Quotes (Page 46)!

  1. "[unintelligible mutterings] Okay, I'm still talking." ~Hillary
  2. "God rarely stops [people smoking]. You know why? 'Cause he wants to meet more people!" ~Jon Stewart
  3. "You two, we're at the end of the universe! Right on the edge of knowledge itself, and you're busy...blogging!" ~The Tenth Doctor
  4. "You're like the Scumbag Whistler." ~The Warden to Earl Hickey
  5. "I'm not sick, I'm not in need of a doctor, and I'm not a raving idiot." ~The Third Doctor
  6. "Obviously I'm delighted to be part of Scotland's greatest comedy moment, but the funny stuff is all down to Catherine Tate, I'm just her [plaything]. But seeing as she's an unfunny southerner I'll very gladly accept this great honour." ~David Tennant
  7. "You are incorrigibly meddlesome, Doctor, but we've always felt your hearts are in the right places." ~Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart
  8. "Ten...What are you DOING, Doctor?" ~Brigadier Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stewart
  9. "...well nothing could improve THAT [the Sixth Doctor's jacket] except fire, and even that would temporarily add _more_ colour (which is not physically possible)." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  10. "I go zooming around space and time, saving planets, fighting monsters, and being, well, let's be honest, pretty sort of marvelous." ~The Fifth Doctor
  11. "An apple a day keeps the...never mind." ~The Fifth Doctor
  12. "The truth ain't like puppies, a bunch of 'em runnin' around and you pick the one you like best..." ~Emerson Cod
  13. "This is not a stealth household." ~Hillary
  14. "I want you on your best behaviour tonight. No, let me revise that: I want you on a normal person's best behaviour." ~Geoffrey to Will
  15. "Thank you, Brigadier. Do you think for once in your life, you could manage to arrive before the nick of time?" ~The Third Doctor
  16. "Apart from losing The Master and the missile, you're doing very well, Brigadier." ~The Third Doctor
  17. "Before you start annihilating the thing, why don't we just take a look at it?" ~The Third Doctor
  18. "I suppose you can take the normal precautions against nuclear blasts. Like, uh, sticky tape on the windows, that sort of thing." ~The Master
  19. "All bloodhounds look disappointed. It's an occupational hazard." ~George Hardiman
  20. "I ALWAYS wind up on the Brick Street of Doom when I cross this particular county region, but the nice thing about getting lost the same way more than once is, you know you're lost when you hit it the second time." ~Draca Darkwingette
  21. "I'm every kind of scientist." ~The Third Doctor
  22. "I probably won't gain any weight over Christmas break, because I probably won't be conscious over Christmas break." ~Anastacia
  23. "I'm stuck in a time-space continuum that doesn't match up with the rest of the world. Q has taken over my life, the [jerkface]." ~Hillary
  24. "I want to see the universe, not rule it!" ~The Third Doctor
  25. "It really shouldn't take that long just to reverse the polarity. I must be out of practice." ~The Tenth Doctor
  26. "Do I look like a [dagnab] Oija board to you?" ~Emerson Cod
  27. "I'm me, I've had many years experience of being me and I (kind of) KNOW how my own brain works." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  28. "We've no idea what you're talking about, Doctor." ~Jo Grant
  29. "I'd better go have a word with the Brigadier. He's probably bursting a blood vessel by now..." ~The Third Doctor
  30. "This planet smells to me of failure." ~Azal
  31. "I sometimes wish I worked in a bank." ~Brigadier Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart
  32. "There's no such thing as an ordinary human." ~The Ninth Doctor
  33. "I want you to go away and give man a chance to grow up." ~The Third Doctor
  34. "Sergeant, we must do the fertility dance to celebrate." ~Miss Hawthorne
  35. "This won't do at all! We can't have two of us running about." ~The Third Doctor
  36. "It's a very complicated thing, time, Jo. Once you've begun tampering with it, the oddest things start happening." ~The Third Doctor
  37. "It's a most good-humoured wine. A touch sardonic, perhaps, but not cynical. Yes, a most civilized wine. One after my own heart." ~The Third Doctor
  38. "I must admit I'm a bit old-fashioned and just wait for things to turn up. I really love getting offered a job - although I don't believe it's true until the costume designer rings me up." ~Peter Davison
  39. "I couldn't turn down the possibility of being the Doctor, I had to accept the part. You just think all the time 'am I ever going to work again? I am now playing a 750-year-old Time Lord from the planet Gallifrey, who is going to cast me in anything serious?'" ~Peter Davison
  40. "When I meet a regime that needs to import savage alien life forms as security guards, I begin to wonder who the real criminals are." ~The Third Doctor
  41. "Oh dear, they've reproduced." ~Duckie
  42. "Looks a bit doomy." ~Jo Grant
  43. "Must have been a pretty substantial type of ghost to have shifted a solid granite statue." ~The Third Doctor
  44. "But [dagnabit], the Doctor needs to stop being so damn sexy, cute, and/or generally awesome. And by 'needs,' I mean, 'should not at all.'" ~Captain Chaotica!!
