Quotes (Page 52)!

  1. "Mmm... That tastes like freedom. It's like I'm holding a caucus in my mouth." ~Stephen Colbert on Doritos
  2. "If you call that being nearly killed, then you haven't lived yet. Just stay with me, and you'll get a lot nearer." ~The Fourth Doctor
  3. "Excuse me - are you sure this planet's meant to be here?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  4. "Pah. 'Impossible.' That means it'll take 73 seconds." ~The Fourth Doctor
  5. "The more sophisticated the technology, the more vulnerable it is to primitive attack." ~The Fourth Doctor
  6. "I'll never be cruel to an electron in a particle accelerator again!" ~The Fourth Doctor
  7. "[The Doctor]'s the one you should be talking to - or rather, listening to...if you have the stamina." ~Romana I
  8. "Bafflegab, my dear. I've never heard such bafflegab in all my lives." ~The Fourth Doctor
  9. "Cheats, he always cheats." ~Ianto Jones on Captain Jack Harkness
  10. "Taste of Sex, a new fragrance by Jack Harkness. For men and/or women, but preferably both at the same time." ~breakinporcelan
  11. "Jack is quite clearly part-wolf." ~harmyjo
  12. "[Tristan] looks rather like me, I suppose. Except he's a fresh-faced kid with rings under his eyes. A bit like a debauched choir boy." ~Siegfried Farnon
  13. "If [Tristan]'s found strangled one of these mornings, you can probably put me down as prime suspect." ~James Herriot
  14. "I see nothing remotely poetic in watching a cow's engorged uterus disappear into it." ~Tristan Farnon
  15. " I know all about that ruddy pig; it's a killer! It's also pitch dark. What am I supposed to do, hold a torch in one hand and a lancet in the other while it disembowels me?" ~Tristan Farnon
  16. "Yes, pow. Pow...pow's a...pow's a technical expression, Professor. It means that all the microcircuits will be fused in one great UEGH of molten metal." ~The Fourth Doctor
  17. "If they do break through, run as if something very nasty were after you, because something very nasty will be after you." ~The Fourth Doctor
  18. "Domestic harmony is one thing, and bacon quite another. And ne'er the twain shall meet." ~Tristan Farnon
  19. "A good driver doesn't need brakes." ~Siegfried Farnon
  20. "If you could possibly refrain from burning my bed to the ground, I'd be eternally grateful." ~Siegfried Farnon
  21. "That takes me back...or forward. That's the trouble with time travel - you can never remember." ~The Fourth Doctor
  22. "Do you mind not standing on my chest? My hat's on fire." ~The Fourth Doctor
  23. "I have world class photographic red-eye pretty much all the time. As a general rule, if it's taken with a flash, I look like I am possessed by the blazing forces of darkness, at least in the eye department." ~Neil Gaiman
  24. "You wait until I see the Doctor. First I'm going to kiss him, then I'm going to kill him." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  25. "He's not a threat - the Doctor's the one who will save you from your phantasmawhojits." ~Captain Jack Harkness
  26. "You're fine. It's the rest of the world that's delusional." ~Captain Jack Harkness to Dr. Owen Harper
  27. "There ought to be a society for the prevention of cruelty to vets." ~Tristan Farnon
  28. "Tristan changed the medication, accidentally correctly, as it happened." ~Siegfried Farnon
  29. "Dinner with Steven Moffat in Bar Shu, spent mostly in enthusiastic Dr Who neepery. I love my life....As a side note, running Windows Vista on the Panasonic w7 is making me really nostalgic for 1986. Whoever thought I'd get to type things then stare at a blank screen for a bit and one-by-one watch the letters appear? Cory and Mike's 'Why Don't You Run Linux?' talks are staring to seem much more sensible." ~Neil Gaiman
  30. "Well, 'progress' is a very flexible word. It can mean just about anything you want it to mean." ~The Fourth Doctor
  31. "Rule #1 of ihasatardis is NAKED JACK IS ALWAYS EXPECTED." ~Seize
  32. "Are you trying to take my mind off of something? Because you're almost succeeding." ~Romana I to The Doctor
