Quotes (Page 51)!
- "I can feel my hair curling. And that means either it's going to rain, or that I'm on to something." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "You will never amount to anything in the galaxy while you retain your propensity for vulgar facetiousness." ~Cardinal Borusa, underestimating The Doctor once again
- "Never be certain of anything - it's a sign of weakness." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Now, drop your weapons, or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Gods don't use transceivers." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Answers are easy. It's asking the right questions which is hard." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common - they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "I like lots of people. I can't go carting them around the universe with me." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Come out of there. Don't touch that. Don't! Touch! That!" ~The Fourth Doctor, chasing Leela into the TARDIS
- "ARGH! I'm trying to facebook stalk myself, people!" ~Hillary
- "Sesquipedalian? Just how many legs are you accusing him of having? The man is not a caterpillar." ~Stephen Colbert
- "Take the platypus - that is not a finished product. It is clearly still in beta." ~Stephen Colbert
- "The mystic secrets of tea-boys are not for the eyes of outsiders, Captain." ~"Lambert & Butler," sam_storyteller
- "What, you thought they sold cigarettes at this house?" ~Dr. Lisa Cuddy
- "To the rational mind, nothing is inexplicable, only unexplained." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "You try that again, and I'll cripple you!" ~Leela
- "You know, you're a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "If you're bleeding, look for a man with scars." ~Leela
- "Oh, come on! Don't be upset. Yes, you've failed, you've failed. But failure is one of the basic freedoms." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Please do not throw hands at me." ~D84
- "The second principle is that humans can't harm robots. I know, I've tried and they don't bleed." ~Leela
- "Right now, he must be a happy little maniac." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "I see. You're one of those boring maniacs who's going to gloat. Are you going to tell me your plan for running the universe?" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "If someone televised fanfiction, it would be Torchwood. But with less spelling mistakes." ~shaxophile
- "Doctor, you make me wear strange clothes, you tell me nothing - you are trying to annoy me." ~Leela
- "Savage. Found floating down the Amazon in a hat box." ~The Fourth Doctor about Leela
- "I've always enjoyed messing about in boats." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "My dear Litefoot, I've got a lantern, a pair of waders, and possibly the most fearsome piece of artillery in all of England. What can possibly go wrong?" ~The Fourth Doctor, who is evidently rather na�ve
- "I brought you to the wrong time, my dear. You'd have loved Agincourt." ~The Fourth Doctor to Leela
- "I have never appreciated frivolity." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "When I'm crowded, I get nervous." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Professor Litefoot has been explaining to me about tea. It's very complicated." ~Leela
- "These were the early days of the character of Leela, played by Louise Jameson. I can remember not liking the Leela character. I don't have much of a sense of humor, so the ironies in Leela escaped me. Whenever she was threatened (her character, that is), she simply slapped a Janus thorn into the nearest male buttocks. I didn't much like this -- it made me very protective of the chaps and very mistrustful of Leela; I was afraid even to turn my back, let alone bend down. This meant that I felt a bit stifled at the rehearsals. I couldn't find any ideas to help us out. Fortunately, David Maloney was in form and the visiting actors pulled it together brilliantly." ~Tom Baker
- "We don't have the place surrounded, we just have an understanding." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Even I have my limits." ~Captain Jack Harkness
- "In fact, I'm not just a doctor, I'm a bloody brilliant doctor." ~Dr. Owen Harper
- "Won't your bloke be missing you? How about Jack? Has he seen Jack? They always get jealous when they meet Jack." ~Dr. Owen Harper
- "...message from the stars. I ran it through the language translator, and it's flipping Croatian." ~Dr. Toshiko Sato
- "Any guy in tight jeans runs into water... I was takin' pictures." ~Captain Jack Harkness
- "Jack, if you even attempt to bring me back again..." ~A Torchwood character
- "I don't blame you, I blame the people at Mantastic." ~Roz Doyle
- "I did was put some sweet rice in a bowl, then add some raw sugar, a smidge of salt and then pour in some local milk. Then I shoved the bowl in an oven, and when I took it out a while later I had a perfect rice pudding. Thrice. The fourth time, having mentioned it on this blog, I figured I'd actually work out the amounts and immortalise it, at which point it all went wrong. It worked fine as long as I was doing it by eye, but was doomed the moment I started to try and pay attention to what I was doing. It's like one of those particles that you can know where it is or how fast it's going, but not both. I can apparently cook rice pudding well or keep track of times and quantities but not both...." ~Neil Gaiman
- "Gentlemen, I have news for you - this lighthouse is under attack, and by morning we might all be dead. Heh. Anyone interested?" ~The Fourth Dcotor
- "Do you think your little speck in the galaxy is the only one with intelligent life? Hm?" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "I, too, used to believe in magic, but the Doctor has taught me to believe in science. It is better to believe in science." ~Leela
- "Rutan, that's the empty rhetoric of a defeated dictator. And I don't like your face, either." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Doctor, I'm coming with you....I want to. You'll need someone." ~Leela
