Quotes (Page 42)!

  1. "How exactly are you a fan? In what way do you resemble a means of keeping oneself cool?" ~Charles Dickens to The Doctor
  2. "If you're going to deny it, don't waste my time, just shut up." ~The Ninth Doctor
  3. "Now don't antagonize her - I love a happy medium." ~The Ninth Doctor
  4. "Real men can moisturize, too." ~Owen Harper
  5. "That's exactly what an internet lunatic murderer would say." ~Mickey Smith
  6. "You must travel with understanding as well as hope." ~The First Doctor
  7. "An ordinary man, that's the most important thing in existence." ~The Ninth Doctor
  8. "'The past is another country...' 1987 is just the Isle of Wight." ~The Ninth Doctor
  9. "Ianto, I need to hear those beautiful Welsh vowels." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  10. "Whatever he's doing he's doing because he thinks it's the best way." ~Steven Taylor on The Doctor
  11. "The problem with seeing the future is you can't just sit and look at it, you've got to try and change things, make it happen differently. It's not meant for us." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  12. "You people and your quaint little categories..." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  13. "You know, strictly speaking, throttling the staff is my job..." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  14. "Does he still stroke bits of the TARDIS?" ~Sarah Jane Smith
  15. "Kenny blew up the school!" ~Melissa Somethingorother from "School Reunion"
  16. "Some things are worth getting your heart broken for." ~Sarah Jane Smith
  17. "You people love any story that denies the randomness of existence." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  18. "Sometimes you can know too much history." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  19. "I have this selective deafness when I'm talking to cowards or murderers." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  20. "Of course, bananas are far more interesting." ~Ianto Jones
  21. "I can talk for a long time...a very long time." ~Captain Jack Harkness' way of saying "Get on with it."
  22. "This is [the point of it all]. Driving through the dark. All this stupid tiny stuff. We're just animals howling in the night, 'cause it's better than silence." ~Suzie Costello
  23. "One day we're gonna run out of space." ~Captain Jack Harkness standing in the Torchwood morgue
  24. "I'm really glad that worked... Those would have been terrible last words." ~The Ninth Doctor
  25. "I'm getting a hint of disapproval." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  26. "I like bananas. Bananas are good." ~The Ninth Doctor
  27. "Always bring a banana to a party, Rose. Bananas are good!" ~The Tenth Doctor
  28. "When he's stressed, he likes to insult species. Cuts himself shaving, he does half an hour on life forms he's cleverer than." ~Rose Tyler
  29. "[giggle] It's got the power of a god, and I just sent it to its room." ~The Ninth Doctor
  30. "I trust him 'cause he's like you...except with dating and dancing." ~Rose Tyler on Captain Jack Harkness
  31. "Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete..." ~The Ninth Doctor's response to Rose's invitation to dance
  32. "I've traveled with a lot of people, but you're setting new records for jeopardy friendly." ~The Ninth Doctor
  33. "Actually, I quit. Nobody takes my frock." ~Captain Jack Harkness explaining that he was not "defrocked"
  34. "And everybody lives! I need more days like this." ~The Ninth Doctor
  35. "Close the door, will you? Your ship's about to blow up; there's gonna be a draft." ~The Ninth Doctor
  36. "Once, just once, I'd like to walk into one of these tents and find it's a party. You know, with food and drink, people dancing, a girl crying in the corner..." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  37. "I started looking into devil worship and stuff from [the early 19th c.] to see if there's anything about plucking out hearts, and would you believe it? There's nothing. They ate eyeballs, they drank blood, they had sex with animals, but they did not pluck out each others' hearts because, obviously, that would have been weird." ~Owen Harper
  38. "When I'm about to murder someone, I'm really careful not to talk to myself about it while I'm in the street." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  39. "I reprogrammed the coordinates....to the center of the sun. It shouldn't be hot. I mean, we sent her there at night and everything..." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  40. "What am I supposed to do with a ringing phone?" ~The Ninth Doctor
  41. "It's brilliant! I'm not sure if it's Marxism in action or a West End musical..." ~ The Ninth Doctor
  42. "First rule of active camouflage: Park somewhere you'll remember." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  43. "Do your ears have special powers, too?" ~Nancy to Nine
  44. "Okay, that was flash... That was on the flash side." ~Rose Tyler to Captain Jack Harkness
  45. "The way you were blending in with the local colour... I mean, Flag Girl was bad enough, but U-Boat Captain?!" ~Captain Jack Harkness
  46. "One thing about this place, Doctor - it certainly stimulates the phagocytes." ~Ian Chesterton
  47. "When I want you to think for yourself, I'll tell you." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  48. "There's always something left to lose." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  49. "Sometimes a little technobabble is good for the soul." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  50. "Period military is not the dress code of a straight man." ~Owen Harper
  51. "The Doctor's curious. That means we stay." ~Barbara Wright
  52. "Doctor, why do you always show the greatest interest in the least important things?" ~Ian Chesterton
  53. "Doctor, I'd just come face to face with myself. I wasn't counting the buttons on my jacket." ~Ian Chesterton
