Quotes (Page 54)!

  1. "My brother? I'm afraid he's unavailable. He has a habit of being unavailable when he is most needed." ~Siegfried Farnon
  2. "Can you imagine launching an unsupervised Tristan on a totally unsuspecting neighborhood? Answering the phone in a Chinese accent...doing his driverless car trick in the marketplace...It'd be wanton cruelty!" ~Siegfried Farnon
  3. "No spoilers. Other than for the knowledge that John Barrowman tends to behave generally a bit like John Barrowman." ~dougs
  4. "You're an idiot. I mean, I am, too, but dang. You're an expensive idiot, is what you are." ~Ashley to her brother when he drove an ATV into a lake
  5. "As for thinking time versus writing time, well, that's up to you. But -- and I wish it were otherwise -- books don't get written by thinking about them, they get written by writing them. And that's when you make discoveries about what you're writing. That's when you get the happy accidents." ~Neil Gaiman
  6. "I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush... 'To be, or not to be, that is the question. Weeelll.... More of A question really. Not THE question. Because, well, I mean, there are billions and billions of questions out there, and well, when I say billions, I mean, when you add in the answers, not just the questions, weeelll, you're looking at numbers that are positively astronomical and... for that matter the other question is what you lot are doing on this planet in the first place, and er, did anyone try just pushing this little red button?' There. Thanks. Sorry about that." ~Neil Gaiman
  7. "Look, if it ever gets to the point where I know that I'm actually, definitely, for certain, writing an episode of Doctor Who, I'll post it here. In big red letters. Or green. You'll know when it happens, trust me. I may even get Maddy to write the entry for me, and include photographs of cats doing amusing things in it. It'll be a proper blog post. Promise." ~Neil Gaiman
  8. "The 'Four Things and a Lizard' story is one of the greatest unwritten scripts in all of Whodom. It would make ["Last of the Time Lords"] look as bland and sensible as...well, something not from Doctor Who." ~madamotaku
  9. "[David Tennant] is such a wonderful actor. He has got 1001 facial expression which makes the whole situation leave an even bigger impact every time I watch it." ~olga_keepout
  10. "Those eyes, they kill me. 'I'm not allowed to be happy on this show, am I?'" ~olga_keepout about The Tenth Doctor
  11. "RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'VE SWALLOWED A HAMSTER!" ~olga_keepout about a screenshot from the beginning of 406
  12. "I'm the only man in London that 'Don't talk to strange men' doesn't apply to." ~Tom Baker
  13. "It was actually, 'Where ever there is television, there is poor old shagged out Tom Baker running across the rocks and punting down the river.'" ~Tom Baker
  14. "Okay, I've gone past worried. I'm not even stoppin' at anxious. I'm going full throttle into panic totally beyond reason." ~Clyde Langer
  15. "Knowing's easy - everyone does that ad nauseam. I just sort of hope." ~The Fourth Doctor
  16. "Someone's gotta stay on guard. And you can compute a reverse transition from existing data - you love doing that!" ~The Fourth Doctor to K-9
  17. "You know, I've never been one for swarming, It's awfully kind of you, but where were you thinking of swarming to?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  18. "Pst! You are wonderful." ~The Fourth Doctor to Romana II
  19. "You, young lad - you're going straight home." ~The Fourth Doctor to Adric at the end of his second serial
  20. "He's gone again...! It's like talking to a Cheshire Cat!" ~The Fourth about Biroc (and not the other way round, surprisingly enough)
  21. "One good, solid hope's worth a cartload of certainties." ~The Fourth Doctor
  22. "Call me old fashioned, but, if you really wanted peace, couldn't you just STOP FIGHTING?" ~The Tenth Doctor
  23. "Let's save your wiles for later. In case of emergency." ~The Tenth Doctor to Donna
  24. "You're the most anomalous bloke I've ever met." ~Donna Noble to The Doctor
  25. "He saves planets, rescues civilizations, defeats terrible creatures. And runs a lot. Seriously, there's an outrageous amount of running involved." ~Donna Noble
  26. "You talk all the time, but you don't say anything." ~Donna Noble about The Doctor's reluctance to talk about himself
