~Duckie on making friends and influencing people
  17. "We've entered into a new condition." ~Matt Alby
  18. 'Nothing spoils an apple pie like apples.' ~Dr. Frasier Crane
  19. 'I feel sullied and unusual.' ~Jack Sparrow
  20. 'What I meant by 'Are you okay?' was 'What the [Tartarus] did House do?'' ~Dr. James Wilson
  21. 'Alright, I'm gonna need a ruler, an elephant seal...and a five-pound bucket of lard.' ~Duckie
  22. "I'm going to bed to cry myself to sleep. While eating a Kit Kat." ~Hillary
  23. "That's what you get when you pay for your education." ~Hillary, coveting the cushy chairs in classrooms at Miami
  24. "You're a complex little pirate, aren't you?" ~Dr. Frasier Crane
  25. "Dr. Jekyll, I presume... They found a half-eaten sheep at the zoo and the police want to ask you a few questions." ~Dr. James Wilson to Dr. Gregory House
  26. 'I think my main problem with life is that I have to be awake.' ~Hillary
  27. My daughter is a eunuch?!' ~Erronius
  28. 'Nooo! I meant 'yes,' it just came out 'no'.' ~Hysterium
  29. 'Pseudolus! You have got to stop stealing the neighbor's things! When I get back from market, I am going to come after you'' ~Hysterium ad libbing
  30. 'I can see it! I can see everything! You have been [Hysterium mimics large breasts] abroad! For [Hysterium flashes 10 fingers twice] 20 years! [Hysterium mimes looking for something] Searching for [Hysterium mimes holding a baby] a child! [Hysterium flashes two fingers] 2 childs! [Hysterium looks disgusted] Children, 2 children! [Hysterium mimics a tall, macho man] A fine, big boy. [Hysterium mimics a short, curvaceous girl] And'a strange, little boy?' ~Pseudolus posing as a seer
  31. 'I am not comfortable!' ~Hysterium during 'Lovely (Reprise)'
  32. 'Second time around!' ~Hysterium
  33. 'Why do older men find me so attractive?!' ~Hysterium
  34. 'A virgin, too. Lot of good it did her, huh? [laughs] Oh, it's tragic!' ~Psuedolus about 'dead Philia'
  35. 'Her bridal bower has become a bier of bitter bereavement!' ~Miles Gloriosus
  36. 'Look! Your captain's bride'dead! [soldiers gasp and crowd in] Well give her some air!' ~Pseudolus
  37. 'I have to go the Senate this morning. I'm blackmailing one of the senators.' ~Marcus Lycus
  38. 'Oh, no, I've already had [the plague]. I'd tell you about it, but blehhh, it's disgusting.' ~Pseudolus
  39. 'I live to grovel.' ~Hysterium
  40. 'Any coins they put on my eyes I keep!' ~Hysterium
  41. 'I'm flattered to know you think enough of me to make gay innuendo....We both know you're way out of my league, even in pretend world.' ~Jon Stewart to George Clooney
  42. 'I always love the porn stars.' ~Duckie (about Love Actually)
  43. 'The idea are good.' ~Kenny editing Hillary's paper
  44. "If you've seen Mary Poppins and The Grinch, come to the Booth Theater and let me shove a little coal down your stocking." ~Nathan Lane about Butley
  45. "Nathan Lane's Bus of Broadway Fun will be leaving shortly." ~Jon Stewart
  46. 'Let's pretend like three plus two equals five...' ~Hillary
  47. 'Why is Jesus important?' ~Hillary
  48. 'Oh, wow. That's naked people.' ~Hillary
  49. 'Maybe he could use his heat-vision to fry my teacher.' ~Hillary while watching Smallville
  50. 'It was now time to experience the Kool-Aid sour attack first-hand. Oh, this sucked. A few days later, I realized I could have used chocolate syrup for this experiment, instead of Kool-Aid powder. But for the moment, I was eating Kool-Aid.' ~Rob Cockerham
  51. 'Sweet? Maybe. Passionate? I suppose. But don't ever mistake that for 'nice'.' ~The Tenth Doctor
  52. 'When you're a kid, they tell you it's all: Grow up. Get a job. Get married. Get a house. Have a kid. And that's it. But the truth is, the world is so much stranger than that. It's so much darker. And so much madder...And so much better.' ~Elton Pope
  53. 'A 'Pirates' question is NEVER off topic!' ~Draca Darkwingette
  54. "[The huge success of Curse of the Black Pearl] made perfect sense to me on the one hand, and at the same time, it made no sense at all, which I kind of enjoyed. Even now, with the dolls and the cereal boxes and snacks and fruit juices, it all just feels fun to me, in a Warholian way. It's absurd. It doesn't get more absurd." ~Johnny Depp
  55. '[Jack Sparrow]'s a blast to play. I'll be in a deep, dark depression saying goodbye to him. I'll keep the costume and just prance around the house, entertain the kids....I mean, at a certain point, the madness must stop, but for the moment, I can't say that he's done." ~Johnny Depp
  56. "I don't think terrorists are going to take us over with World of Warcraft and downloaded mp3's. At least, not quickly." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  57. "Just keep those boys away from your accordion." ~Harold Weir
  58. "It's only 14 cents, and it's filling my body with wonderful goodness." ~Hillary on Ramen noodles
  59. "What do we do when we're bored? We watch our turtles hump each other." ~Hillary
  60. "This stuff is so much fun! It's like Hero Maker Super Ultra Turbo Plus, only in 3D and on STEROIDS!" ~Captain Chaotica!! on Sims 2
  61. "The ponytail commands you!" ~Captain Chaotica!!