  33. "In my considered opinion, you will never rest in peace. Your gloomy shade will be seen wandering pathetically round the many public houses you haunted during your lifetime. Haunted with the dedication that makes publicans for miles around rejoice at your approach and start planning foreign holidays." ~Siegfried Farnon to Tristan
  34. "I wouldn't treat a mad dog the way he treats his liver." ~Siegfried Farnon about Tristan
  35. "Optimism - Belief that everything will work out well. Irrational, bordering on insane." ~K-9
  36. "Listen, Romana, whenever you go into a new situation, you must always believe the best until you find out exactly what the situation's all about. THEN believe the worst." ~The Fourth Doctor
  37. "I have watched you in your jackdaw meanderings. I know you, and I know there is a want of patience in your nature." ~The Shadow to The Doctor
  38. "I've stopped the universe! Still, they'll never notice. Just think - someone somewhere has just slipped on a banana skin, and he'll be wondering forever when he's going to hit the ground." ~The Fourth Doctor
  39. "Small is lovely." ~The Fourth Doctor
  40. "They are kind of manly tears, aren't they? No matter how odd the emo faces are sometimes you have to admit that [Gareth David-Lloyd] isn't afraid to just go for it." ~noneinnyet
  41. "Fifteen grand - fifteen freakin' grand, just for fallin' on my [bum]. I'm gonna be the man who falls on his [bum] for a living." ~Joe Dubois
  42. "Liberals want to burn the flag, but progressives just want to microwave it?" ~Stephen Colbert
  43. "We poor devils can always lose; lawyers never do." ~Tristan Farnon
  44. "It's Walt Barnett. I put him in the geranium pot." ~James Herriot
  45. "You're a very naughty and persuasive man." ~Mrs. Pumphrey to Tristan
  46. "You're building quite a reputation for yourself, Mr. Farnon, and not only as a vet. As a ladykiller." ~Mrs. Pumphrey to Tristan Farnon
  47. "The things in my head...and the fact that there's no filter, the things just come out..." ~Hillary
  48. "Looks like the Spanish channel at night, 'cause it looks like porn." ~Hillary
  49. "If you're supposed to be the superior race in the universe, why don't you try climbing after us? Bye bye!" ~The Fourth Doctor taunting an army of Daleks
  50. "I can see your long rest hasn't done anything to cure your megalomania." ~The Fourth Doctor to Davros
  51. "We don't have a song. And if we did have a song, it wouldn't be this song." ~Captain Jack Harkness to Captain John Hart
  52. "Brilliant secret - I ask, you tell. Well done." ~PC Andy Davidson
  53. "I looked in the mirror and John Smith was looking back. DAMN IT, RTD! YOU'RE MAKING THAT CAP LESS FUNNY!" ~euphorazine
  54. "I say, what a wonderful butler. He's so violent!" ~The Fourth Doctor
  55. "Good heavens, are you locking us into a laboratory?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  56. "A scientist's job is to ask questions." ~The Fourth Doctor
  57. "I like concise answers." ~The Fourth Doctor
  58. "If _you_ wanted an omelet, I'd expect to find a pile of broken crockery, the cooker in flames, and an unconscious chef." ~Romana II
  59. "If there's one thing I can't stand, it's being tortured by someone with cold hands." ~The Fourth Doctor
  60. "Can anyone join in this conversation, or do you need a certificate?" ~Duggan
  61. "Any man who had to carry a child would cave in around month two." ~Johnny Depp
  62. "Course [iodine stings] - they make it like that specially to remind you to be more careful next time." ~Siegfried Farnon
  63. "I hope you don't mind, but I'm going to send David Tennant the cookie you deserve. He needs it more than you." ~idiotgirle
  64. "I suppose the best way to find out where you come from is to find out where you're going and then work backwards." ~The Fourth Doctor
  65. "There's no earthly virtue in tidiness if you simply can't find anything." ~Siegfried Farnon
  66. "We're up against boneheaded bureaucracy. Complete ossification!" ~Siegfried Farnon