  27. "The old home universe..." ~The Fourth Doctor
  28. "I thought you might appreciate it if I gave you the impression I knew what was happening. We could panic, but where would that get us?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  29. "If I knew everything that was going to happen, where would the fun be?" ~The Fourth Doctor
  30. "Time reveals everything, Adric." ~The Fourth Doctor
  31. "Ah, good afternoon! Or good morning! Or is it evening? It's very difficult to keep track of time around here." ~The Fourth Doctor
  32. "Clarity is the soul of knowing what the other chap's going to do." ~The Fourth Doctor
  33. "The reaction is almost certain to be over." ~Tremas
  34. "When I say, 'giant,' I don't mean 'big,' I mean 'flipping enormous'!" ~Donna Noble
  35. "I think I understood some of those words...Enough to know that you're completely potty." ~Agatha Christie to The Doctor
  36. "[The TARDIS is mine] on a sort of finders, keepers basis." ~The Fourth Doctor
  37. "This is life; nothing's sure." ~The Fourth Doctor
  38. "Never guess...unless you have to. There's enough uncertainty in the universe as it is." ~The Fourth Doctor
  39. "I thought the whole point of the Pharos project was to track down alien intelligences. We thought we'd save you the trouble and come to you." ~Adric
  40. "I wonder, boy: what would you do if you were me? Hmm? Or perhaps I should ask, 'What would I do if I were me?'" ~The Fifth Doctor channeling his first incarnation
  41. "My dad used to say that 'if' is the most powerful word in the English language." ~Tegan Jovanka
  42. "As a scientist, it's easy to be tyrannized by facts." ~Nyssa of Traken
  43. "The universe is purged of The Doctor and his impossible dreams of goodness." ~The Master
  44. "A landing's a landing..." ~Tegan Jovanka
  45. "I think it does us good to be reminded that the universe isn't entirely peopled with nasty creatures out for themselves." ~The Fifth Doctor
  46. "I feel quite like my old self. Well....Well...Whoever I feel like, it's absolutely splendid." ~The Fifth Doctor
  47. "Last time I was [at Heathrow], they were doing strange things to Terminal Three." ~The Fifth Doctor
  48. "Oh, [The Doctor]'s always in trouble, Tegan. Or hadn't you noticed? It amuses him." ~Adric
  49. "Well, take the advice of a madman and look happy!....Try to look as if you're enjoying yourself - in these situations, it's the best form of defense. And it gives me time to think." ~The Fifth Doctor
  50. "If something good happens to you and Brad and Randy are happy for you, it's probably not a good thing." ~Tim Taylor to Mark
  51. "Books. People never really stop loving books." ~The Tenth Doctor
  52. "Without death, there'd only be comedies. Dying gives us size." ~The Tenth Doctor
  53. "Isn't traveling with you one big spoiler?" ~Donna Noble
  54. "I never land on Sundays - Sundays are boring." ~The Tenth Doctor
  55. "Why are we here?....It was all 'Let's hit the beach!', and then suddenly, we're in a library. Why?" ~Donna Noble, discovering something all of The Doctor's Companions must eventually come to
  56. "Argh. Slargh. Sngh." ~Information portal in The Library
  57. "OH! I'm thick! Look at me - I'm old and thick! Head's too full of stuff; I need a bigger head!" ~The Tenth Doctor
  58. "Well, you know - boyfriends. Sometimes you need the element of surprise." ~Donna Noble explaining where she learned to kick doors in
  59. "I'm a time traveler. I point and laugh at archeologists." ~The Tenth Doctor
  60. "If you understand me, look very, very scared....No, a bit more scared than that....Okay, it'll do for now." ~The Tenth Doctor
  61. "Need me to do any attacking, sir?" ~Ianto Jones
  62. "Something about a singing bird just didn't mesh with my preconceptions about reality." ~My cousin
  63. "[I spent] much of my time reminding Matt Groening that I really need to be a head in a jar on Futurama." ~Neil Gaiman
  64. "Then, as tends to happen when a mysterious extraterrestrial lands in some chick's bedroom, the Doctor showed up." ~scudthefish
  65. "So the Doctor, Colin, and K-9 journeyed to the semiannual Doctor Who Villain Music Festival to have a little fun. That Cyberman sure can play a fiddle!" ~scudthefish