- "That's the trouble with computers - always thinking in black and white. No aquamarines, no blues, no imagination." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Perhaps [I am a savage]. I am not ashamed of what I am, and I tell you, I smell danger." ~Leela
- "The virus has a perfect right to exist as a virus, not as a giant swarm threatening the entire solar system. Everything has its place, otherwise the delicate balance of the whole cosmos is destroyed." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Boy, would Darwin have had a field day if he'd made it to space..." ~Captain Jack Harkness
- "Sorry, I'm intolerant to vasoactive amines." ~Dr. Toshiko Sato
- "I was brought up never to speak ill of the dead, even if they still do most of the talking for themselves." ~Ianto Jones
- "The problem seems to be an American with no sense of timing or fashion." ~Mrs. Williams on Captain Jack Harkness
- "Jack, I'm afraid the situation is uncontained." ~Ianto Jones
- "If life always turned out the way we expected, what would be the point of living?" ~Captain Jack Harkness
- "That whole Evil Dead thing looks pretty good on you, Rhys." ~Captain Jack Harkness
- "That's what I love about Torchwood - by day, chasing the scum of the universe; come midnight, you're the Wedding Faerie." ~Ianto Jones
- "She's done it! Well done, old girl, you're wonderful, wonderful. She's wonderful. Isn't she wonderful? TARDIS wonderful. Haha!" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Your ancestors have a talent for self-destruction that borders on genius." ~The Fourth Doctor on humans
- "Good morning ladies! Now, which one of you has the time scanner, hm?" ~The Fourth Doctor to cows
- "I did say 'more or less,' though this does look rather less than more. You know, I don't think these cows know anything about the time scanner." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "You've both escaped from somewhere, haven't you?" ~Ted Moss to The Doctor and Leela
- "Do not worry, Doctor. I shall protect you." ~Leela
- "What are you, exactly? Some sort of wandering Armageddon peddler?" ~Adam Colby
- "I'm sure the Doctor can help you. Oh, he's very difficult at times, but he has great knowledge and gentleness." ~Leela
- "We're beset by a wandering lunatic." ~Adam Colby about The Doctor
- "I love fruitcake." ~The Fourth Doctor, admitting to cannibalism
- "Never trust a man as wears a hat." ~Martha Tyler
- "Four is _such_ a bugnut. A wonderfully entertaining, endearing, FRIGHTENING bugnut." ~Captain Chaotica!!
- "...SHUT UP, ME, YOU ARE DOING THIS TO MYSELF." ~scudthefish
- "Shut up, my nerdiness gets me through rough times." ~scudthefish
- "For the last time, Dad, we are not the same age." ~Dr. Frasier Crane
- "[The Doctor, Captain Jack Harkness, and Cap'n Jack Sparrow] are largely responsible for much of the massive changes I've gone through in the past year or three; and if a therapy bill ever showed up from the Fictional Character Therapy Associates with their names on the bottom, I wouldn't even blink an eye; I'd write out the check and send it on back. Because, fictional or not, I OWE those guys." ~Draca Darkwingette
- "I have to tell you, I'm a bit insulted -- you having an orgy and not even _inviting_ me to it* (* Blame for this joke rests ENTIRELY on Captain Jack, because I never ever EVER made jokes like this before the man insinuated himself into my life.)" ~Draca Darkwingette
- "Wait, the Grubs in "The Green Death" are a metaphor for fandom?! That explains a lot of things!" ~pimpmytardis
- "Make sure the plot point stays put. He has a nasty habit of running off." ~"The Brig" on "The Doctor" in sleepy_sheep683's "UNIT: Spearhead from Space (Part 1)"
- "All roads lead to Tom Baker." ~scudthefish
- "She's smiling, but in the way a jack-o-lantern smiles while you're carving it." ~Stephen Colbert about Hillary Clinton
- "These taxes? They are like sacrifices to tribal gods?" ~Leela
- "I like a jacket with a lot of pockets, don't you?" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "I have a gift for the apt phrase." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Why don't you listen to me, huh? Why don't you girls listen to me?" ~The Fourth Doctor to Leela
- "That's intensely interesting. Do you realize there's nowhere to go? We're on the edge of the cosmos, the frontiers of creation, the boundary between what is and isn't...or isn't yet, anyway. Don't you think that's interesting?...I feel just like a goldfish looking out on a new world." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "I've never read a kayak manual, but I'm pretty sure page one says 'Use in water.'" ~Bill Engvall
- "The human brain doesn't come with an instruction manual." ~Bill Engvall
- "I know at least two people who have never been killed by hippos." ~Bill Engvall
- "I can't imagine what the conversation you would sound like while you were tickling a Japanese person. They have a very angry language. Like Germans. I would not want to tickle a German." ~Duckie
- "Prognostication impossible in matters concerning Doctor." ~K-9
- "I've never been more serious in any of my lives." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Anyone who likes jelly babies can't be all bad." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Discussion is for the wise or the helpless. I am neither." ~Leela
- "Maybe I am getting too young for this sort of thing." ~The Fourth Doctor
- "I don't like butt. I just...I know I'm not their target audience, but I am watching TV." ~Hillary
- "I sweat when I write. [beat] Don't write that down." ~Hillary
- "If it was worthy of the word 'quip,' 'quipped' is no longer worthy of it. That is, if it's truly clever, making it associate with 'quip' would just cheapen the moment. Ianto does not quip. he snarks." ~skellerbvvt
- "The secret to survival is always to expect the unexpected. [clang] Whoa...! Ow!" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "You do know that sarcasm's an adjusted stress reaction?" ~Romana I
- "Oh, surely we can explain! 'Sorry, old thing, we were just helping ourselves to your crown jewels.'" ~The Fourth Doctor
- "Romana, you can't be a successful crook with a dishonest face, can you?" ~The Fourth Doctor
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