  67. "I don't want to stand on protocol, but couldn't you at least do the done thing and take me to your leader?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  68. "I guess you could say 'the yoke's on him,' if you were the sort of person who said that sort of thing, which fortunately I'm not." ~The Fourth Doctor
  69. "I love not knowing - keeps me on my toes." ~The Tenth Doctor
  70. "You fought her off with a water pistol? I bloody _love_ you!" ~Donna Noble
  71. "Don't worry, Donna...if we've learned ANYTHING from Torchwood, it's that everyone will eventually snog Captain Jack." ~cygnia
  72. "It should be rock, dynamite with a cuttable wick, scissors." ~Demetri Martin
  73. "I just think it's weird that one group took refracted light." ~Demetri Martin on the Rainbow Coalition
  74. "I most emphatically do not eat people." ~Erato
  75. "We don't want several hundred cubic feet of angry blob heaving itself around the country crushing people." ~Romana II
  76. "Cartman, you are officially declared a full-fledged retard." ~Kyle Broflovski
  77. "Sometimes the best fun looks like boredom." ~xkcd
  78. "I wasn't the first writer to create a young magician with potential, nor was Rowling the first to send one to school. It's not the ideas, it's what you do with them that matters. Genre fiction, as Terry Pratchett has pointed out, is a stew. You take stuff out of the pot, you put stuff back. The stew bubbles on." ~Neil Gaiman's response to a question about whether he was upset with Rowling for "ripping him off"
  79. "I've lived 30 years on this planet - 2 elsewhere." ~John Oliver, who was evidently a Companion
  80. "Economics is like the Dutch language - I'm told it makes sense, but I have my doubts." ~John Oliver
  81. "That's not racist; in many ways, that's a compliment." ~John Oliver
  82. "Oh, don't mind him; he just likes to irritate people." ~Romana II on The Doctor
  83. "Idiots? They're worse than idiots, they're bureaucrats. They just exist to tangle people up; wrap them round and round in red tape until they can't move." ~The Fourth Doctor
  84. "That could be a new flavour [of Doritos] - Papal Cheesy." ~Stephen Colbert
  85. "Couldn't they just flip a switch and reverse the polarity on that decision?" ~Stephen Colbert
  86. "We do have our baggage, don't we? But sometimes that's what makes the trip so interesting." ~Frasier
  87. "What could possibly go wrong? OH! You know, I've simply _got_ to stop saying that. Every time I say 'What could possibly go wrong?' something goes wr--OH! It's uncanny, isn't it?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  88. "Fascinating, isn't it? I wonder what it would be like to be crushed into a singularity...?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  89. "Have you noticed that people's intellectual curiosity declines sharply the moment they start waving guns about?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  90. "Why don't you give me the gun and I can keep an eye on myself so I don't get up to any funny business...?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  91. "Alright, Frank, what's wrong? You don't just say no to pie, and touch my shoulder, and think." ~Marie Barone
  92. "Can someone please tell me why my worst nightmare is COMING TRUE?!" ~Ray Barone
  93. "When Time Lords get to be my age, they tend to get their tenses mixed up." ~The Professor
  94. "The sound of undergraduates talking to one another - I tried to have it banned..." ~The Professor
  95. "Please don't offer [Monk] a third choice � his head will explode." ~Sharona Flemming
  96. "She was patronizing me, wasn't she?" ~Adrian Monk
  97. "The amazing thing is that I can function at all." ~Ray Barone
  98. "You know, I expect writing that at least attempts to make some kind of [dadgum] SENSE even in my smut, thank you very much." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  99. "Ah, the kind of mind-melting goodness that only the Doctor can inspire..." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  100. "It's weevil season, but we were prepared." ~Dwight Schrute

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