  66. "When I was about ten my favourite article in the huge and mouldering Encyclopedia Britannica we owned (the ninth edition) was the one on Lycanthropy. (Yes, I had a favourite 1890s Britannica article when I was ten. I am now aware this is not entirely usual.)" ~Neil Gaiman
  67. "There you are, Tegan: there's always something to look at, if you open your eyes." ~The Fifth Doctor
  68. "Whatever it is, it could be distinctly unfriendly." ~The Fifth Doctor
  69. "Adric, there is a difference between serious, scientific investigation and meddling....ISN'T there?!" ~The Fifth Doctor
  70. "Intentions unknown, hypothesis: unfriendly, as K-9 would say." ~The Fifth Doctor
  71. "Look, if we turn out to be hostile, then fair enough. Until we do, why not give us the benefit of the doubt? It's common sense, really, don't you think?" ~The Fifth Doctor
  72. "You, my dear, can't possibly exist, so go away." ~Creepy woman in Tegan's mind maybe
  73. "An apple a day keeps the, uh... No, never mind." ~The Fifth Doctor
  74. "No one does annoyed like Alan Rickman does annoyed." ~MRFH
  75. "If you're my subconscious, I've gotta say, you're a little full of myself." ~Laura Roslin
  76. "Captain, you are not married to the entire production line." ~Laura Roslin to Captain Karl Agathon
  77. "[Sim (not Simm) Master] might be waving to someone else in the house as he leaves for work. Yes, a friendly wave. Thing is, the SIMS don't know they're supposed to be villains..." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  78. "I love the massive Time Paradox of Doom Veronaville has become lately." ~Captain Chaotica!! on her Sims game
  79. "As a rule, Germans shouldn't do comedy. Their last box office comedy was Nosferatu." ~Stephen Colbert
  80. "You're kind of a miracle of consistency...But in the real world, things change." ~ to Stephen Colbert
  81. "Like I would do crack. I saw the Chappelle Show with Rick James." ~Marshall
  82. "Slim Pickens and some orange soda and wow." ~Marshall
  83. "Stupid brain! (kicks it) ...ow! I think I just retconned myself." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  84. "Very few beings can SNARK quite like the Doctor..." ~Captain Chaotica!!
  85. "Guybrush for Eleven? Oh, _dear_. DO NOT WANT. Do you have any _idea_ how he'd steer the TARDIS...?" ~Captain Chaotica!!
  86. "Delgado was _also_ really treacherous. He'd be all AWESOME sympathetic charming funny showing off his good taste in science-fiction books, cook you a nice unpoisoned meal, etc...and then turn RIGHT around and betray your ruffled ass _straight_ out the bloody airlock without a second thought! And the total absolute BASTARDNESS of it was so brazen and so _fast_ a turnaround, that it was FUNNY and part of what made the character entertaining!" ~Captain Chaotica!!
  87. "Oh, good. That is good news, isn't it? If in doubt, then fire and acid every time, don't you think?" ~The Fifth Doctor
  88. "Oh, he'll be alright. He was just driven out of his mind - just what he needed." ~The Fifth Doctor
  89. "I think paradise is a little too green for me, as well." ~The Fifth Doctor
  90. "You heard me - I said 'apostrification'." ~Duckie
  91. "Why are you afraid to be healthy?" ~Amy Barone to Robert Barone
  92. "It's a screwdriver; it works in the dark." ~The Tenth Doctor
  93. "Keeping it together... [sad little laugh] I'm only crying. I'm about to die; it's not an overreaction." ~Anita
  94. "Other Dave, stay with him. Pull him out when he's too stupid to live." ~Dr. River Song about The Doctor
  95. "Thing about me, I'm stupid, I talk to much. Always rambling on. This gob doesn't stop for anything. Wanna know the only reason I'm still alive? Always stay near the door." ~The Tenth Doctor
  96. "I have the two qualities required to see absolute truth - I am brilliant and unloved." ~Miss Evangelista
  97. "I'll try my hardest not to die - honestly, it's my main thing." ~The Tenth Doctor
  98. "When you run with The Doctor, it feels like it will never end. But however hard you try, you can't run forever. Everybody knows that everybody dies, and nobody knows it like The Doctor. But I do think that all the skies of all the worlds might just turn dark if he ever for one moment accepts it." ~Dr. River Song
  99. "Oh, oh, oh...Look at that! I'm very good!" ~The Tenth Doctor, who is oh so very humble
  100. "For heaven's sake, that man. He just can't do it, can he. He just can't give in." ~Dr. River Song

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