  62. "Um...no. I try to keep the number of sharp, pointy objects down my pants to an absolute minimum." ~Guybrush Threepwod
  63. "And it should be said that no one handles this kind of stuff with more aplomb than [Brendan] Fraser. Handsome in a funny way, swaggering in a goofy way, Fraser gooses the movie with his deft comic timing." ~Jess Cagle on The Mummy
  64. "There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased." ~Robert Ebert on The Mummy
  65. "Give me some Spock for once! Would it kill you?" ~Rose Tyler to The Ninth Doctor
  66. "I want to find a blonde in a Union Jack....I mean a specific one. I didn't just wake up this morning with a craving." ~The Ninth Doctor
  67. "Who has a sonic screwdriver? Who looks at a screwdriver and thinks, 'Oh, this could be a bit more sonic!'?" ~Captain Jack Harkoness
  68. "Doesn't the universe implode or something if you dance?" ~Rose Tyler to The Ninth Doctor
  69. "There isn't a little boy born who wouldn't tear the world apart to save his mummy." ~The Ninth Doctor
  70. "Don't worship me; I'd make a very bad god." ~The Ninth Doctor
  71. "I think we've come up with something distinctive that's both timeless and modern, with a bit of geek chic and of course, a dash of Time Lord! Most importantly, Billie [Piper] tells me she likes it - after all, she's the one who has to see me in it for the next nine months!" ~David Tennant on his Doctor Who costume
  72. "That is enigmatic. That is...that is textbook enigmatic." ~The Tenth Doctor
  73. "Not bad for a man in his jim-jams. Very Arthur Dent." ~The Tenth Doctor
  74. "No second chances. I'm that sort of a man." ~The Tenth Doctor
  75. "Ooh, that's rude! Is that what I am now? Rude and not ginger?" ~The Tenth Doctor
  76. "So when you're playing, you feel like a preserved moose on stage?" ~Marty DiBergi
  77. "As long as there's sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll." ~Mic Shrimpton
  78. "We are simple people in astrophysics." ~Neil Degrasse Tyson
  79. "Are we role playing? Am I you? I don't want to be you." ~Dr. James Willson
  80. "I'm not afraid, I'm terrified. There's a big difference." ~Adrian Monk
  81. "Some not excessively rich young and smart hamster obeyed some rich and not very good and good and bald kid." ~Matlab
  82. "You want weapons? We're in a library. Books! Best weapons in the world! This room's the greatest arsenal we could have." ~The Tenth Doctor
  83. "Now I have salmonella in my lungs. 'How did she die?' 'Oh, she was sniffing turtle steam.'" ~Hillary
  84. "This is not a baby wipe, this is an adult wipe." ~Adrian Monk
  85. "Stop flinging hamster bread." ~Mom
  86. "[Stuffed animals] aren't warm and soft and they don't come up to you when you come home and wag their tails and smile and talk to you....Some times my head forgets that it's me making up the other side of the conversation." ~Hillary on why real dogs are superior to stuffed animals
  87. "I'm sorry. We want a block of flats, not an abattoir." ~Michael Palin character in "The Architect Sketch"
  88. "You get nothing. Good day, sir." ~"Senator Willy Wonka; D ' Wonkaville" reacting to Bush's plan for Iraq on The Daily Show
  89. "Oh, irony! And it's in MY favour this time!" ~Dr. Drakken
  90. "Let's not play the blame game...unless you spot me ten points and give me a head start." ~Ron Stoppable
  91. "If you like Battlestar Galactica...you're probably a huge nerd." ~Stephen Colbert
  92. "You never forget a holiday when you work retail." ~Monique
  93. "Our last crime together went perfectly, except the part where we were caught and put in jail." ~Se'or Senior Junior
  94. "With this ring, I thee biodamp." ~The Tenth Doctor
  95. "Only a madman talks to thin air, and trust me, you don't want to make me mad." ~The Tenth Doctor
  96. "I love humans...always seeing patterns in things that aren't there." ~The Eighth Doctor
  97. "I'm pretty sure you're about to get Apocalypsed in the face." ~One of Duckie's friends
  98. "Ew! She's gross, Data, don't do it! I can't watch android sex; that's disgusting." ~Hillary during Star Trek: First Contact
  99. "You know, Susan, I think your old grandfather is going just a tiny little bit around the bend." ~The First Doctor
  100. "As for the computer, I sorta want to put an axe through it at this point....Ah well, gives me something else to worry about besides my job. There's a silver lining to everything." ~Draca Darkwingette

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