  54. "This is my life, Jackie. It's not fun, it's not smart, it's just standing up and making a decision because nobody else will." ~The Ninth Doctor
  55. "You're happy to believe in something that's invisible, but if it's staring you in the face, nope. Can't see it. There's a scientific explanation for that: you're thick." ~The Ninth Doctor
  56. "900 years of time and space, and I've never been slapped by someone's mother." ~The Ninth Doctor
  57. "Every conversation with you just goes mental. There's no one else I can talk to." ~Rose Tyler to The Doctor
  58. "He's not my boyfriend, Mickey. He's better than that. He's much more important." ~Rose Tyler on The Doctor
  59. "Don't you dare make this place domestic." ~The Ninth Doctor, protecting his bachelor pad
  60. "There's something new in you, yet something older than the sky itself. I sense that I can trust you." ~Princess Joanna to The Doctor
  61. "Correctamundo!...a word I have never used before and hopefully never will again." ~The Tenth Doctor
  62. "Hmm... The world is very strange." ~The Tenth Doctor
  63. "I'm no dinner lady...and I don't often say that." ~The Tenth Doctor
  64. "Oh my god... I'm the tin dog." ~Mickey Smith
  65. "Surveillance... You ask me, that's just another way of saying 'Go sit at the back of the class with the safety scissors and glitter'." ~Mickey Smith
  66. "The universe has to move forward. Pain and loss, they define us as much as happiness or love. Whether it's a world or a relationship, everything has its time, everything ends." ~Sarah Jane Smith
  67. "Forget the shooty dog thing." ~Headmaster Finch
  68. "Oh, who needs family? I've got the whole world on my shoulders." ~The Tenth Doctor
  69. "You're a clever man... I'd call you a genius, but I'm in the room." ~The Tenth Doctor
  70. "I'd better park her properly. She might drift off to the Middle Ages." ~The Tenth Doctor about the TARDIS
  71. "Heh heh... I talk too much, that's my problem." ~The Tenth Doctor
  72. "Nothing is safe. Remember that. Nothing." ~The Ninth Doctor
  73. "I think it's gone a little bit wrong." ~The Ninth Doctor
  74. "I hope this theory will be validated soon...if not immediately." ~Charles Dickens
  75. "Many things about this are not good." ~The Tenth Doctor
  76. "Don't worship me; I'd make a very bad god. Wouldn't get a day off, for starters." ~The Ninth Doctor
  77. "Hanging on is easy/When you've got a friend to call/When nothing's making sense at all/You're not the only one who's afraid of change" ~"Losing Hope," Jack Johnson
  78. "You're quite the funny man...and yet I think laughing on purpose at the darkness." ~Mrs. Finnegan to The Doctor
  79. "I love the Doctor, he saves libraries!" ~Draca Darkwingette commenting on a Doctor Who fanfic
  80. "'I... am... alone...' complains the solitary surviving Dalek we met in the first series. You felt for the poor homicidal little dustbin." ~"It's Now Time to Take Doctor Who Seriously"
  81. "At one point the Doctor is offered a device powerful enough to rewrite history � 'I could stop the War' - but resists the temptation. (Possibly because the person offering it was the man from the Gold Blend ads, possibly because he was an evil interplanetary bat-creature... the Doctor's motives are inscrutable.)" ~"It's Now Time to Take Doctor Who Seriously"
  82. "The horizon has been defeated by the pirates of the new age" ~"The Horizon Has Been Defeated," Jack Johnson
  83. "Time travel makes for tough tense-choosing." ~Draca Darkwingette on the problems inherent in writing Doctor Who fanfiction
  84. "This isn't just a bear, it's a plush omen of doom." ~Reggie Kostas
  85. "Canadians complain too much. 'I like seasons.' So do I; that's why I live in a place that skips the [unpleasant] ones." ~Daniel Tosh
  86. "Aw, that joke had a happy ending." ~Daniel Tosh
  87. "You like how I start jokes with a mass appeal, then continue until only six people know what I'm talking about?" ~Daniel Tosh
  88. "Oh, I'll feed you, baby birds." ~Daniel Tosh
  89. "Now is the time to stop putting Dwight's personal effects in Jell-o." ~Michael Scott
  90. "It's not quite like projectile vomitting... Now that's superior food release." ~Dad while reading the directions on Mom's new silicon bakeware
  91. "My exit is being ruined by the fact that the song isn't quite over." ~Marshall
  92. "Man, what is there, a pro-banana conspiracy on television all of a sudden?!" ~Captain Chaotica!!
  93. "Hermit crabs...are just hard-shelled ungratefulness." ~Ron Stoppable
  94. "Hon, why is your nemesis in our breakfast nook?" ~Mr. Dr. Possible
  95. "It's not about the money, I just have a teensy little problem with the flow of my cash." ~Dr. Drakken
  96. "I picked up Deathly Hallows on my lunch break, and when I got home I found that my Doctor Who DVDs had arrived....I am going to overdose and go into a nerd coma." ~scudthefish
  97. "This paint-by-numbers life is [messing] with my mind once again." ~"Novocaine for the Soul," DJ Paul Edge
  98. "Oh, the Doctor and Cap'n Jack would SO get along. Well -- actually, at least initially, they most certainly would not -- but their verbal sparring matches would be fantastic entertainment." ~Draca Darkwingette
  99. "The new Dr. Who is _dark_ and creepy, though, and many scenes tend to be loud and chaotic. I think it's a case of the forest distracting me from the trees again, or one particular tree. Although he's not that tall, of course." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  100. "The Doctor is surely cosmopolitan and open minded enough to be fine with [regenerating as a female] too, after a bit. It's the _mortals_ that are close to him that will freak out. Except Captain Jack. He would promptly hit on her. I mean, _keep_ hitting on her." ~Captain Chaotica!! engaging in a bit of postulation

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