  45. "Well, I gather that you have made a complete hash of things." ~The Third Doctor
  46. "We'd all become unpeople undoing unthings untogether. Fascinating." ~The Third Doctor
  47. "Anything works, as long as you write it properly." ~Russell T Davies
  48. "Tea... We're having a picnic while the world comes to an end. That's very British." ~Mickey Smith
  49. "The human race... For such an intelligent lot, you aren't half susceptible. Give anyone a chance to take control, and you submit. Sometimes I think you like it - easy life." ~The Tenth Doctor
  50. "Haven't got a hotdog in there, have you? I'm starving....I know. It's the Cyberman of food, but it's tasty." ~The Tenth Doctor
  51. "Nothin' wrong with a van. I once saved the universe with a big yellow truck." ~Mickey Smith
  52. "Funnily enough, they didn't include Atlantean chains in my escapology class." ~Jo Grant
  53. "I'm fine. Dead, of course, but I'm fine." ~Jo Grant
  54. "At the children�s pageant at church this year I noticed an old convention costume of mine had been donated to the church stores. So according to this year�s performance, a member of the high council of Time Lords was present at Jesus� birth giving frankincense. Makes sense. It�s a fairly telling point in Earth�s history." ~Rich Morris
  55. "Don't you see, I'm just a temporal anomaly." ~The Second Doctor
  56. "Superior intelligence and senseless cruelty just do not go together." ~The Third Doctor
  57. "Ignore him, just ignore him. He's incorrigibly frivolous." ~The Third Doctor about the Second Doctor
  58. "Three of 'em. I didn't know when I was well off..." ~Brigadier Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart on The Doctor(s)
  59. "Wonderful chap...both of him." ~Brigadier Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart about The Doctor
  60. "I hope I don't meet me again." ~The Third Doctor
  61. "Good! That must be the live terminal!" ~The Third Doctor after a man yelped in pain
  62. "Only you could manage to have a traffic accident in space." ~Jo Grant
  63. "We always get our olives confiscated." ~Angela
  64. "He voted 'yes' on the Balanced Budget constitutional amendment, which is like saying 'I hate everything good.'" ~Kenny
  65. "There's really not a difference between an octopus and, like, a giant pile of snot." ~Mike Rowe
  66. "I'm more or less happily writing Chapter Six of The Graveyard Book. I say more or less as I'm at that place where I hope that the book knows what it's doing because right now I don't have a clue -- I'm writing one scene after another like a man walking through a valley in thick fog, just able to see the path a little way ahead, but with no idea where it's actually going to lead him." ~Neil Gaiman
  67. "My brain's not on strike, brotha." ~Jon Stewart
  68. "We have President Homer." ~Jon Stewart
  69. "Do I have to tell them where to put the chickens?" ~Hillary
  70. "I'm quite spry for my age, actually..." ~The Third Doctor
  71. "You shouldn't feel ashamed of your grief. It's right to grieve. Bert was unique. In the whole history of the world, there's never been anybody just like Bert, and there'll never be another, even if the world lasts for a hundred million centuries." ~Dr. Clifford Jones
  72. "I'm not such a dunderhead as some of you might think." ~Brigadier Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart
  73. "Well, I never thought I'd fire in anger at a dratted caterpillar, but..." ~Brigadier Alistair Lethbridge-Stewart
  74. "I like your handbag." ~Captain Mike Yates to the Third Doctor
  75. "Gone to get you a maggot." ~Jo Grant's idea of a romantic gift
  76. "As far as I can tell from your file at UNIT, the difficult thing is to stop you from talking." ~Stevens
  77. "The secret to human creativity is inefficiency." ~B.O.S.S.
  78. "Is that Cinderella?" ~Mum while listening to "The Worst Pies in London"
  79. "Just because you can't understand it doesn't mean it isn't true." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  80. "Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by." ~Captain Jack Sparrow
  81. "If I may lend a machete to your intellectual thicket..." ~Captain Jack Sparrow
  82. "Death has a curious way of reshuffling one's priorities." ~Captain Jack Sparrow
  83. "Utterly deceptive twaddle-speak, says I." ~Captain Jack Sparrow
  84. "Let us not, dear friends, forget our dear friend the cuttlefish." ~Captain Jack Sparrow
  85. "[Sao Fang] is much like me, absent my merciful nature and sense of fair play." ~Captain Hector Barbossa
  86. "Ah, yes, I'm babbling, but a good babble every now and then never hurt no-one." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  87. "I lost my touch a little bit here with my chicken petting." ~Hillary
  88. "I mean, they _are_ British, which means they're both at least partially insane, and also actors, which is the _other_ partially." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  89. "I learned what a fallopian tube is. I think I _was_ a fallopian tube." ~Kenny
  90. "I'm waving my arms about, aren't I? And they're not gonna be in shot. So that's what the strange movement is." ~Gary Russell
  91. "I don't sniff boys." ~Duckie
  92. "::sniff sniff:: I smell man." ~Duckie
  93. "Because we're having a philoselfical day... 'Philoselfical'? I love myself!" ~Duckie
  94. "I was driving at night the other day..." ~Duckie
  95. "That is a clock-gobbler." ~Stephen Colbert
  96. "It's true American democracy - all they had to do was clap, and there was still a 60% turnout." ~John Oliver
  97. "If you put it on a breadboard, it better be stable." ~My Circuits 2 prof
  98. "Two laws. Kirchoff's laws. That's all you've got. Electrical engineering is easy!" ~My Circuits 2 prof
  99. "Uh uh. This is not real life." ~My Circuits 2 prof on engineering
  100. "If this thing ever sees DC, it's gonna smoke. It's gonna do more than smoke. The top's gonna blow off your chip package and your TA's gonna run around looking for a fire extinguisher." ~My Circuits 2 prof on integrators

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